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flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

Inzombiac posted:

At least quote my post, dang.

I got it off the discord, sorry op

Edit: lol I just saw the original post, I didn't know it was literally your own words I get why you got mad about it now

flavor.flv has a new favorite as of 19:53 on Jan 25, 2023

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Dabir: Nov 10, 2012

Warbird posted:

I hear no sick rear end midi bass lines and guitar solos so you’re objectively in the wrong here bucco.

Black knight uses FM synth, not midi. Poser

# ? Jan 25, 2023 19:45

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

Anyone can point out horses. The dad thing to do is when you're driving and you see them you go "a whole field for ten horses? I've got 300 horses just under my hood!"

# ? Jan 25, 2023 19:48

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Lobok posted:

Anyone can point out horses.

One weird trick Big Equine-Compass [everything about it] doesn't want you to know.

T: BR Horse-Pointer.

# ? Jan 25, 2023 19:49

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

# ? Jan 25, 2023 19:51

Larry Cum Free: Jun 3, 2022; move it or lose it dillweed

How dad is it to hit a friend you see in public with a Paulie Walnuts "whaddya hear whaddya say?". Be honest.

# ? Jan 25, 2023 20:19

Amphigory: Feb 6, 2005

I don't know if it's the same in all your countries but here in the UK, most horse boxes have "HORSES" written on them, so my pro Dad move when I spot one out on the motorway is to shout

"What do you think's in there?"

Usually happens multiple times an hour and it never gets old (for me)

# ? Jan 25, 2023 20:31

Mister Speaker: May 8, 2007; WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Dabir posted:

Black knight uses FM synth, not midi.

Uh, since we're being pedantic here, those two things are absolutely not mutually exclusive.

# ? Jan 25, 2023 20:37

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Amphigory posted:

I don't know if it's the same in all your countries but here in the UK, most horse boxes have "HORSES" written on them, so my pro Dad move when I spot one out on the motorway is to shout

"What do you think's in there?"

Usually happens multiple times an hour and it never gets old (for me)

Horse boxes look like nothing else on the roads so it doesn't need to say "HORSES". At least here in the civilized world they taught us in driving school what horse boxes looked like.

# ? Jan 25, 2023 20:38

Hollandia: Jul 27, 2007; rattus rattus; Grimey Drawer

bike tory posted:

Preposterous.

# ? Jan 25, 2023 20:41

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# ? Jan 25, 2023 20:50

Larry Cum Free: Jun 3, 2022; move it or lose it dillweed

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Horse boxes look like nothing else on the roads so it doesn't need to say "HORSES". At least here in the civilized world they taught us in driving school what horse boxes looked like.

Yeah they look just like donkey boxes but a bit bigger.

# ? Jan 25, 2023 20:56

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# ? Jan 25, 2023 20:59

Amphigory: Feb 6, 2005

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Horse boxes look like nothing else on the roads so it doesn't need to say "HORSES". At least here in the civilized world they taught us in driving school what horse boxes looked like.

I guess when you don't have to learn about changing gears, or roundabouts, it leaves plenty of time in the driving school curriculum for horse box identification

# ? Jan 25, 2023 21:19

kalel: Jun 19, 2012

dpkg chopra posted:

And the ones that apply to me:

I loving love dad humor.

in our christian household right before eating dinner my dad used to start grace with "let us tomato"

I miss him

# ? Jan 25, 2023 21:20

kalel: Jun 19, 2012

my gf whenever I ask her for a small favor before she immediately moves to go do it

"[indignantly] no!"

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Basticle: Sep 12, 2011

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/385133860633051138/1067902524255916152/VID_20230125_152239_793.mp4

# ? Jan 25, 2023 21:24

Prurient Squid: Jul 21, 2008; Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

bike tory posted:

My mother in law pronounces Spiderman and Batman like the -man in Jewish names like Goldman. Spiderm'n. Same with the "space man" toy when she's playing with the kids.

They can't fight crime on a Saturday so that's when all the bank heists take place.

# ? Jan 25, 2023 21:31

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

bike tory posted:

My mother in law pronounces Spiderman and Batman like the -man in Jewish names like Goldman. Spiderm'n. Same with the "space man" toy when she's playing with the kids.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ml-I3QwNLY

# ? Jan 25, 2023 21:36

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PittTheElder posted:

Also the correct Dad move during drives through rural areas is to simply exclaim "Oh hay!" when you see bales.

Hay bales?

Ohh, you're talking about the Shredded Wheat farms!

# ? Jan 25, 2023 21:47

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Amphigory posted:

I don't know if it's the same in all your countries but here in the UK, most horse boxes have "HORSES" written on them, so my pro Dad move when I spot one out on the motorway is to shout

"What do you think's in there?"

Usually happens multiple times an hour and it never gets old (for me)

When you drive past a cemetery always ask your passengers if they know how many dead people are buried there.

All of them! :dadjoke:

# ? Jan 25, 2023 22:13

RandolphCarter: Jul 30, 2005

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

When you drive past a cemetery always ask your passengers if they know how many dead people are buried there.

All of them!

I would also accept �The place is so popular, people at dying to get in there!�

# ? Jan 25, 2023 22:31

Elissimpark: May 20, 2010; Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

When you drive past a cemetery always ask your passengers if they know how many dead people are buried there.

All of them!

Tsk.

"Look, it's the dead centre of [x]. People are DYING to get in there!"

# ? Jan 25, 2023 22:35

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

SpacePig posted:

Maybe it's just personal perception, but I feel like Terry has abandoned us. I welcome Frog Wizard, and would like to see more of their favorite places.

https://twitter.com/keebierelf/status/1617273418570952704?s=46&t=zDk6EiiSDzz13_x9AQ8tuQ

# ? Jan 25, 2023 22:47

Bored As Fuck: Jan 1, 2006; Fun Shoe

kalel posted:

in our christian household right before eating dinner my dad used to start grace with "let us tomato"

I miss him

I too miss my dad. I'm sorry for your loss.

At least we've got some great memories to smile about.

# ? Jan 25, 2023 22:47

Kheldarn: Feb 17, 2011

Basticle posted:

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/385133860633051138/1067902524255916152/VID_20230125_152239_793.mp4

Happy birthday, Basticle!

# ? Jan 25, 2023 22:57

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Milo and POTUS posted:

https://twitter.com/keebierelf/status/1617273418570952704?s=46&t=zDk6EiiSDzz13_x9AQ8tuQ

# ? Jan 25, 2023 23:17

PittTheElder: Feb 13, 2012; Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

https://i.imgur.com/xwc1863.mp4

# ? Jan 25, 2023 23:25

Hyperlynx: Sep 13, 2015

flavor.flv posted:

The thing about Oddjob, though, is that autoaim usually targets peoples chests. Oddjob's head is at chest height, so it targets his head. I never really got what the big deal was for people playing Oddjob...

# ? Jan 25, 2023 23:28