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DeadFatDuckFat posted:"first I've heard" lol my rear end, he definitely knew about that poo poo Yeah lol if he is gonna take on the indian government they do not play
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Jan 25, 2023 21:49
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StrangersInTheNight posted:look, if a few teenage girls get sacrificed at the altar of Moloch and what Musk gets out if it is funny cartoons he can smoke weed to, well. it's a necessary evil. Sacrificing to Moloch is evil? I suppose bountiful crops and rain in good portion are evil too?
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Jan 25, 2023 21:54
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kazil posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1618319479662055426 Will respond personally to cat poo poo but has no time for government of a billion and a half people.
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Jan 25, 2023 22:06
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Haha, busy day today for stupid tweets. https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1618312847544684544 Don't worry folks, we're good. We're definitely going to be able to trust the guy who sold billions in Tesla stock several times after claiming he was going to do no such thing. IBroughttheFunk fucked around with this message at 22:17 on Jan 25, 2023 |
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IBroughttheFunk posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1616701931719884804?cxt=HHwWiIDQvev11u8sAAAA What are the odds there are no hospital records and this cousin lives in another country you wouldn't know them anyway?
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Jan 25, 2023 22:24
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kazil posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1618319479662055426 I think this is one of those passing the buck moments. He'll fire a scapegoat.
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Jan 25, 2023 22:26
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His username Mr. Tweet makes me mad for reasons I can not explain.
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Jan 25, 2023 22:26
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Sacrificing to Moloch is evil? I suppose bountiful crops and rain in good portion are evil too? You know how the belief of the believers can change the deity? Sorry,it's like that. Collective unconscious has turned Moloch evil.
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Jan 25, 2023 22:28
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he hasn't earned the loving right to be mr. tweet
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Jan 25, 2023 22:28
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Roiland got dropped from his Hulu show Solar Opposites 3 hours ago lmao. Trifecta!
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Jan 25, 2023 22:36
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Jack-Off Lantern posted:You know how the belief of the believers can change the deity? So now sacrificing to Moloch causes the crops and rains to fail? And that's why I haven't been able to get any potato wedges at Coles for two months?
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Jan 25, 2023 22:45
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No, it causes other people's crops to fail. You can only ruin the competition, not benefit yourself. It's more meritocratic this way.
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Jan 25, 2023 22:46
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CEO of two huge companies Buys another company and installs self as CEO Craters new company, creates a massive amount of work for self Cant do any of the three jobs effectively now Bitches about how much work there is Nobody could have seen this coming
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Jan 25, 2023 22:56
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arsenicCatnip posted:I'm Mister Cryptocoin, I'm Mister Tweet. Thank you for that. Yes, I heard it in my head to the tune.
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Jan 25, 2023 22:57
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Outrail posted:CEO of two huge companies It's a shame Tesla stock stopped crashing. That tweet would be pretty good ammo in a case for forcing him out.
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Jan 25, 2023 22:59
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Solus posted:
The Cosby Show wouldn't be the same without Bill Cosby.
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Jan 25, 2023 22:59
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Lol the ubermensch everybody: https://twitter.com/justinhorowitz_/status/1617946267258322944?s=20&t=piiF_dSqwKDUoAQrtUzDqA
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Jan 25, 2023 23:15
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1618306035340709888 Imagine working past midnight because your boss is a far-right replyguy.
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Jan 25, 2023 23:17
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Jan 25, 2023 23:23
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remember when he made that bad joke theres it but marginally better i guess yw
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Decon posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1618306035340709888 *head tilted at my monitor for hours, moving the mouse every few minutes to keep screensaver from starting, actually reading the forums off of my phone* “Okay, it took a lot of hard work and ingenuity, boss, but the issue should be resolved. Let me know if there are any issues. See you in the morning.” *rinse repeat*
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kazil posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1618319479662055426 Like that's the literal basis of all of these ALGORITHMS, be it Twitter or Youtube or Facebook or whatever the gently caress. The algorithm figures out poo poo it thinks you would like to see and gives it to you. Turns out, no one wants to see Internet Conservative #1783 whine about how M&M's are gay now! It doesn't read your profile and shadowban you if it sees the word "conservative", it just sees that whenever people read your poo poo, they leave the site because your poo poo is dumb as gently caress! Christ!
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Jan 25, 2023 23:29
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READ A BOOK, NERDS!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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Jan 25, 2023 23:34
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hmm it's weird that if you fill up a platform with only far-right dinguses, and nobody's being "triggered" by their edgy culturewar bullshit, nobody really cares about what they say. it's almost like their hogwash is specifically and exclusively brought out for the people that disagree with it
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The Postman posted:
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Jan 25, 2023 23:38
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Too busy running 3 companies to look into placating dictators. But if a user named "catturd" is sad that their numbers are low, CLEAR MY SCHEDULE.
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E the Shaggy posted:Lol the ubermensch everybody: This man is so outrageously gay I don't mean this as a pejorative, everything about him screams femme energy and the poor bastard has dug him so deep into the right wing hole he can't even embrace that side of him No wonder he's a sad hate homonculous
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Jan 25, 2023 23:49
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Mumy favorite part of this exchange is his dumbass name change just sitting there undermining him
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arsenicCatnip posted:I'm Mister Cryptocoin, I'm Mister Tweet.
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The Postman posted:
Oh no!!! ROLFLMAO 🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
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Interesting thread speculating what is going on with twitter falling apart, basically a lot of interactions especially with high follower accounts are just being dumped because elon is cutting back on resources so much lol https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1614639421176926209.html All speculative of course
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https://twitter.com/cb_doge/status/1618114400514375680 "Do you like me?" "Please say you like me and validate me." "It's fine, no really, it's fine!... (  )"
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cracker posted:Anything exciting or surprising happen on Tesla's quarterly earnings? I’m not an economy by any means, but they made a lot of money by selling cars at big discounts. So volume up but profit per car way down. Is that sustainable? Probably not. But it makes him look like a genius in the short term.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:https://twitter.com/cb_doge/status/1618114400514375680 Dad! Dad! Dad! Look at me dad! Dad look what I can do! Dad! Dad! Sorry Elon, dad only has eyes for your sister
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The Postman posted:
They call me Mr. Tweets... because I can't change my name back to anything else. SOMEONE HELP ME I NO LONGER WANT TO BE MR. TWEETS I RUN THIS COMPANY WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME
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