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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I didn't know russel brand had gotten on the no cumming ever train.

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Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

OwlFancier posted:

I didn't know russel brand had gotten on the no cumming ever train.

I don't think he went hardcore "no cumming", but he definitely flipped his poo poo when Cardi B and Megan thee Stallion put out WAP because "it's so pornographic!!!!!" which led to me learning he's just full on anti-porn.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

It's weird to care how people urinate.

The position literally does not matter, just try to keep it sanitary.

Gendered piss positions are so loving goddamn stupid.

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

Read After Burning posted:

I don't think he went hardcore "no cumming", but he definitely flipped his poo poo when Cardi B and Megan thee Stallion put out WAP because "it's so pornographic!!!!!" which led to me learning he's just full on anti-porn.

There's definitely some conversation to be had about porn and other sexual content re: women like Amouranth being exploited. Strange how male anti porn activists are more concerned with how porn affects them.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



SulfurMonoxideCute posted:

It's weird to care how people urinate.

The position literally does not matter, just try to keep it sanitary.

Gendered piss positions are so loving goddamn stupid.

Instead of circumcision, do subincision and effectively cut this Gordian knot once and for all.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

OwlFancier posted:

I didn't know russel brand had gotten on the no cumming ever train.

He's a very very stupid man so of course he did.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

kdrudy posted:

Truly a person from the glorious future

This is the glorious future of toilets.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdnuOa7tDco

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Skwirl posted:

This is the glorious future of toilets.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdnuOa7tDco

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

lol

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

AceOfFlames posted:

Can I still drink espresso? That's not a lot of coffee, right? Because otherwise that's yet another one of the few joys in my life that will be taken away from me :(

you can have your tiny toddler coffee

arsenicCatnip
Dec 23, 2022

:33< i KNOW, i was speaking metafurrikitty :33



Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.




:five:

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/jackdawjackal/status/1617691126076702721?s=46&t=L3fhPsf_o8owQ2lqQefd3w

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.



https://twitter.com/quendergeer/status/1617849056507875328

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻




But she's playing white, SHE opens!

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Samovar posted:

But she's playing white, SHE opens!
*taps the "women like bad boys" post*

Anora
Feb 16, 2014

I fuckin suck!🪠

Read After Burning posted:

I don't think he went hardcore "no cumming", but he definitely flipped his poo poo when Cardi B and Megan thee Stallion put out WAP because "it's so pornographic!!!!!" which led to me learning he's just full on anti-porn.

I remember seeing one of his specials, not sure if it was Comedy central or some other channel like 10ish years ago, where he talked about having an orgy with the audience to the point where they could "surf out of the theater on the jizm," so he should probably stop throwing rocks in his glass house.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

Antiporn, nofap, nnn, etc. are just weird alt-right and fash recruiting pipelines that take advantage of insecure guys same as the incel movement does, and it really bothers me that they get, at best, looked upon as quriky and goofy, rather than dangerous.

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

Blind Idiot Dog
*trying to signal that I'm not a nazi*: I jerk off

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

YaketySass posted:

*trying to signal that I'm not a nazi*: I jerk off

If you think about it, jerking off is kind of making a Nazi salute but toward the ground. So it's an anti-Nazi salute being done repeatedly. Hence they hate it.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Hitler Masturbating, Salvador Dali, 1973

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club

Ror posted:

sitzpinkeln is very important, those shelf toilets splash piss like crazy



Honestly I think this is the first time I've seen a stick figure with a butt.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Skwirl posted:

Sitting down to pee is also a good idea at work because it gives you a little extra time to relax during the day.

If you sit down to pee it takeses a little but longer and that's more money you're stealing from your boss

(I mean that as a good thing)

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
Xbox had some update related to a power saving feature, and now right wingers are mad about it going WOKE.

https://mobile.twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1617603896314155013

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Dr Christmas posted:

Xbox had some update related to a power saving feature, and now right wingers are mad about it going WOKE.

https://mobile.twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1617603896314155013

I can't play games in my sleep anymore? No idling while unconscious? Really??

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
That's wild as hell, because my Republican redneck dad was always nagging me as a kid to "turn the lights off when you leave a room, I don't want my power bill going up lighting an empty room", "turn your computer/Nintendo off when you're done with it", etc.

The idea that now doing the exact opposite as some big own is...huh.

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖

Read After Burning posted:

That's wild as hell, because my Republican redneck dad was always nagging me as a kid to "turn the lights off when you leave a room, I don't want my power bill going up lighting an empty room", "turn your computer/Nintendo off when you're done with it", etc.

