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I'm not a fancy big city lawyer, but having the AI represent you in court seems like a notably bad idea in an age of memorable bad internet ideas. As a book reader, I'm more distracted by how wrong this guy gets the characters than by the absurdity of the whole thing - https://twitter.com/AssBoss80085/status/1616494334937034752 Ralph Crammed In has a new favorite as of 23:23 on Jan 21, 2023 |
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if Ben Shapiro is Robert Baratheon, does that mean he is an overconfident idiot who hates his life and his far smarter and more attractive wife? Checks out. As for the rest: https://twitter.com/doewnskitty/status/1616538937958494209
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Piell posted:https://twitter.com/jbrowder1/status/1616628244840579074 drat, GDQ's just over and now someone's already speedrunning federal jailtime, and it's a TAS run, too!
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Jan 21, 2023 23:39
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So candace owens rigged the election for Biden?
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Jan 21, 2023 23:41
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i think they should invent a new crime category to put that joshua browder dude in jail (the one where a digital version of himself gets ai tortured for infinity)
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Jan 21, 2023 23:46
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The Saddest Rhino posted:i think they should invent a new crime category to put that joshua browder dude in jail (the one where a digital version of himself gets ai tortured for infinity) Roko’s Bastille
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AceOfFlames posted:if Ben Shapiro is Robert Baratheon, does that mean he is an overconfident idiot who hates his life and his far smarter and more attractive wife? Checks out. Joe Biden as King Joffrey lmao
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Jan 22, 2023 00:37
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AceOfFlames posted:if Ben Shapiro is Robert Baratheon, does that mean he is an overconfident idiot who hates his life and his far smarter and more attractive wife? Checks out.
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Jan 22, 2023 01:02
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The Saddest Rhino posted:i think they should invent a new crime category to put that joshua browder dude in jail (the one where a digital version of himself gets ai tortured for infinity) Bozo's Basilisk
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Jan 22, 2023 01:03
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The judge doesn't know, so I will now tell the judge myself, publicly on Twitter.
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Jan 22, 2023 01:27
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the thing is that if you lose in court, you lose in real life
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Jan 22, 2023 01:39
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How did I know without clicking the thumbnail it was gonna be GOT, because of course it is. Read another book part 2.
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Splicer posted:He said Trump is Baratheon. Wasn't "Baratheon was exceptionally bad at running a kingdom" kind of an important theme? Robert was a man who was basically forced into being a king who absolutely despised it so basically checked out.
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Jan 22, 2023 01:50
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EL BROMANCE posted:How did I know without clicking the thumbnail it was gonna be GOT, because of course it is. Read another book part 2. Dude didn't read the books, just vaguely absorbed some broad strokes from pop culture, and filled in the rest with generic archetypes. I didn't watch GoT and even I knew how off it was.
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Robert didn’t bankrupt the realm with his tourneys. Littlefinger actively drove the crown into debt with fraudulent accounting, and who is responsible for Littlefinger’s rise to Master of Coin? Jon Arryn. Robert has the power to dismiss these jokers (and Varys) and appoint better people, so the buck ultimately stops with him, but as far as governance goes (not personal life), Bobbie B. is more like the Jimmy Carter of Westeros than the Donald Trump. Platystemon has a new favorite as of 02:00 on Jan 22, 2023 |
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Jan 22, 2023 01:58
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Though it’s weird to compare characters to a GOT character as most GOT characters are based on real nobility archetypes like a lot of these types of fiction tend to do
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CharlestheHammer posted:Though it’s weird to compare characters to a GOT character as most GOT characters are based on real nobility archetypes like a lot of these types of fiction tend to do I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that dude knows less about history than an HBO show he remembers hearing people talking about
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Whitlock is one of the stupidest guys in sports media history, which is really saying something.
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🏮GONG XI gently caress CAI 🍊 IT'S THE YEAR OF THE RACY RABBIT 🐰💥 You know 👀 what this means you naughty 🤫 PLAYBOY BUNNIES!!🐇🐇 Ahboys 👦🏻, start your day 🌅with your favourite new year cookie 🍪and end it by getting some 💀💀💀💀💀💀 💦 Ahgirls 👧🏻, put on your sexiest qipao 👘 in the morning and TOSS IT ASIDE at night 🛌 after you toss yeesang 🥢🥗 Get into position🧎🏻♀️🙇🏻♀️, it's time to gently caress LIKE RABBITS 👉👌🤪 Open your mouth 👄for some tasty CUMquats 💦🍊Eat more dumplings 🥟to get dem gainz🏋🏻 and get that DUMPTRACK rear end 💰🍑 Gather lots of luck 🤑🍀from collecting angpaos 🧧 and have many ONGSOME ORGASMS 🎉🎇🎆🥴 Send this to 8️⃣8️⃣8️⃣of your LA MEI👸🌶️ or SHUAI GE 🤴😘 friends to get blessed by the GOD OF RIZZ AND JIZZ 🥵👅!!! HENG AH ONG AH HUAT AH‼️‼️!!!!
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The Saddest Rhino posted:🏮GONG XI gently caress CAI 🍊 IT'S THE YEAR OF THE RACY RABBIT 🐰💥 This is precisely what I needed to see right now. An excellent post.
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Im glad we started assigning mod stars based on good posting instead of number of posts
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Jan 22, 2023 06:04
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truly today we are all rich in posting
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Ralph Crammed In posted:I'm not a fancy big city lawyer, but having the AI represent you in court seems like a notably bad idea in an age of memorable bad internet ideas. It's all a bunch of Reeks in a country controlled by Reeks.
