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What is the most powerful flying bug?
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🦋 15 3.71%
🦇 115 28.47%
🪰 12 2.97%
🐦 67 16.58%
dragonfly 94 23.27%
🦟 14 3.47%
🐝 87 21.53%
Total: 404 votes
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ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

Cerebral Bore posted:

of syphilis or with syphilis?

Of syphilis.

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Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

Ytlaya posted:

I wonder how many of these idiots actually believe Russia wants to invade Europe

https://twitter.com/maria_drutska/status/1564659003342422017

Tbh I support the efforts of these women to grift money from pathetic NAFO dweebs

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

Ytlaya posted:

I wonder how many of these idiots actually believe Russia wants to invade Europe

https://twitter.com/maria_drutska/status/1564659003342422017

Tbh I support the efforts of these women to grift money from pathetic NAFO dweebs

Those thirsty fellas should consider buying themselves a drink first

Endman
May 18, 2010

That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even anime may die


Fermented cabbage sounds horrifying to me

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

Endman posted:

Fermented cabbage sounds horrifying to me

Pathetic

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

like 10 different vegetables are all just different forms or parts of cabbage

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Endman posted:

Fermented cabbage sounds horrifying to me

sauerkraut also smells like vomit

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

im gonna open a jar of kimchi when the landlord brings new people to look at the apartment. first time I came home to someone eating it I thought i was smelling garbage.

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
We used to make my sister eat her kimchi in the alley behind our house

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
If you're going to eat the death fart cabbage you can do it in the rain

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Endman posted:

Fermented cabbage sounds horrifying to me

Kimchi is great. You can ferment pretty much any vegetable and have it turn out good

If you really want to stink up the joint with kimchi though, toss it in the microwave for a bit

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

owned

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/ex-fbi-official-charged-with-violating-us-sanctions-russia-2023-01-23/

quote:

Ex-FBI official worked for sanctioned Russian oligarch Deripaska, prosecutors say
January 23, 202310:56 AM PST

St. Petersburg International Economic Forum (SPIEF)
NEW YORK, Jan 23 (Reuters) - A former top FBI official was arrested over the weekend on accusations he worked for sanctioned Russian oligarch Oleg Deripaska, prosecutors said on Monday.

Charles McGonigal, who led the agency's counterintelligence division in New York before retiring in 2018, faces four counts including sanctions violations and money laundering.

Federal prosecutors in Manhattan say McGonigal, 54, received concealed payments from Deripaska, who was sanctioned in 2018, in exchange for investigating a rival oligarch in 2021. He is also charged with unsuccessfully pushing in 2019 for the lifting of the sanctions on Deripaska.

"After sanctions are imposed, they must be enforced equally against all U.S. citizens in order to be successful," FBI Assistant Director in Charge Michael Driscoll said in a statement. "There are no exceptions for anyone, including a former FBI official like Mr. McGonigal."

A lawyer for McGonigal did not immediately reply to a request for comment. McGonigal is expected to appear in federal court in Manhattan later on Monday along with Sergey Shestakov, a former Soviet diplomat who later became a U.S. citizen and was also charged in the case.

Deripaska, the founder of Russian aluminum company Rusal (RUAL.MM) was among two dozen Russian oligarchs and government officials blacklisted by Washington in 2018 in reaction to Russia's alleged meddling in the 2016 U.S. election. Deripaska and the Kremlin have denied any election interference.

Lawyers for Deripaska and Shestakov did not immediately respond to requests for comment on Monday.

The arrest comes as U.S. prosecutors ramp up efforts to enforce sanctions on Russian officials and their wealthy private sector allies to pressure Moscow to stop its war in Ukraine. The Kremlin calls its activities in Ukraine a "special military operation."

Deripaska was charged last September with violating sanctions against him by making arrangements to have his children born in the United States. Deripaska is at large.

The following month, U.S. prosecutors charged British businessman Graham Bonham-Carter with conspiring to violate sanctions by trying to move Deripaska's artwork in the United States overseas. Bonham-Carter is contesting extradition to the United States.