The idea that now doing the exact opposite as some big own is...huh.
It literally is "I should be able to tell other people what to do but if you ever even implicitly suggest I should change my behavior in any way whatsoever you're a tyrant and I'm getting my gun"

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

Read After Burning posted:

That's wild as hell, because my Republican redneck dad was always nagging me as a kid to "turn the lights off when you leave a room, I don't want my power bill going up lighting an empty room", "turn your computer/Nintendo off when you're done with it", etc.

The idea that now doing the exact opposite as some big own is...huh.

It's ok to do it to save money that you can spend on beer or guns. It's bad to do it because it's good for the planet.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
I've said it before but there's an unbroken line of conservative boogeymen they seem to get outraged over. It reminds me of something that I heard on the Citations Needed podcast about tort reform-

Whenever you heard about petty or ludicrous lawsuits it turned out there was some lobbying group that would spend their time scraping legal records for examples meant to garner maximum outrage from the public. Very little context was given to the lawsuits themselves (since quite a few of them, like the McDonald's hot coffee incident) weren't so unreasonable when you dug under the surface. That, and at the time I doubt most non journalists would have the means to research and verify these lawsuits. So people would get all pissed off that companies got sued over dumb reasons and in turn vote in favor of tort reform which of course benefit these companies.

I wouldn't be shocked if similar stuff is happening with these rage bait articles.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
It's like how after the Brexit vote the Daily Mail had an article complaining that stupid Brits thought the EU had rules requiring bananas be straight, when the only reason people might have thought that was because the Daily Mail published articles claiming that was true.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
EU worried someone's turning the bananas gay now? :ohdear:

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Panfilo posted:

I've said it before but there's an unbroken line of conservative boogeymen they seem to get outraged over. It reminds me of something that I heard on the Citations Needed podcast about tort reform-

Whenever you heard about petty or ludicrous lawsuits it turned out there was some lobbying group that would spend their time scraping legal records for examples meant to garner maximum outrage from the public. Very little context was given to the lawsuits themselves (since quite a few of them, like the McDonald's hot coffee incident) weren't so unreasonable when you dug under the surface. That, and at the time I doubt most non journalists would have the means to research and verify these lawsuits. So people would get all pissed off that companies got sued over dumb reasons and in turn vote in favor of tort reform which of course benefit these companies.

I wouldn't be shocked if similar stuff is happening with these rage bait articles.

When I was like I dunno, 10, I would watch the news with my family every night. My parents hardly ever had any commentary on the stories of the day, so what I took from the experience was: "find out whatever the anchors are talking about most frequently and most worriedly, and those things are the biggest problems the country has".

So in my mind, hearing news story after news story about people suing companies meant that the biggest problem the country had was: too many lawsuits

i.e. people just thinking they could fill in a form and throw it through a company's window wrapped around a rock yelling "I SUE YOU" and they get a million dollars. I used this scenario as the basis of comedy but it also "felt" true (which things like the lobbying and the McDonald's coffee type stuff didn't help dispel)

This belief stuck around somewhere in my brain stem all through high school and college until far longer than I had any excuse not to understand the world better.

I guess what I'm saying is, the news is to blame, anything except my own utter stupidity

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Data Graham posted:

the McDonald's coffee type stuff

You do know that that was an extremely legit, well-founded lawsuit, and that the dismissals of it being frivolous were all propaganda by McDonalds’s PR folks?

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

YaketySass posted:

*trying to signal that I'm not a nazi*: I jerk off
Later: *YakettySass jerking off with their fingers in the OK sign* hahaha gottem

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



AlbieQuirky posted:

You do know that that was an extremely legit, well-founded lawsuit, and that the dismissals of it being frivolous were all propaganda by McDonalds’s PR folks?

Yes, that's what I'm referring to. The fact that it was astroturf designed to make low-information idiots who think they're high-information big-brains mad.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Astroturf implied it was created by McDonalds. It wasn’t. It was a real lawsuit

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Let me rephrase. Astroturf by the lobbyists who went to bat for McDonald's and their allies in the news who pumped it up as an example of a ~FRIVOLOUS LAWSUIT~ to the point where people like me thought it was a huge problem the country had.

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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

AlbieQuirky posted:

You do know that that was an extremely legit, well-founded lawsuit, and that the dismissals of it being frivolous were all propaganda by McDonalds’s PR folks?
I'm frequently entertained when people bring up the McDonalds coffee thing as an example of a spurious lawsuit because they make the best faces when I get to the bit where her genitals were fused shut.

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