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Wait...when did Kelly start making unironically correct cartoons? I mean, except for the "worthless clerks" part, but I agree with the rest of it.
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wizzardstaff posted:I'll ditch the "nagging wife" part too but yeah, otherwise on point. Edit - I felt sure I already asked this before, but apparently not.
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Xander77 posted:Self checkout machines around here apparently work differently. Can anyone even explain what's supposed to happen (what a "bagging area" is etc) and what actually happens? The bagging area is where you put your groceries after the scan, it weighs the items to see if you are stealing/grabbing the wrong things. I used to work on these, the reason the bagging area bugs out so much is the scales on them are not great and if you overweight them they can't zero out properly, a child sitting/jumping on them is enough to break them until the store resets the scale(they never know how) or calls a technician.
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Xander77 posted:Self checkout machines around here apparently work differently. Can anyone even explain what's supposed to happen (what a "bagging area" is etc) and what actually happens? They've mostly done away with the scales because 1.) most people aren't trying to steal groceries by scanning them in, so it was almost always a false alarm, 2.) having to fix the issue limited how many machines you could have per attendant, and 3.) it annoyed customers and therefore caused them to wait in line instead of giving the grocery free labor. Since they're already saving the $XX per hour in not having to pay people to scan items, grocery stores mostly decided to accept the (miniscule) cost of people scanning in a can of soda that costs a dollar less than what they're buying.
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Adenoid Dan posted:This thread has really trashed my opinion of Australia. "That's not a racism, THIS is a racism."
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I'm still looking for my own version of America One without the gun, where the flag can freely fly No bombs in the sky, only fireworks when you and I collide It's just a dream I had in mind Clay Bennett  Jeff Stahler  Matt Davies  Tell potentates, they live Acting by others’ action; Not loved unless they give, Not strong but by a faction. If potentates reply, Give potentates the lie. Tell men of high condition, That manage the estate, Their purpose is ambition, Their practice only hate. And if they once reply, Then give them all the lie. Pedro X. Molina  Lee Judge  Mike Smith  Jimmy Margulies  Ed Gamble  David M. Hitch  
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I mean there's definitely a practical limit to abortions, it takes a certain amount of time to detect a fertilised egg, you'd need qualified staff, facilities to do it in, even with everyone doing their best to get knocked up as often as possible to ensure a supply of dead baby souls for the armies of Satan there's going to be a number of limiting factors to this great utopian vision
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Xander77 posted:Self checkout machines around here apparently work differently. Can anyone even explain what's supposed to happen (what a "bagging area" is etc) and what actually happens? It used to be a much bigger problem, and still it at stores with old self checkouts I guess. Most big chains have ones that do theft prevention via image recognition now, which still has occasional false positives but at least the machine isn't screaming at you the whole time for not moving your groceries quickly enough.
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idonotlikepeas posted:Clay Bennett Good to see you Bennett, it's been awhile.
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Catellite posted:Oh God, what has this website done to me. I just want to say I appreciate this post, and the instant realization it brought was an incredible joke.
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Rall: Top Secret: Operation Distraction Is Go! Ted Rall posted:Both Presidents Trump and Biden are under fire and under special counsel investigation for taking classified documents with them from the White House. National security was probably never in critical danger. But the distraction factor could be fatal to the national conversations we ought to be having instead. First Dog on the Moon: Beware! The PC push to ban a patriotic hardworking kitchen appliance is afoot - your gas stove! 
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Trapezium Dave posted:Rall: Top Secret: Operation Distraction Is Go! Kellies nomination: Worst Overall I think most Gorrells are closer to political cartoons than this.
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Skios posted:Mike Luckovich missing a ] here.
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Trapezium Dave posted:Rall: Full Faith and Credit that treasury bond is some escher poo poo
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Microplastics posted:I also plug my keyboard directly into my monitor Offices will often have PCs integrated into monitors around here, so that's the least of issues with this Ted Rall drawing
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Trapezium Dave posted:Rall: Top Secret: Operation Distraction Is Go! Ah, yes, the insipid garbage the government is distracting me with *checks notes* crippling/life threatening addiction, mental health disorders, and Some Gizmos. Cool, Rall. Cool, cool, cool. Go gently caress yourself with a wire hairbrush. And yet you participate in society, etc
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Discendo Vox posted:Kellies nomination: Worst Overall On the other hand, it's the best art Rall has produced in years!
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Biden following orders by leaving it in the stupidest place possible, a Rall cartoon
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Skios posted:A.F. Branco I'm not even going to quote the image for this one, I'm just going to drop a Kellies Nomination: Least Concealed Bigotry (Transphobia)
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Adenoid Dan posted:This thread has really trashed my opinion of Australia. All you need for that is to travel to SEA for a few days
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Angepain posted:Biden following orders by leaving it in the stupidest place possible, a Rall cartoon A Russian spy is briefed that there are confidential documents in a Rall cartoon and is sent to infiltrate it. Immediately one of his shoulders slumps a few inches and his hands wither to twigs. But he knew this would be a difficult mission and carries on unperturbed. After navigating a nonsensical corridor he tries to open a door but it's stuck because the door frame is half the size and also a triangle. He kicks it open and busts into the room, and floats away into white space
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Pants Donkey posted:I’m still hung up on the fact that Rall thinks countries like the UK or France are fine? As only the US is incapable of revolution so the lack of any such upheaval in those countries means there’s no problems at all. Lack of upheavel? Aren't millions in France rioting?
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I understand that the overpriced Star Wars hotel at Disneyland has an orientation video that explains how you’ll be able to tell one of the scripted fantasy emergencies that are part of the plot from a genuine mass shooting.
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Charlz Guybon posted:Lack of upheavel? Aren't millions in France rioting? I don’t fundamentally disagree with Rall that countries have had their citizenry duped into failing to understanding their collective power, but it’s hardly unique to the USA. I guess I’ll eat my words if we see France overthrow the current government and install a socialist/communism/anarchist system. Or have countries like the UK discovered ethical capitalism and have no problems with wealth disparity?
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Desumaytah posted:I just want to say I appreciate this post, and the instant realization it brought was an incredible joke. My first thought was, sadly, not that I'm internet poisoned, but that there was no ring.
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Yeah exactly the same as millions of natives losing thier lands you loving shithead The Caucasity of these assholes, i swear.
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Pants Donkey posted:I’m still hung up on the fact that Rall thinks countries like the UK or France are fine? As only the US is incapable of revolution so the lack of any such upheaval in those countries means there’s no problems at all. Well there are big demonstrations happening in France right now. The UK is probably also incapable of revolution, they got it done exactly once and then 20 years later were right back to begging a family of inbred pedophiles to rule over them once again.
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