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LifeSunDeath posted:yes, as in "stunting on hoes," which is showing off to humiliate your enemies, your "haters." Disappointing, I had a mental image of a pain relief cream and bonsai enthusiast crew.
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Mister Speaker posted:The word 'soundproof' gets tossed around too much these days (there's no way that microphone is actually soundproof, also no such thing as soundproof drywall) but if this fleeces some dweebs and creates some hilarious content I'm all for it. The basic assumption is that this would be sold to Real Gamers who don't want to disturb those around them, but (a) Real Gamers don't care about others, and (b) Real Gamers are so very alone.
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Parents getting fleeced for a $349 microphone to try to get 10 minutes of quiet
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Instead of a noise cancelling mic, what about a noise converting one? Let's try and make online interactions a bit more positive. "You goddamn loving camping f****t! Turn that aimbot poo poo around and kill yourself!" *bzzt* Ah, cunning stratagem, my good fellow. Would that I had your patience and skill but perhaps one day, eh? Until then I say, 'happy hunting'!
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Why don't we just kill the gamer?
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They don't need to be silent, just quiet enough your mom won't hear you screaming the gamer word from the other room.
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Bored As gently caress posted:I read something in a book that said spy agencies can point a laser at a window and get what the people are talking about through the vibrations in the window. did you perhaps read it two pages ago?
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Bored As gently caress posted:I read something in a book that said spy agencies can point a laser at a window and get what the people are talking about through the vibrations in the window. This is true. The time it takes for the photons to bounce back from the window varies as the window vibrates from the sound waves hitting it, and that can be reconstructed into intelligible sound. It's pretty ingenious, really. Commercial models can do it up to 300m away, so God only knows what kind of range the stuff available to the various three-letter agencies can do. Hell, you can apparently make your own with minimal effort: https://www.instructables.com/LASER-MICROPHONE/ Lemniscate Blue has a new favorite as of 19:14 on Jan 25, 2023 |
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Bored As gently caress posted:I read something in a book that said spy agencies can point a laser at a window and get what the people are talking about through the vibrations in the window. Invented by Leon Theremin!
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Lemniscate Blue posted:Hell, you can apparently make your own with minimal effort: https://www.instructables.com/LASER-MICROPHONE/ Judging by the comments, this is a guide on how to attach a laser to a tripod and not a lot else.
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credburn posted:Judging by the comments, this is a guide on how to attach a laser to a tripod and not a lot else. Ye gods, who reads comments?
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Lemniscate Blue posted:Ye gods, who reads comments? What are these here forums other than comments strung together?
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Trabant posted:What are these here forums other than comments strung together? I think I need a moment.
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Trabant posted:What are these here forums other than comments strung together? It's 1998 and this is all just a simulation being run on Lowtax's 200 mhz Pentium III Gateway PC 
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Dave Syndrome posted:Is that Nathan Fillion? yes it is! Lemniscate Blue posted:Ye gods, who reads comments?  edit; 
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Ohhh it gets a lot stupider. A lot of episodes they write themselves into a corner and wholesale invent some truly outrageous nonsense to get out if it. https://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2019/04/recovering_smar.html Abstract: We present the first acoustic side-channel attack that recovers what users type on the virtual keyboard of their touch-screen smartphone or tablet. When a user taps the screen with a finger, the tap generates a sound wave that propagates on the screen surface and in the air. We found the device’s microphone(s) can recover this wave and “hear” the finger’s touch, and the wave’s distortions are characteristic of the tap’s location on the screen. Hence, by recording audio through the built-in microphone(s), a malicious app can infer text as the user enters it on their device.
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Lobok posted:Instead of a noise cancelling mic, what about a noise converting one? Let's try and make online interactions a bit more positive. Id rather be called the f word than listen to that poo poo
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My Spirit Otter posted:A hearty jape or jibe? 'Tis nothing compared to this aural affrontery. Lobok has a new favorite as of 01:39 on Jan 26, 2023 |
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IT'S "'TIS" NOT "T'IS" YOU RANCID PHLEGM SAC
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Tree Bucket posted:IT'S "'TIS" NOT "T'IS" YOU RANCID PHLEGM SAC Twoshay
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Tree Bucket posted:IT'S "'TIS" NOT "T'IS" YOU RANCID PHLEGM SAC Maybe they were saying "tits" rather than "it is"
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this post just m'lady'd me
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Coward posted:Maybe they were saying "tits" rather than "it is" Le tits now
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fartknocker posted:Le tits now 
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LifeSunDeath posted:apparently this is one of them: It's funny, these dipshits are from about 45 minutes north of where I grew up, and a couple of my friends grew up with them. The three "stuntaz" were from the richest, whitest part of Toccoa, GA, and were apparently as cringy in real life as their stupid album cover and photos were. But where the other two loving dorks tried to hide from all of their sad internet fame (iirc, it's been 20 drat years), B-Shoc there tried to cash in by doing the Jesus thing. He was rapping in like VFWs and church basements and poo poo. Just the saddest godamn way to spend the late 90s and early 2000s.
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Bored As gently caress posted:I read something in a book that said spy agencies can point a laser at a window and get what the people are talking about through the vibrations in the window. Fun fact: the cheapest/easiest way to prevent this kind of eavesdropping is taping a little vibrator to the offending window.
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Is it messy when the glass cums?
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Rysithusiku posted:Fun fact: the cheapest/easiest way to prevent this kind of eavesdropping is taping a little vibrator to the offending window. All my vibrators are huge as all hell  e: Now I'm imagining a couple of spies like "Sheeeeeeesh Igor he's dildoing it up motorized-style in there again! Must be a powerful model because the loving windows are shaking!" "Dang, Ivan, I wish our rear end-warblers fit in an rear end and warbled*." "I guess we know why they call him gently caress-Joe Biden." *) Allusion to classic Finnish joke 3D Megadoodoo has a new favorite as of 12:55 on Jan 26, 2023 |
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more like 18 years and 2 billion dollars later lmao
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hawowanlawow posted:more like 18 years, 2 billion dollars, and 30 deaths later lmao
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Lemniscate Blue posted:This is true. The time it takes for the photons to bounce back from the window varies as the window vibrates from the sound waves hitting it, and that can be reconstructed into intelligible sound. I used to develop distributed optical sensors including acoustic. We can also do this in the proximity of any fiber optic cable. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Distributed_acoustic_sensing
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