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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on the huge pressures the NHS is under – Health service workers report running accident and emergency services out of hospital corridors they are so short of beds"

Telegraph:

Russia's 'General Armageddon' demoted after just three months following battlefield failures

Matt:

Russia-linked hackers behind Royal Mail cyber attack

Independent:

Partygate: Boris Johnson joked No 10 party was ‘most unsocially distanced in UK’

Times:

Rishi Sunak aiming for ‘stronger relationship’ with Nicola Sturgeon

Evening Standard:


Bonus! Mac:

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learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Mac has not left his house since 1973

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Probably for the best.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Sunak’s deal to set up two free ports in Scotland – A free port means very different things to present and former Conservative PMs"

Telegraph:

UK economy grew by only 0.1% in November

Matt:

Reaching net zero ‘would cost taxpayers twice as much as No 10’s estimates’

Independent:

After George Ogilvy Reid.

The i paper:

Prince Harry's Freudian description of his penis is the weirdest thing you'll hear today

Times:

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
Does Brookes have a twitter I can call him a oval office on? Asking for a friend

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"

Pilchenstein posted:

Does Brookes have a twitter I can call him a oval office on? Asking for a friend

On the one hand, touching the poop is seldom a good idea. On the other,

https://twitter.com/BrookesTimes/status/1614217243163762688

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Rishi Sunak: lost leader – Strikes, Brexit, the Tory right – the prime minister is beset by problems" After Charlie Mackesy.

Sunday Telegraph:

Britain reconsidering Iran nuclear deal after execution of Alireza Akbari

Matt:


Sunday Times:

Rishi Sunak in Scotland: Boris Johnson will stay in Uxbridge, PM confirms

Mac:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Keir Starmer’s hopes of cutting NHS waiting times – Labour leader said current system of GP visits ‘isn’t working’ and that his party would tackle ‘bureaucratic nonsense’"

Telegraph:

Labour’s plan to ‘nationalise’ GPs would cost more than £7bn

Times:


Evening Standard:

Martin Lewis: Blue Monday is ‘crap pseudoscience’ used by companies to sell goods

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle
gently caress off Blower, I think?

Also who's that invasion of the body snatchers dog in the Times? Streeting?

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Looks like that little poo poo Streeting yes.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on the government’s anti-strike bill – Labour said new law would add huge burdens to staff and take away right to strike for many workers"

Telegraph:

Macron threatened with 'hardline' wave of strikes over controversial pension reforms

Matt:

Teachers’ strikes mean GCSE pupils have had just one year of undisrupted learning

Times:

David Carrick: Police missed nine chances to stop serial rapist in Met

Evening Standard:

Boris Johnson to publish memoir about time in Downing Street

David Squires:

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

I rarely understand what's going on in Squires football updates but I enjoy the pictures nonetheless.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on UK ministers blocking Scotland’s gender recognition law – Nicola Sturgeon and Rishi Sunak have come to blows over what the SNP called an ‘attack on the Scottish parliament’"

Telegraph:

Teaching union accused of using 'biased' inflation measure ahead of strikes

Matt:

Europe’s push for economic ‘sovereignty’ hits the skids in Davos

Independent:


Times:

David Carrick: every officer to be checked against police databases; "What makes Happy Valley so brilliant? Corpses, yoga-fart jokes and Sarah Lancashire"

Evening Standard:

Tube and London bus fares to rise by nearly 6% from March

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on misogyny in UK police forces – UK police forces have been asked to check officers and staff against national databases to identify suspected misogynistic predators"

Telegraph:

Rishi Sunak to be investigated by police after not wearing seatbelt in moving car

Matt:


Independent:

President Joe Biden: ‘Miraculous’ dealmaker or ‘consistently inconsistent’? What experts say two years in

Times:

Cake in the office should be viewed like passive smoking, obesity expert warns; Jan 2022: Boris Johnson tells allies there was no 'ambush with cake' at No 10 lockdown birthday party

