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a mysterious cloak posted:Leave a fan running at night in their poorly ventilated cell You monster!
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# ? Jan 23, 2023 19:53 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 09:33 |
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do that VR game where you're way up high on a small plank and fall off except secretly put them on an actual plank on a skyscraper
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# ? Jan 23, 2023 20:27 |
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Send the condemned to a conjugal visit room with their preferred serial-killer groupie and pump in nitrogen as they go at it. Let them go out on top
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# ? Jan 23, 2023 20:46 |
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Get em to like, just kill themselves.
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# ? Jan 23, 2023 20:50 |
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Mozi posted:do that VR game where you're way up high on a small plank and fall off except secretly put them on an actual plank on a skyscraper or put them in a spooky VR game where if you die in the game then YOU DIE IN REAL LIFE
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# ? Jan 23, 2023 20:54 |
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Seriously though, if you believe in the death penalty you're a horrible piece of poo poo and I hope terrible things happen to you.
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# ? Jan 23, 2023 20:56 |
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Seriously though, if you believe in the death penalty you're a horrible piece of poo poo and I hope terrible things happen to you. I've always supported it for the single and specific case of human trafficking. what about me/
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# ? Jan 23, 2023 21:17 |
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SRQ posted:I've always supported it for the single and specific case of human trafficking. I think I made myself plenty clear. I oppose the death penalty now and forever, period.
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# ? Jan 23, 2023 21:18 |
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There are some people who just got to go
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# ? Jan 23, 2023 21:31 |
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I've been demanding crucifixions for a while now.
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# ? Jan 23, 2023 21:32 |
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Just rename it something less negative idk "You'll have so much fun you'll die!" "Capital Funishment"
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# ? Jan 23, 2023 21:35 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:Just rename it something less negative idk The Death Reward edit: I actually tried something similar in my rival town, Hopewell. Defaced all their "No Littering, $500 Penalty" signs to read "Yes Littering, $500 Reward" and motorists really responded to it. Littered the roads up. kntfkr fucked around with this message at 21:39 on Jan 23, 2023 |
# ? Jan 23, 2023 21:36 |
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sent to battle over crossfire, the sickest and most badass way to die https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCwn1NTK-50
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# ? Jan 23, 2023 22:33 |
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Just lock them up and wait for old age to kill them. Seems to work for everywhere else.
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# ? Jan 23, 2023 22:39 |
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i just noticed that the thread title specifies 'capitol punishment' but i'm not sure making condemned prisoners into politicians is in any way humane
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# ? Jan 23, 2023 23:10 |
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Blow them out like a candle. They disappear
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# ? Jan 23, 2023 23:26 |
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Finally a job for me, junior floor technician at the bj factory
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# ? Jan 23, 2023 23:37 |
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Conscript them into the Russian army.
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# ? Jan 23, 2023 23:39 |
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send to Avernum
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# ? Jan 23, 2023 23:45 |
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Nigmaetcetera posted:How would people feel about giving prefrontal lobotomies to people instead of the death penalty? Only for pathological killers, of course, ravening madmen. You know, just make them so passive they’ll never want or be able to hurt anyone ever again? I’d rather be lobotomized than killed, I know that much. Yeah sure but that's like saying puke is better smelling than diarrhea
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# ? Jan 23, 2023 23:47 |
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One swing of the ice pick and now Ted Bundy is the ideal DMV employee.
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# ? Jan 23, 2023 23:49 |
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Seriously though, if you believe in the death penalty you're a horrible piece of poo poo and I hope terrible things happen to you. I only believe in the death penalty for people opposed to the death penalty Sorry nigma, but rules are rules I used to be on board for the death penalty and still kinda am for open-and-shut cases like the crack addict cousin of mine who was crashing with a mid40s cousin of ours, tried to steal her debit card and demanded the pin, then stabbed her to death, murdered her five year old kid and three year old kid, slashed their dog and ran off. He was caught and led the cops to the body of a girl who had gone missing the year before. But unforch the government and the police cannot stop loving up and nothing they ever do is ever trustable, so i am opposed to capital punishment in 99.9% of other cases
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# ? Jan 24, 2023 19:47 |
Probably the death penalty should be globally abolished, that's the most humane tbh
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# ? Jan 24, 2023 21:41 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 09:33 |
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Probably the death penalty should be globally abolished, that's the most humane tbh Unless you are my posting enemies
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# ? Jan 24, 2023 21:53 |