(yes, Graham is a cousin of Helena Bonham-Carter)

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique


It's so funny that the family is known for her, because they're very plugged in. Vice Admiral Sir Stuart Sumner Bonham Carter, Rear Admiral Sir Christopher Douglas Bonham-Carter, her great-grandfather was H. H. Asquith, the British PM.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Frosted Flake posted:

It's so funny that the family is known for her, because they're very plugged in. Vice Admiral Sir Stuart Sumner Bonham Carter, Rear Admiral Sir Christopher Douglas Bonham-Carter, her great-grandfather was H. H. Asquith, the British PM.

I’m shocked, shocked that HBC turned out to be a piece of garbage.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

he retired at age 49?

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

Frosted Flake posted:

It's so funny that the family is known for her, because they're very plugged in. Vice Admiral Sir Stuart Sumner Bonham Carter, Rear Admiral Sir Christopher Douglas Bonham-Carter, her great-grandfather was H. H. Asquith, the British PM.

british aristocracy taking russian money? a first time for this, I am sure

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

cabbage and its various forms like sauerkraut and kimchi are good. i would like a big bowl of shchi today. thank you.

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp

lobster shirt posted:

cabbage and its various forms like sauerkraut and kimchi are good. i would like a big bowl of shchi today. thank you.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Hatebag posted:

Kimchi is great. You can ferment pretty much any vegetable and have it turn out good

Agreed on all points.

Turtle Watch
Jul 30, 2010

by Games Forum

Ytlaya posted:

Wonder what HEA is. It's interesting that the "smut book community" apparently has its own lingo.

My best guess is "hot erotic action" or some such

That’s a good question, I looked it up and it is apparently slightly more touching than that. It stands for Happily Ever After. Apparently most romance novels are supposed to end on such a positive note. Or at least a HFN (Happy For Now)

https://bookriot.com/if-it-doesnt-have-an-hea-or-hfn-its-not-romance/


A majority of readers read romance specifically for that HEA and they trust authors to give it to them. We are willing to be dragged through despairing lows of a heart-wrenching story because we know the author is not going to leave us there. You can make us cry tears of pain as long as you end with tears of joy and we will love you for it…

Critics will say that romance is too formulaic. That if you know how it ends, there’s no point in reading it. Sorry, but no. What are the requirements of this genre? A romantic relationship between two (or more) people that ends hopefully, if not blindingly happily. That’s all there is to it. There are millions upon millions of stories to be told within that framework. There are subgrenres and sub-subgenres. There is so much room and variety here; we just ask for these two small things.

No one asks for mysteries to not have a crime, or historicals to take place in the future, or fantasies to ditch all magical/mystical elements, or horrors to be bright and happy. Why is it okay to ask romance to remove the one thing expected of the genre, an HEA? (Spoiler: it’s not okay.) If you want a sad or tragic ending, go read something else.”


I am happy that the semen-orcs gets to live Happily Ever After ❤️

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

YA and... whatever this are... really make you wonder if we have a shared "literary culture" or if the majority of people who would describe themselves as "readers" are thumbing through... this. I'll extend that to include 40k novels or whatever else always gets thrown out there as proof people still love reading.

Throatwarbler
Nov 17, 2008

by vyelkin
https://twitter.com/Trollstoy88/status/1617605252303450114
https://twitter.com/Trollstoy88/status/1617608584111525890
https://twitter.com/ArthurM40330824/status/1617628275110735873

Zeppelin Insanity
Oct 28, 2009

Wahnsinn
Einfach
Wahnsinn

i wonder what the 88 stands for

Ytlaya
Nov 13, 2005

Turtle Watch posted:

I am happy that the semen-orcs gets to live Happily Ever After ❤️

Thanks, that's interesting. The person's argument in the quote is kind of dumb though, because they're specifically arguing that all romances should have a happy ending. They make the decent point that "you can have plenty of variety even if the ending is the same" but then twist it towards being directly opposed to different endings. I can understand wanting stories to be up-front about what kind of romance they are (and whether they have a good ending), but this person thinks that a "happily ever after" is necessary for romance as a genre.

