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ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



E: Whaaaa? quote isn't edit??

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ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



E2::stare:

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



E3: :catstare:

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

It's 2023, can we see about making quote = edit.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

zoux posted:

It's 2023, can we see about making quote = edit.

We have now made edit=quote marking resolved

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/JohnSmillie42/status/1617181570787430400

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:

Me, the parent of a 2.5 year old: Ack

Phosphine
May 30, 2011

WHY, JUDY?! WHY?!
🤰🐰🆚🥪🦊

I, what?

"The bell pepper (also known as paprika...)" ???

The fruit and the spice have the same name, why would someone think the spice is made from something other than the fruit with the same name?

Phosphine has a new favorite as of 21:48 on Jan 24, 2023

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

The fruit?

Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc

Phosphine posted:

I, what?

"The bell pepper (also known as paprika...)" ???

The fruit and the spice have the same name, why would someone think the spice is mad from something other than the fruit with the same name?

I've never heard of a bell pepper being called a paprika

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

zoux posted:

The fruit?



Yeah, they've got seeds.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/shapedinternet/status/1617665989319217152?s=46&t=0ngci30Nr_yIrkthKUsNOg

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
I can't laugh, I didn't learn that pimentos and cherry peppers were the same thing until a few months ago. :ohdear:


https://twitter.com/RatiosCrazy/status/1617711203215867905

https://twitter.com/commeowdore/status/1617635167950237696

https://twitter.com/JoshuaPHilll/status/1617743387783987204

https://twitter.com/NoContextBrits/status/1617631530993737728

Piell posted:

I've never heard of a bell pepper being called a paprika

"Paprika" is German for bell pepper, at least. :eng101:


:stare: I feel a creeping sense of dread...this was some spooky nostalgia, thank you.

Read After Burning has a new favorite as of 21:54 on Jan 24, 2023

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Skwirl posted:



Yeah, they've got seeds.

Science has failed us in this regard because whether or not something is a fruit or a vegetable is a vibe. Tomatoes are a vegetable, that's all there is too it. Fruit you can take a big bite out of, no one takes big bites out of raw peppers except for weirdos.

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



zoux posted:

Science has failed us in this regard because whether or not something is a fruit or a vegetable is a vibe. Tomatoes are a vegetable, that's all there is too it. Fruit you can take a big bite out of, no one takes big bites out of raw peppers except for weirdos.

Why can't we just say that fruit = sweet?

Phosphine
May 30, 2011

WHY, JUDY?! WHY?!
🤰🐰🆚🥪🦊
Fruits and vegetables are classifications from different contexts, so they have plenty of overlap and no relation. Paprikas for example are a fruit and a vegetable.

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?



zoux posted:

Science has failed us in this regard because whether or not something is a fruit or a vegetable is a vibe. Tomatoes are a vegetable, that's all there is too it. Fruit you can take a big bite out of, no one takes big bites out of raw peppers except for weirdos.

:colbert:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miOLle5M42o

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer
He did it!

https://twitter.com/JohnHinckley20/status/1617907786645647360

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

zoux posted:

no one takes big bites out of raw peppers

You are a buffoon. You are an abject simpleton

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

zoux posted:

Science has failed us in this regard because whether or not something is a fruit or a vegetable is a vibe. Tomatoes are a vegetable, that's all there is too it. Fruit you can take a big bite out of, no one takes big bites out of raw peppers except for weirdos.

Wait until you find out about what is and is not a berry.

Also, people take bites out of tomatoes.

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
Tired: getting stoned and eating a bunch of sloppy fried trash.
Wired: getting stoned and eating some fresh produce. :colbert:

Seriously, a veggie platter is one of my favorite "munchies".

Skwirl posted:

Also, people take bites out of tomatoes.

I used to work in a Cajun/Creole place, and the cooks would make fun of me because sometimes I'd eat a raw green tomato (like, for the fried green tomatoes) like an apple. :ohdear: They're delicious!



https://twitter.com/drmistercody/status/1617656717667602432
https://twitter.com/drmistercody/status/1617657215963529216

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Skwirl posted:

Wait until you find out about what is and is not a berry.

