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There's only one Honey Badger in my heart:
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Jan 24, 2023 17:03
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Jan 24, 2023 17:07
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DeeplyConcerned posted:somebody get Elong some more Adderall. I haven't heard a truly unhinged tweet in a while. I fear that the golden age has ended, perhaps some of the people with serious money invested Tesla have managed to train a couple of Elon whisperers who can rein him in a bit? I already miss the early days when there was a decent chance of madness any time you saw a dozen unread posts in this thread.
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Jan 24, 2023 17:18
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StrangersInTheNight posted:Honey badger don't give a poo poo is very gay indeed so straight men claiming it as a meme will always be hilarious Pro-click.
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Jan 24, 2023 17:20
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JUNGLE BOY posted:https://twitter.com/peterpham/status/1617418236789919744?s=20&t=OOU6AwSi_YcGYNH0JQqJvQ Jesus these people suck but also, the joy out of memes, using memes and seeing memes Just gently caress off you old hacks, you will never be cool, this is what money does to you when you're too loving sheltered to have someone tell you how loving lame you are E: Thank god for the comments on this one doing him a service he should by all rights be paying for
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Jan 24, 2023 17:30
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12 years ago, and it's a reupload
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Jan 24, 2023 17:31
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Noxville posted:https://twitter.com/islesfgc/status/1617597604682162177?s=46&t=WU6ov_8euOLBcPSr7M_QGw I've seen plastic two liters with thicker walls than that "Bottle"
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Jan 24, 2023 17:33
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A man in his late 40s at the time, calling himself Honey Badger over a decade after the meme was popular. Jesus.
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Jan 24, 2023 17:40
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lol did the honey badger tweet get deleted?
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Jan 24, 2023 17:44
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kazil posted:lol did the honey badger tweet get deleted? He made another clutch decision
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Jan 24, 2023 17:47
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kazil posted:lol did the honey badger tweet get deleted? Twitter is probably just crashing again
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Jan 24, 2023 17:48
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In the dude's defense-but-not-really I can guarantee that Elon probably yelled "CLUTCH DECISION BRO" when this drooling sycophant mewlingly suggested getting pizza (he'll pay for it bro no worries!!), leading him to incessantly parrot the line whenever he makes a decision about anything in company
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Jan 24, 2023 17:53
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Noxville posted:https://twitter.com/islesfgc/status/1617597604682162177?s=46&t=WU6ov_8euOLBcPSr7M_QGw Why does Tesla sell a tequila when Elon said he doesn't like alcohol?
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Jan 24, 2023 18:11
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Cthulu Carl posted:I've seen plastic two liters with thicker walls than that "Bottle" ✅ Tesla product with poor QC ✅ Dangerously explodes for no reason ✅ Hyped by elon to his ludicrously incredulous followers. ✅ Obscene amount of money ✅ Low quality product
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Jan 24, 2023 18:22
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Serious_Cyclone posted:Why does Tesla sell a tequila when Elon said he doesn't like alcohol? if elon and his band of dingleberries are consistent in anything it's inconsistency
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Jan 24, 2023 18:41
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E the Shaggy posted:A man in his late 40s at the time, calling himself Honey Badger over a decade after the meme was popular. Jesus. I know he's disgusting! But look at him he just doesn't give a gently caress
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Jan 24, 2023 18:41
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what was the honey badger tweet?
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Jan 24, 2023 19:04
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Strong Sauce posted:what was the honey badger tweet? Some asskissing sycophant remembering a joke Elon made at a party in 2017.
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Jan 24, 2023 19:07
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Speleothing posted:Some asskissing sycophant remembering a “joke” Elon made at a party in 2017.
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Jan 24, 2023 19:12
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If Tesla build a bomb, it wouldn't even explode inside a daycare
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Jan 24, 2023 19:14
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Jack-Off Lantern posted:If Tesla build a bomb, it wouldn't even explode inside a daycare But if Tesla builds a daycare, holy poo poo do NOT send your kids there.
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Jan 24, 2023 19:15
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Strong Sauce posted:what was the honey badger tweet? It’s still cached in the Awful app, here: quote:
I assume it was deleted because the suck up realized he was unintentionally calling Elon a liar who only said he didn’t like booze because a pretty lady said it first.
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Jan 24, 2023 19:16
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Kibayasu posted:It’s still cached in the Awful app, here: Willing to bet he received a rather annoyed phone call from honey badger himself
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Jan 24, 2023 19:29
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Kibayasu posted:It’s still cached in the Awful app, here: That story is about five times better if you imagine it was this Peter Pham 
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Jan 24, 2023 19:35
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Kibayasu posted:It’s still cached in the Awful app, here: billionaires lying about not drinking to have similar interests(?) with some turd of a woman ON HIS OWN WEBSITE. dude is so insecure about himself that he can't just say, "gently caress it, i love drinking" and just message girls who likes money and drinking
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Jan 24, 2023 19:43
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E the Shaggy posted:Getting real “Night of the Living Dummy” vibes from Elon in this drawing. I was thinking "Kryten from Red Dwarf" looks.
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Jan 24, 2023 19:54
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Charles Ford posted:I was thinking "Kryten from Red Dwarf" looks.  The head of a novelty condom.
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Jan 24, 2023 19:56
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Noxville posted:https://twitter.com/islesfgc/status/1617597604682162177?s=46&t=WU6ov_8euOLBcPSr7M_QGw I think I hate Elon stans even more than Trump cultists. They're just so loving stupid.  We know this to be true from all the bottle explosions that alcohol stores write off on their taxes.
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Jan 24, 2023 19:59
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Jelly posted:I think I hate Elon stans even more than Trump cultists. They're just so loving stupid. Well yeah, look at who those groups think is smart
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Jan 24, 2023 20:04
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Noxville posted:https://twitter.com/islesfgc/status/1617597604682162177?s=46&t=WU6ov_8euOLBcPSr7M_QGw Buyer is at fault. It's a well known fact that no Tesla product is meant to be exposed to sunlight, like Elon's body for instance
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Jan 24, 2023 20:06
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It's a terrible design for a bottle having so many flat sections and sharp edges.
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Jan 24, 2023 20:07
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I guess it cooked off in the sun on the windowsill? That bottle would be a poo poo pressure vessel.
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Jan 24, 2023 20:10
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It's more like a fash-themed long-fuse frag grenade
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Jan 24, 2023 20:15
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Once a day my thermometer explodes, that's just life.
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Jan 24, 2023 20:18
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Unlike a honey badger Musk cares, a lot. Weak-rear end name for the care-iest care-mad of them all.
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Jelly posted:I think I hate Elon stans even more than Trump cultists. They're just so loving stupid.  On the plus side, they seem to be actually learning from all the "No, that's not how this works, that's not how any of this works" replies.
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Jan 24, 2023 20:21
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Vodka bottles are one of those weird vanity items where the real goal is to make a cheap show piece glasswork, but pretend it does something else to justify why it’s made cheap and crappy. Vodka just makes a good filler since it’s expensive enough to have a fancy bottle but still fits in any shape of about the right size. I doubt anyone parks their vodka bottle right in the sun if the point of buying it was to drink it.
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Jan 24, 2023 20:24
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Strong Sauce posted:billionaires lying about not drinking to have similar interests(?) with some turd of a woman ON HIS OWN WEBSITE. dude is so insecure about himself that he can't just say, "gently caress it, i love drinking" and just message girls who likes money and drinking I dunno if it's to impress this one specific woman or to impress his legions with "I'm so cool and smart I don't ever do the evil alcohol"
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Uhhhh Ummmmm More like Uhhhh Elon Suck
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