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

Turtle Watch posted:

That’s a good question, I looked it up and it is apparently slightly more touching than that. It stands for Happily Ever After. Apparently most romance novels are supposed to end on such a positive note. Or at least a HFN (Happy For Now)

that's really dumb.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Frosted Flake posted:

YA and... whatever this are... really make you wonder if we have a shared "literary culture" or if the majority of people who would describe themselves as "readers" are thumbing through... this. I'll extend that to include 40k novels or whatever else always gets thrown out there as proof people still love reading.

Lots of people still read actual decent fiction books you goddamn dweeb






Wrt: the Baltics, imo the reason they are happy to dispense with their entire arsenal is that they know the game that's really being played and are thus certain that they're at no risk of invasion whatsoever. The braying about putler is for their Nazi public's consumption

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Ytlaya posted:

Thanks, that's interesting. The person's argument in the quote is kind of dumb though, because they're specifically arguing that all romances should have a happy ending. They make the decent point that "you can have plenty of variety even if the ending is the same" but then twist it towards being directly opposed to different endings. I can understand wanting stories to be up-front about what kind of romance they are (and whether they have a good ending), but this person thinks that a "happily ever after" is necessary for romance as a genre.

I've never read a romance novel, orcish or otherwise, but I'd contend 'and then they got divorced' is not, in fact, romantic

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
Seeing as there isn't much to currently talk about I was thinking back to early last year. We had plenty of people saying javelins and other portable boom-booms meant the age of the tank was over. And here we are in 2023 when the big topic is "Tanks! More tanks! Oh god please send more tanks fuuuuck!"

Why don't they just give Ukraine another thousand javelins in lieu of Abrams with leopard spots painted on them?

Throatwarbler
Nov 17, 2008

by vyelkin

DancingShade posted:

Seeing as there isn't much to currently talk about I was thinking back to early last year. We had plenty of people saying javelins and other portable boom-booms meant the age of the tank was over. And here we are in 2023 when the big topic is "Tanks! More tanks! Oh god please send more tanks fuuuuck!"

Why don't they just give Ukraine another thousand javelins in lieu of Abrams with leopard spots painted on them?

they don't have any more and the one room in Texas where they make them can make like 12 per week.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
the “hair means you can’t efficiently wear a gas mask” excuse is funny cause almost every time, the person mad about it is in garrison or hasn’t worn a gas mask in 12+ months. And they maybe wore it for 30 minutes of training. Pretty sure shaving doesn’t take months or years, so pretty easy to shave if the need to wear gas masks is coming up.

Slim Jim Pickens
Jan 16, 2012

DancingShade posted:

Seeing as there isn't much to currently talk about I was thinking back to early last year. We had plenty of people saying javelins and other portable boom-booms meant the age of the tank was over. And here we are in 2023 when the big topic is "Tanks! More tanks! Oh god please send more tanks fuuuuck!"


If you see a javelin go up and down on a tank, it means it destroys every tank, and all the tanks are gone. If you see the tank rumble up and shoot a building, it means tanks are stronger than buildings, send better buildings! If some guys are lying dead, it means that it's a disaster, the war is being lost. I like to follow war and keep tabs on what's goin on in the world, it's great to stay informed!

Slavvy posted:

Lots of people still read actual decent fiction books you goddamn dweeb


The fiction best sellers of 2022 are majority Colleen Hoover books lol

Lostconfused
Oct 1, 2008

Turns out one confirmed hit from a Stugna-p is worth more than 8 NLAW misses.

Weka
May 5, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 16 hours!