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The Saddest Rhino posted:🏮GONG XI gently caress CAI 🍊 IT'S THE YEAR OF THE RACY RABBIT 🐰💥 The king is back, the king is back!
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The Saddest Rhino posted:🏮GONG XI gently caress CAI 🍊 IT'S THE YEAR OF THE RACY RABBIT 🐰💥 What a perfect way to start the new year!
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The Saddest Rhino posted:🏮GONG XI gently caress CAI 🍊 IT'S THE YEAR OF THE RACY RABBIT 🐰💥 🔥🔥💯 DONG DONG DONG QIANG my XIAO TUS 🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰💯🔥🔥 Put away your TIGERS🐯🐯🐯😝 cos it is time to HUMP LIKE RABBITS🐰🐰🐇🐇🐇🍑🍑👉🏻👌🏻Fire up your 🐰🐰🐰filters 😂 and pull your qipao slits high up your thigh 💃🏻💃🏻👅👅 cause 🤑 CAI SHEN YE 🤑 is coming to bless you with 💲💲😝🙈💦💦GOLDEN SHOWERS 👅👅😍😝 this year Squeeze out your RIPE CHEST 🍊🍊oRAnGeS 🍊🍊in your 👗TIGHTEST QIPAO 👚cause 大哥 has some bIG 肉干 🥓🍖🍗🍖for you to 😮😜SWALLOW😜😮 For my xdds🙋🏻♂️, 阿姨 has some 🈵DEEEP HONGBAOS🈵 to slide your hand 👉🏻👌🏻into that will make you even 💯💦LUCKIER💦💯 than your👙RED UNDERWEAR 👙 我想跟隔壁王阿姨玩 小弟不想努力了 Send this to 88 of your 🔥SEXIEST relatives 👶🏻👵🏻🔥and you might just be called 💋🤴🏻📣HUANG SHANG‼️📣🤴🏻💋allllllll night🌚🌚 If you get 1-4 back, your doomed to lovely 💲2 hongbaos and ah gongs 👴🏼DRY😖🍆 love letters🍆💕 ALL YEAR LONG. Get 5-8 back and you might have your PINEAPPLE TARTS slurped up 😛🤤💦and your 🤤👀LUCKY LOVER 👀💏will be a 🔥💥🔥FIRECRACKER 🔥💥🔥in bed. Get 0 and you forfeit all your 🙅🏻♀️🙅🏻♂️👲🏻chinese ANCESTRY👲🏻🙅🏻♀️🙅🏻♂️ and your little 🍤hae bee hiam roll 🍤will 👉🏻SHRINK👈🏻 0.888cm on 初四‼️‼️
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Platystemon posted:Robert didn’t bankrupt the realm with his tourneys. Been saying this
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Ibblebibble posted:🔥🔥💯 DONG DONG DONG QIANG my XIAO TUS 🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰💯🔥🔥 Put away your TIGERS🐯🐯🐯😝 cos it is time to HUMP LIKE RABBITS🐰🐰🐇🐇🐇🍑🍑👉🏻👌🏻Fire up your 🐰🐰🐰filters 😂 and pull your qipao slits high up your thigh 💃🏻💃🏻👅👅 cause 🤑 CAI SHEN YE 🤑 is coming to bless you with 💲💲😝🙈💦💦GOLDEN SHOWERS 👅👅😍😝 this year No thanks.
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Ibblebibble posted:🔥🔥💯 DONG DONG DONG QIANG my XIAO TUS 🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰💯🔥🔥 Put away your TIGERS🐯🐯🐯😝 cos it is time to HUMP LIKE RABBITS🐰🐰🐇🐇🐇🍑🍑👉🏻👌🏻Fire up your 🐰🐰🐰filters 😂 and pull your qipao slits high up your thigh 💃🏻💃🏻👅👅 cause 🤑 CAI SHEN YE 🤑 is coming to bless you with 💲💲😝🙈💦💦GOLDEN SHOWERS 👅👅😍😝 this year y-you too
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"You can't be charged with rape because your partner can't consent" is uhhh, probably not a take I've ever seen before, in any capacity. Let alone around necrophilia.
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My extensive knowledge of necrophiliac consent is raising a lot of questions etc etc
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The Saddest Rhino posted:🏮GONG XI gently caress CAI 🍊 IT'S THE YEAR OF THE RACY RABBIT 🐰💥 My hong is baoin'
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This person seems to have the opposite understanding of how consent and rape relate to each other. Maybe they think it only counts if someone has the capacity for consent but explicitly does not provide it? Anyway HIPAA is not the only law regarding medical privacy and does not apply in all cases in the US but it is a federal law and protects all Americans from having covered entities like hospitals release their private medical info until until 50 years after death, so they're also wrong about that.
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Please do less of whatever the gently caress this is.
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It’s their thing. 
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Not that anyone asked, but drat people using memespeak, aka another person's joke, is a huge pet peeve of mine. That is all. If it seems appropriate to do so, feel free to screencap my comment and post it in this thread. That is all. caspergers has a new favorite as of 16:33 on Jan 22, 2023 |
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caspergers posted:Not that anyone asked, but drat people using memespeak, aka another person's joke, is a huge pet peeve of mine. Sir this is a Wendys drive thru
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caspergers posted:Not that anyone asked, but drat people using memespeak, aka another person's joke, is a huge pet peeve of mine.  In a car, to the place of burgers
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