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OwlFancier posted:DO NOT GOOGLE THAT I did google it but didn't see anything porn on the first page of google (in the little sentences anyway). Give me a hint. Does splatter involve the sort of thing that might occur if you had a rancid curry?
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Jan 23, 2023 20:37
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:I did google it but didn't see anything porn on the first page of google (in the little sentences anyway). Give me a hint. Does splatter involve the sort of thing that might occur if you had a rancid curry? No it usually involves a lady and many, many gentlemen.
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Jan 23, 2023 20:38
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OwlFancier posted:No it usually involves a lady and many, many gentlemen. As in a gang bag or multi-orifices simultaneously? (NOT into either for the record!)
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Jan 23, 2023 20:39
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I thought the term referred to a type of noodles. Relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puAPMWyajWc
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Jan 23, 2023 20:41
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This has to be the most polite conversation on the topic ever. Bukkake refers to the male ejaculate.
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Jan 23, 2023 20:42
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Jakabite posted:Personally my happiness has gone from what I thought was normal to very high since I went self-employed. I say thought was normal because I realised once I got to my current state I’d actually just not been happy for 10 years. I work more but it’s varied and is entirely decided by what I think needs doing. Actually having control over your own life back is the best feeling in the world. I realise I’m privileged in being about to do it but If it’s something you’ve pondered and you have the resources, I couldn’t recommend it enough. What's your industry, if you don't mind sharing it here?
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Jan 23, 2023 20:42
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Think Jackson Pollock Painting. Honestly there probably isn't really a way to combine these two different art forms. (Unless the gentlemen are all assigned a number from 1 to 9) Mostly I think the guys in Viz just thought it sounded funny and just ran with it. That or it was a bit of "these are both Japanese words. Let's combine them." Slight racism for humours sake going on.
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Jan 23, 2023 20:43
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:As in a gang bag or multi-orifices simultaneously? *Updates UKMT_sickos.xlsm once more*
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Jan 23, 2023 20:46
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:As in a gang bag or multi-orifices simultaneously? As in a lot of men stand around and wank until they ejaculate on a lady I wonder if freud knew about it and what it would have done to his brain.
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Jan 23, 2023 20:50
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OwlFancier posted:As in a lot of men stand around and wank until they ejaculate on a lady Doesn't have to be a lady does it?
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Jan 23, 2023 20:51
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The Question IRL posted:Think Jackson Pollock Painting. I guess it would involve a grid pattern and unusually precise splatter.
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Jan 23, 2023 21:00
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Failed Imagineer posted:Doesn't have to be a lady does it? It's a bukkakess if it is
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Jan 23, 2023 21:00
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Mourning Due posted:What's your industry, if you don't mind sharing it here? Video production and editing. It isn’t cheap to get started but it is cheaper than it used to be if you’re smart. E: oh god what is happening E2: if anyone’s thinking about it feel free to drop a pm E3: VIDEOGRAPHY Jakabite fucked around with this message at 21:10 on Jan 23, 2023 |
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Jan 23, 2023 21:08
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Jakabite posted:
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Jan 23, 2023 21:25
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Microplastics posted:It's a bukkakess if it is the bukkakee is the recipient, the contributors are bukkakers
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Jan 23, 2023 21:33
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:I did google it but didn't see anything porn on the first page of google (in the little sentences anyway). Give me a hint. Does splatter involve the sort of thing that might occur if you had a rancid curry? Aren't you the most precious thing! https://youtu.be/5u4hAxi5b6o Rust Martialis fucked around with this message at 21:38 on Jan 23, 2023 |
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Jan 23, 2023 21:34
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Rust Martialis posted:Aren't you the most precious thing! I mean, seems a fair question given SA's history of funding horrifying porn, that's honestly grosser than the real answer
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Jan 23, 2023 21:37
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Rust Martialis posted:Aren't you the most precious thing! Yes, my price is beyond rubies. Just watched that vid - similar thing happened with an acquaintance of mine who was going to stay in a country cottage for the weekend and announced to the dinner table that she & her husband were going 'cottaging' for the weekend and couldn't understand why half the table looked shocked and the other half realizing the gaffe were trying not to laugh. ed: changed gaff to gaffe Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 22:12 on Jan 23, 2023 |
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Jan 23, 2023 21:38
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Idle law question, how long does a suspended sentence stay on the books? I'm asking because that guy who decked a teenager for saying "when I'm older you're going to work for me" and that kid died instantly got a four year suspended sentence for manslaughter, which was over four years ago, but I'm assuming he's still on the hook if he continues to run around in a yellow costume?
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Jan 23, 2023 21:46
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Tesseraction posted:Idle law question, how long does a suspended sentence stay on the books? I'm asking because that guy who decked a teenager for saying "when I'm older you're going to work for me" and that kid died instantly got a four year suspended sentence for manslaughter, which was over four years ago, but I'm assuming he's still on the hook if he continues to run around in a yellow costume? https://unlock.org.uk/advice/suspended-prison-sentence/#:~:text=How%20long%20will%20it%20be,prison%20to%20serve%20the%20sentence.
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Jan 23, 2023 22:01
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:https://unlock.org.uk/advice/suspended-prison-sentence/#:~:text=How%20long%20will%20it%20be,prison%20to%20serve%20the%20sentence. Ah, so indefinitely?