Frosted Flake posted:

All militaries with a sense of professionalism maintain standards of dress and deportment. That one that has personnel routinely flouting Nazi tattoos and even patches on their uniform, claims they will start enforcing haircut standards tells you a lot about their institutional culture.

Even the amount of beards Ukrainian troops have been sporting shows there's been no real effort made to enforce standards of dress, but at the same time, that fits a pattern of operator chic and the style hallmarks of white nationalists and neopagans. So, there is conformity in how Ukrainian troops present themselves, but it's not towards looking like the Royal Scots Greys. It also shows that, whatever they say in the press, they obviously aren't that worried about an imminent CBRN threat.

I think you have the wrong Valery.

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo

Hatebag posted:

If you really want to stink up the joint with kimchi though, toss it in the microwave for a bit

"Call me back into the office, will they?" :twisted:

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Frosted Flake posted:

YA and... whatever this are... really make you wonder if we have a shared "literary culture" or if the majority of people who would describe themselves as "readers" are thumbing through... this. I'll extend that to include 40k novels or whatever else always gets thrown out there as proof people still love reading.

wtf, I’m pretty sure you’re not as old as you sound in this post. It’s a very old man assuming out of ignorance about “kids these days” take.

BadOptics
Sep 11, 2012

I'm sorry, but good literature is a +2,000 year old story about a Greek guy loving his mom and gouging his eyes out or a play by some English guy who's fame/acclaim was manufactured decades after his death. Not that prole stuff like a sweet lady finding true love (or at least true love for now) with a nice orc (Ork?) boy.

Edit: seeing as our education systems basically teaches people to hate reading, I'm not going give them poo poo for reading woman/man-on-orc porn. Not that it's *good* quality wise, but looking down on stuff like that is some real bourgeois "we do entertainment the *correct way*"

BadOptics has issued a correction as of 23:36 on Jan 23, 2023

Ytlaya
Nov 13, 2005

Slavvy posted:

I've never read a romance novel, orcish or otherwise, but I'd contend 'and then they got divorced' is not, in fact, romantic

You can have a sad ending to a romance where the romance itself stays "intact." Like the main couple dying or something. Any sort of "bittersweet" ending.

edit: or a story where the main couple is never able to get together

mlmp08 posted:

wtf, I’m pretty sure you’re not as old as you sound in this post. It’s a very old man assuming out of ignorance about “kids these days” take.

There's also the fact that I'm pretty sure 40-60 year old women make up a significant portion (if not a majority) of romance novel readers. I don't think young people are the main audience of these books.

Ytlaya has issued a correction as of 23:37 on Jan 23, 2023

Fell Mood
Jul 2, 2022

A terrible Fell look!

Irony Be My Shield posted:

Ultimately the issue is that Russia invaded Ukraine last year in order to seize territory. There's no reason to think they won't do the same thing to their other neighbours, so it's better to prevent them from doing so through collective deterrence and stopping this horrific war from being repeated.

But Finland and Sweden aren't shelling thier Russian majority districts? Why would Russia invade? 🤔

BadOptics
Sep 11, 2012

Ytlaya posted:

You can have a sad ending to a romance where the romance itself stays "intact." Like the main couple dying or something. Any sort of "bittersweet" ending.

edit: or a story where the main couple is never able to get together

IMO that's just that person's opinion/preference and you see that all the time in other mediums. I'm sure someone got pissed at the end of Romeo and Juliet. I wouldn't really get worked up over it.

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tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

BadOptics posted:

I'm sorry, but good literature is a +2,000 year old story about a Greek guy loving his mom and gouging his eyes out or a play by some English guy who's fame/acclaim was manufactured decades after his death. Not that prole stuff like a sweet lady finding true love (or at least true love for now) with a nice orc (Ork?) boy.

Edit: seeing as our education systems basically teaches people to hate reading, I'm not going give them poo poo for reading woman/man-on-orc porn. Not that it's *good* quality wise, but looking down on stuff like that is some real bourgeois "we do entertainment the *correct way*"

reverse snobbery loving sucks too

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