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Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!

Also all of them should be in Hit Row at the same time

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Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?




And Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight, and Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie, and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie...

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

MassRafTer posted:

Men who sexually assault women do not win by default. Undertaker is the least lovely guy there.

Hogan has a sexual assault settlement.
Marty Jannetty told stories about him and HBK and others sexually assaulting women.
HHH hired and covered up for DeMott's abuse and the strength trainer's harassment of women.
Undertaker is a lovely right wing racist guy, was a lovely abusive locker room guy
Flair has sexual assault accusations

Normally I wouldn't trust Marty to tell me if the sky is blue but he's probably not lying here.
Jesus these are 5 lovely human beings.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


:regd08:

https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1616613256247889920?s=20

Alan_Shore
Dec 2, 2004

MassRafTer posted:

Men who sexually assault women do not win by default. Undertaker is the least lovely guy there.

Hogan has a sexual assault settlement.
Marty Jannetty told stories about him and HBK and others sexually assaulting women.
HHH hired and covered up for DeMott's abuse and the strength trainer's harassment of women.
Undertaker is a lovely right wing racist guy, was a lovely abusive locker room guy
Flair has sexual assault accusations

But we love WWE, don't we folks?

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

lol that they're promoting the same five 'legends' that they always promote - the same five that never leave and are always around doing wwe poo poo anyway

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Ultimo Dragon should show up unannounced with Sonny Onoo.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/NaomiWWE/status/1616624761135669248?t=j5pzpYsF-PNeP2GXkaomBw&s=19

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.
prawn sauce wrap

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





Gonz posted:

Ultimo Dragon should show up unannounced with Sonny Onoo.

Ultimo has more dignified things to do like wrestle six mans against Stalker Ichikawa.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

was naomi not going to get more money or she didn't walk out?

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Brutus also told stories about Shawn and Jannetty drugging and raping women

https://youtu.be/DhPsFNdUfTo

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Cavauro posted:

was naomi not going to get more money or she didn't walk out?

It's apparently Ringside News mangling what Sapp had apparently originally reported.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Shitt rear end Crapp vindicated.

https://twitter.com/NaomiWWE/status/1616638195973644291

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

that's a nice thing for a wrestler to do

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

had naomi been a subscriber to fightful select she could have saved herself the L there

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible




Surprised it wasn't a QR code

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

swipe your card there to subscribe to the wwe network

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD

Vince is in control. I’m fully Vincepilled

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin



And it stunk

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011


help me step brother im stuck in the door

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005


lmao

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

no how is this real no for real help me lol

the bray wyatt return has got to be one of the worst wrestling things of all time by now right

Charity Porno
Aug 2, 2021

by Hand Knit

shiksa posted:

no how is this real no for real help me lol

the bray wyatt return has got to be one of the worst wrestling things of all time by now right

It's like watching a Wrestlecrap induction in real time.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Genuinely thought someone had faked this

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

What the actual gently caress

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

put that in OP and nothing else

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Wait, that thing was an actual thing that actually aired!? :psyduck:

Hedgehog Pie
May 19, 2012

Total fuckin' silence.
We're really glad that you're our friend

Zombie Lemur
Jul 6, 2009

Empyrean empties
Some people thought WWE was turning things around but now the cracks are really starting to show.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Zombie Lemur posted:

Some people thought WWE was turning things around but now the cracks are really starting to show.

:prepop:

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 11 hours!

very cool

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Firefly Funhussy

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




That can’t be real

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Vince is back

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.

Chris James 2 posted:

Vince is back

that one gets me every time

Hedgehog Pie
May 19, 2012

Total fuckin' silence.
What's this? "Vince is back"?

Vince McMahon killed the WWE

OH GODDAMN YOU

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

I cracked Vince's code and figured out the other WWE Legend Superstars we can expect on RAW.

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JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

That DICK! posted:

I cracked Vince's code and figured out the other WWE Legend Superstars we can expect on RAW.



:vince:

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