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Jan 23, 2023 22:04
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:half the table looked shocked and the other half realizing the gaff were trying not to laugh. One assumes you don't mean noun definition 5 https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/gaff#English (I'm used to 'gaffe' for 'error')
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Jan 23, 2023 22:05
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Tesseraction posted:Ah, so indefinitely? Up to and including 4 years seems to be sentence+7 years so 11 years?
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Jan 23, 2023 22:07
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Rust Martialis posted:Up to and including 4 years seems to be sentence+7 years so 11 years? Ah true, I think in my mind I'd read it as up to 4 years and "4 years and over"
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Jan 23, 2023 22:13
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Rust Martialis posted:One assumes you don't mean noun definition 5 quote:A minor error or faux pas, a gaffe. seems either spelling is acceptable. I changed it to the one with an e in my OP
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Jan 23, 2023 22:15
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Thats a long time to have to wait before you're allowed to do another murder.
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Jan 23, 2023 22:22
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Speaking of Japan and sperm flying everywhere, it looks like they're having a final go at fixing their birthrate problem (Reuters article). Relevant to us of course since we're also an ageing nation and by policy we're pretty child- and family-hostile, plus brexit brain-drain, curtailed immigration, skyrocketing CoL etc etc. A recognition that Something Must Be Done, anyway. In reality, any measures will be inadequate and it won't get better. Same in Japan hah fooled you, you thought I meant here didn't you.
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Jan 23, 2023 22:30
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Rust Martialis posted:Up to and including 4 years seems to be sentence+7 years so 11 years? Cool, my mistakes as a stupid 18 year old are long gone then. 
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Jan 23, 2023 22:34
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I liked my old job. I'm unsure how much I like my promotion. Like someone else said, it crosses the line from doing the thing to managing other people doing the thing. If money was no object, I would like to concentrate on my writing. I've had two short and one flash fiction piece accepted for publication in various places. Making friends isn't my forte but if I paid for everything, people would probably hang out with me.
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Jan 23, 2023 22:34
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Only Kindness posted:Speaking of Japan and sperm flying everywhere, it looks like they're having a final go at fixing their birthrate problem (Reuters article). on the other hand Japan actually makes poo poo worth buying whereas we outsourced sex arses
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Jan 23, 2023 23:29
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Tesseraction posted:on the other hand Japan actually makes poo poo worth buying whereas we outsourced sex arses Pretty sure we didn't have a hope of competing with Japan in the sex arse market anyway. Their sex arses probably speak to you, clean themselves afterwards and do your taxes during downtime
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Jan 23, 2023 23:34
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Jan 23, 2023 23:36
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One year tomorrow will be the last possible date for the next UK election. Buckle up; if you thought the sleaze, corruption, rabid culture warring and passing of horrible laws were bad already, you ain't seen nothing yet!
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Jan 24, 2023 00:12
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Payndz posted:One year tomorrow will be the last possible date for the next UK election. Buckle up; if you thought the sleaze, corruption, rabid culture warring and passing of horrible laws were bad already, you ain't seen nothing yet! That said, some policy advisor folks I know (including a labour councillor) believe it'll be May next year for 'convenience', but don't 100% rule out the Tories leaving it as long as possible if they think they'll be annihilated.
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Jan 24, 2023 00:45
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yeah apparently the latest date is 25 days after December 17, 2024. That being 5 years after this parliament first sat.
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Jan 24, 2023 00:49
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Tesseraction posted:Jesus, that sounds like a real nightmare. I'd not even heard of trigeminal neuralgia and now I'm acutely aware of another way the body can say "gently caress you." Trigeminal nerve pain that can neither be cured nor medicated is a large part of why I have the attitude I do.
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Jan 24, 2023 01:09
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Jakabite posted:Video production and editing. It isn’t cheap to get started but it is cheaper than it used to be if you’re smart. Did someone say bukkake? I guess now is a great time to mention I work in... videography.
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Jan 24, 2023 02:34
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"I'm afraid I don't quite follow you."
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forkboy84 posted:Someone really needs to teach auld yins about piracy. Imagining how much more wrestling I could consume with no need to worry about rent, food, Internet & electricity bills My mam just does the garden or cleans the house all day and then complains about her hands. When she first retired she started going nuts and started insisting she wanted a part time job or something to 'keep her busy' and I feel like screaming in frustration - she has a life most people can only dream of and she can't bring herself to enjoy it? Dad is slightly better, mostly listens to podcasts (thankfully not the right wing ones) and accoustic rock stuff. I convinced him to get Tidal and he mostly potters round the house listening to guitar and making little train set houses. The thing that does annoy me is they're obsessed with decorating. They seem to do one room a year, regardless of if it needs doing or not, and not just wallpaper - new furniture, new carpet, old stuff goes to the tip. They refuse to treat themselves except with the stuff society 'allows' - holidays, redecorating, car, gaden. But I had to twist my dad's arm to treat himself to Tidal even though he uses it every day, loves it, and Adtube was driving him mad. It's infuriating because when they come down to visit they're absolutely incapable of not working. Like I'll go to the shops to get lunch, and get back and mam will be doing the dishes or dad will have noticed a shelf that needs straightening and then instead of chatting to them we're doing that instead, and then the list of things that needs doing builds up, and I come to dread hearing they're coming down for a week. My wife and I are incredibly grateful for what we have, and live a pretty chill existence here with the dog, but they are up at 7 and it's like after a lifetime of being driven like slaves it's like they're afraid of slowing down out of habit. Work is a disease.
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