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Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Valko posted:

Reminds me of when I lived in the city and was trying to pick a local butcher to buy from. There was one place that had a rotisserie machine and some other hot food counters. I decided I would never buy out of there, when I walk into a butcher shop I don't want it to be room temperature - It's got to be a bit colder than that.

Did they not have refrigerated display cases?
It seems more than a little bit weird to expect a butchers to be entirely at the temperature suitable to the storage of raw meats.

The deli I worked in was very careful about cross-contamination and eat-by dates. They also encouraged us staff to taste every product, because it would help us guide customers to the stuff they'd prefer to eat.
Job taught me that Italian salami is The Boss, and brawn is inedible and revolting.

And pink, really, really pink.

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Valko
Sep 18, 2015
Yes, they had refridgerated display cases. IDK, just a little quirk of mine. A butcher you walk into that is as comfortably warm as your grandmas house seems like putting shag carpet on every floor of a hospital. Just seems wrong somehow. Im sure the meat they sold was fine, they had plenty of customers. I choose to get mine from a place around the corner.

E: another example: A warm toilet seat.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

CommonShore posted:

The problem I have with them is that the buldak sauce often just overpowers the other flavours they package with it. Balance things out a bit! :argh:

We could just use less of the sauce when we make it, but that'd be admitting defeat.

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Heart poundin'...

Veins cloggin'...

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.



thats weird al dente

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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*MST3K voice* da na na na na na-na, da na na na na-na, MITCHELL!!!

Nameless Pete
May 8, 2007

Get a load of those...
No numbers, because I eyeball it.

Combine equal parts:
Whipped Philly cream cheese
Canned pumpkin (not pie mix)

Mix in:
Canned black beans
Shredded rotisserie chicken
Ground cumin (go heavy)
Garlic powder (go easy)

Roll mixture in flour tortillas, place in a greased baking dish, and top with a jar of store bought mole (follow directions on the back) and sprinkle with sesame seeds.
Bake at 350 until the edges get crispy.

Production is mostly opening cans, so it's good if you need to feed a lot of people. It also freezes well.

Nameless Pete has a new favorite as of 03:20 on Jan 22, 2023

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy

I'll take 5

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

I mean, we've seen examples of meals served at starred restaurants.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Pookah posted:

I know it's nowhere near as hardcore (lol), but you just reminded me of how, when I used to work in a supermarket deli, the butchers used to pop in at lunchtime to cook steaks in the rotisserie machine.
A nice little surprise for people allergic to red meat.

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Captain Hygiene posted:

Heart poundin'...

Veins cloggin'...


Lol

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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The crumbles! This person considers this drink "fancy"

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012
i could see this being a dumb cocktail variant of cheesecake...but...im not gonna see if it works personally

Beardcrumb
Sep 24, 2018

An absolute gronk with a face like a chewed mango.

I regularly put chocolate buttons or Nutella into my grilled cheeses. Chocolate and cheese are a winning combo. I will be taking no questions.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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How about angry comments?

Nameless Pete
May 8, 2007

Get a load of those...
Chocolate and some cheeses are a winning combo. You can't go around making blanket statements like that.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Nameless Pete posted:

Chocolate and some cheeses are a winning combo. You can't go around making blanket statements like that.

There's a candy around here that is advertised as 'ChocoCheeze'.

I tried it.

It was not good.

WITCHCRAFT
Aug 28, 2007

Berries That Burn

Cream cheese and Fluff quesadilla in one of these :getin:

Crêpe américaine

Captain Hygiene posted:



Please don't send me to the cornfield, Becky, I'll make you all the meatloaf you want :sweatdrop:

Ever dream this meatloaf?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

NinjaDebugger
Apr 22, 2008



Prototype pizza on a bagel.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Nameless Pete
May 8, 2007

Get a load of those...

NinjaDebugger posted:

Prototype pizza on a bagel.

Why did we stop innovating? Where's pizza on a bear claw?

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Nameless Pete posted:

Why did we stop innovating? Where's pizza on a bear claw?

there is an entire realm of dessert pizzas out there, surely a bear claw pizza is A Thing That Has Happened

Nameless Pete
May 8, 2007

Get a load of those...
That would be a bear claw pizza, not pizza on a bear claw. Wildly different.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
I have seen people making pizza on top of breaded, fried chicken patties. It's nuts.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

CzarChasm posted:

I have seen people making pizza on top of breaded, fried chicken patties. It's nuts.

That's a parmo.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


I picked up a spread like this in Japan that purports to turn regular toast into something like a curry bun. Haven't tried it yet, but the reviews are promising.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day


City of Glompton
Apr 21, 2014

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


It looks like black pudding but it doesn't come in that shape, the hell is it?

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

It looks like burnt spam

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



FFT posted:

It looks like burnt spam

Late-breaking addition to the Bristol chart

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
Its spam that has been left in that hotdog electrocuter for a month

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

https://twitter.com/Snack_Memories/status/1514989423187972097
https://twitter.com/snack_memories/status/1522384400373145606
https://twitter.com/Snack_Memories/status/1615508770607570945

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I want to know more about Sly's pudding bulking idea heist

Wee Bairns
Feb 10, 2004

Jack Tripper's wingman.


Didn't George Costanza come up with these?

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Wee Bairns posted:

Didn't George Costanza come up with these?

Those were the skin that forms on the top of pudding

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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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While this loads, did you guys ever think of this? Sylvester Stallone's name... is Sylvester.

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