Also, people take bites out of tomatoes.

Lizard people maybe

https://twitter.com/quendergeer/status/1617849056507875328

https://twitter.com/Azure_Husky/status/1617392166824992768

mmmm more tumblr imo

zoux has a new favorite as of 22:14 on Jan 24, 2023

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/Biff_Metatron/status/1617347402931003392?t=JeqI1PFTCBjLC58ySIdS8A&s=19

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
:stare:

https://twitter.com/NoThatsTooLow/status/1617726193284825088?s=20&t=EFj-na82ztC5doAmefZ7dA

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Nah the same puriteen/radfem identity police exist in huge loving numbers on Twitter and every godamn week there's another discourse about he/him lesbians or any other variation of dumb poo poo that they don't like and it is entirely exhausting

Acab includes identity police

Riot Carol Danvers has a new favorite as of 22:31 on Jan 24, 2023

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
https://twitter.com/fuckedupfoods/status/1617709042797023233

This is a metaphor for me handling my mental illness.

zoux posted:

Lizard people maybe

Rude! [third eyelid descends]

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

I'm glad someone's giving him a shot

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Milo and POTUS posted:

I'm glad someone's giving him a shot

Least we can do really considering giving a man a shot is all hes guilty of

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

Milo and POTUS posted:

I'm glad someone's giving him a shot

Unfortunately it’s several small shots.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

I’m still not pulling for the psychotic pedophile even though he crazied his way into almost doing the right thing once. If he had finished Reagan off he would have scored more points

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy

zoux posted:

Fruit you can take a big bite out of

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
Simple, but it got a genuine :lol: from me.

https://twitter.com/lexkypol/status/1618010502071975936



https://twitter.com/ilyame1ia/status/1618016141141774337

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



freeedr posted:

I’m still not pulling for the psychotic pedophile even though he crazied his way into almost doing the right thing once. If he had finished Reagan off he would have scored more points

He was incarcerated for 35 years, during which time he received psychiatric attention, and was eventually deemed to no longer be a threat to society. He was then monitored for 6 more years before all conditions were lifted and he was fully returned to society. Since he's been permitted to be in the public eye he's made some music, developed a sort of oddball social media following, and hasn't given any indications that he's the disturbed and obsessive young man he was when he shot the president. It seems like you have no belief that people can change or be rehabilitated.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
:science:

https://twitter.com/jtrebach/status/1618014002667487232?s=20&t=T3C3OtTFhT6cqM9KZ0fldA

https://twitter.com/EMPoisonPharmD/status/1618015983884730374?s=20&t=T3C3OtTFhT6cqM9KZ0fldA

Placeholder
Sep 24, 2008
They.. re-use it?

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

zoux posted:

Science has failed us in this regard because whether or not something is a fruit or a vegetable is a vibe. Tomatoes are a vegetable, that's all there is too it. Fruit you can take a big bite out of, no one takes big bites out of raw peppers except for weirdos.

When my mother was younger her family had a cleaning woman from Germany who would eat raw bell peppers like they were apples. My mom's family was also the only non-Jewish family in the neighborhood, so the cleaning woman would take the opportunity to rant about how much she disliked Jews. Ever since I heard that story I've had this idea in my mind that Germans would eat raw bell peppers whole.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


They should have reduced the SUGar so they could fit it better instead of cramming the last two letters in.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

I've been reading the whole thing, he's still posting

https://twitter.com/damnfoodcourt/status/1618067183564914689

/e: oh i guess he finished just after that

stringless has a new favorite as of 03:26 on Jan 25, 2023

Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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These are great and this made me laugh hard.

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Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

FFT posted:

I've been reading the whole thing, he's still posting

Yeah definitely don't sleep on this thread. His stories are great and 100% relatable to anyone who's worked in music venues/bars.

The bits about the playwright, and the 'dirtbag pied piper' are excellent.

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