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Or just shave your rear end in a top hat. It'll really cut down on paper
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My proudest snipe
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Anecdotal evidence, but I lived in a very small neighborhood almost entirely owned by one guy and his wife. Most of the houses were tiny older houses that had been built there. The other houses were ones he "saved" from historic neighborhoods being gentrified. He would buy whole rear end houses and have them moved into the neighborhood. Walking around you'd think you were in the middle of the woods, when in fact you were about a mile from downtown Houston, Texas. To access the neighborhood, you had to drive between two old brick warehouses, so no one knew it was there. He was an old hippie that made his money running porn stores back in the 70s. He rented for dirt cheap, but was super particular about who he rented to. Everyone was some sort of artist or stagehand or performer or what have you. You also had to be okay with people occasionally gardening naked or trying to run go karts across the creek or playing airsoft or having bonfires. Even then we had a full time maintenance guy that lived in the neighborhood. And if you wanted to do something to your house, that was above and beyond maintenance, he'd generally pay for materials if you did the work. He still made a good profit. It's literally an option to not be a poo poo head landlord, and still make money. Also Jesus gently caress my buddy just sent me this. Maybe don't check it out if you don't want to see gross eyeball poo poo. https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybe...nt=share_button Ironhead fucked around with this message at 04:26 on Jan 23, 2023 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:Or just shave your rear end in a top hat. It'll really cut down on paper True, but then you risk getting fart bubbles trapped between your cheeks
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I might actually join the army if we declared war on whoever was responsible for those two reusable items
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Tiny Timbs posted:why wouldn't you just get a bidet I’d use that with my bidet. I don’t like the air blower and dab dry with paper already.
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Is communal fleshlight too long for a name?
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https://tenor.com/view/dog-pug-men-in-black-gif-8469646 I hate these stupid gif sites
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CelticPredator posted:https://tenor.com/view/dog-pug-men-in-black-gif-8469646 Here you go 
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Liquid Chicken posted:
Only way I'd ever trust one of these is if the home had a dedicated sterile processing unit complete with staff
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Inceltown posted:Here you go What did you do lol
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Non Compos Mentis posted:Is communal fleshlight too long for a name? Looks just long enough from here sugar
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CelticPredator posted:What did you do lol I clicked on the image to get the menu come up that gave me an option to copy image link. Right click on desktop or long press on the image if on phone. Offer maybe not valid for iPhones
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mind the walrus posted:Only way I'd ever trust one of these is if the home had a dedicated sterile processing unit complete with staff Staph infection, maybe.
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Posted a while back, top tier cursed content https://www.propublica.org/article/milwaukee-fire-brunner-belen-landlord-tenant My landlord story. Moved into this apartment in 2015. Power flicked on us when I was plugging everything in, but nothing else funky for a while. Couple months later, half the apartments power turns off. I call in the utility company to come check on it, and the guy asks me to turn on the oven while he is observing the panel box. Literal sparks start flying out of it. He calls the landlord and is like hey, this is a hazard, we gotta cut the power until its fixed. The wretched miser was on vacation and said "they're just going to have to wait". We caught I think it was 36 mice in that place before we finally moved out. She wouldn't do anything about that either. Underneath where the washer was 
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[quote="Captain Hygiene" post="529289085"] Oh, the three most important words in difficult decision making, of course -Thoughtfulness -Transparency -And
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When I was in my 20s I lived in a bad neighborhood adjacent to my university. The school was beginning to buy up the surrounding neighborhoods to do expansion so my landlord just up and stopped paying for the utilities he was responsible for so that he could sell and get the very most money he could. Then they started renovating the abandoned building next door so all the rats that lived there moved into mine. I had already paid the last months rent so I, being young and stubborn, stayed. I’m lucky I didn’t get rat bites
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Inceltown posted:
That’s prob it lol
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Android Apocalypse posted:I see these are making a comeback. 
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Liquid Chicken posted:
The Romans build an entire empire using communal rear end wiping sponges on a stick. Do you think you are better than the Romans?
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Everybody is better than the romans
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GABA ghoul posted:The Romans build an entire empire using communal rear end wiping sponges on a stick. Do you think you are better than the Romans? Romans are all dead and im alive, so ya, im better than those scrub rear end romans
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military industrial momplex https://twitter.com/EoinHiggins_/status/1617553980820975617?s=20&t=DqcoyNzLKBd-ICDA18kZoQ
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GABA ghoul posted:The Romans build an entire empire using communal rear end wiping sponges on a stick. Do you think you are better than the Romans? The sponges were disposable.
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Wall Balls posted:military industrial momplex
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Wall Balls posted:military industrial momplex Yeah, I think that does her. Robocop is real. Seriously tell me this was directed by Verhoeven.
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Murdstone posted:Starts at $285k if anyone is curious. How can you put a price on your family safety? 
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Stoatbringer posted:How can you put a price on your family safety? I mean, good news, the rich are self-aware enough to start feeling afraid. Cursed: Texas during winter of 2021, outside of Austin. 
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Stoatbringer posted:How can you put a price on your family safety? Just watch me.
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Wall Balls posted:military industrial momplex rich people should be scared, cause they are criminals.
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Murdstone posted:Starts at $285k if anyone is curious.  Only $125k extra for the 810hp engine!
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It wants to be a Cybertruck so loving bad, but it failed in one key point. You can actually buy it.
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Tesla doors don't have mechanical opening mechanisms, right? Can you get out the cybrtruck in case of a 12V power failure if you can't break the windows? How long can you survive in there without fresh air?
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Wall Balls posted:military industrial momplex
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Wall Balls posted:military industrial momplex For whatever reason I am getting strong Snow Crash vibes from this.
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Suddenly the game where you flick the locks on someone trying to get in became more interesting.
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limp_cheese posted:For whatever reason I am getting strong Snow Crash vibes from this. 
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