Evening Standard:

Jeremy Hunt mocked over ‘Mr Bean-esque’ video explaining high inflation

Guardian Australian Sport:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Rishi Sunak and the ship of state – PM and Michael Gove go north, while levelling up funds stay mainly in the south"

Telegraph:

Rishi Sunak pumps more levelling up money into the South

Matt:


Independent:

Jacinda Ardern speaks of ‘sense of relief’ after quitting: ‘I slept well for the first time in a long time’

Times:

Questions for Nadhim Zahawi over tax bill and offshore trust

Evening Standard:

"Germany under growing pressure to send tanks to Ukraine"

Stephen Collins:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on a rough ride for Rishi Sunak – Prime minister facing obstacles on road ahead, as police fine him for seatbelt offence"

Telegraph:

Only 'idiots' think I can cut tax, says Rishi Sunak

Matt:

Andy Murray wins longest career match in 4:05am finish

Independent:

Tory Party chairman Nadhim Zahawi made to pay ‘million pound’ fine to taxman; After Howard Pyle.

The i paper:


Times:

Bafta nominations 2023: see the full list

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Levelling up the Conservative way – All animals are equal but some are more equal than others…"

Sunday Telegraph:

Leopard tank dilemma as Germany tears itself in two over Ukraine

Matt:


Sunday Times:


Mail on Sunday:

UK will send 600 more Brimstone missiles to Ukraine

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Conservatives and cashflows – Rishi Sunak tries to put his troubles behind him as Nadhim Zahawi and Boris Johnson face questions over money"

Telegraph:

Boris Johnson adds to pressure on Germany to send tanks to Ukraine

Times:

Boris Johnson back in Ukraine amid further questions over finances

Evening Standard:

Whitehall watchdog to probe BBC chairman appointment amid Boris Johnson loan claim

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Rishi Sunak’s sleaze nightmares – Rishi Sunak has told his ethics adviser to investigate suggestions that Nadhim Zahawi was forced to pay a fine and millions of pounds in unpaid taxes to HMRC, as the prime minister acknowledged there were ‘questions that need answering’" After Fuseli.

Telegraph:


Matt:


Times:


Evening Standard:


David Squires:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Rishi Sunak and ethics – Rishi Sunak’s political distancing from Nadhim Zahawi has taken another step, with Downing Street refusing to say the prime minister is confident the embattled Tory chair has been consistently honest about his tax affairs"

Telegraph:

National Grid ready to pay customers to cut energy use as cold weather continues

Matt:

Scholz caves in to international pressure on tanks to Ukraine

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Western tanks set for Ukraine as UK questions battle-readiness of Russian rival

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on calls for Nadhim Zahawi to resign – Tory chair and ex-chancellor is coming under increasing pressure over his tax affairs"

Telegraph:

Germany could approve deliveries of Leopard II tanks to Ukraine by Wednesday

Matt:

Can you speak chimpanzee? Take our video test to find out

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Sunak and ministers set for Chequers away day as Zahawi tax row continues

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there
What the?



Nobody commented?

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


David Squires has been Extremely Online for a long time, most of his strips have references in

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Suella Braverman’s approach to immigration — Ministers have been accused of a ‘dereliction of duty’ over their failure to find 76 child asylum seekers who have gone missing from a Brighton hotel managed by the Home Office"

Telegraph:


Matt:

Nicola Sturgeon says trans rapist will be moved from female prison

Independent:

Nadhim Zahawi dealt massive blow in tax row after extraordinary intervention by HMRC

Times:


Evening Standard:

Jeremy Hunt commits to HS2’s Euston terminal amid reports it may be scrapped and line end at Old Oak Common

Stephen Collins:

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Matt with a tonal shift so violent the gearbox is in pieces all over the road. Wild to get the once in a blue moon reminder amongst the sensible chuckles that he's still mr telegraph

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Jeremy Hunt’s tax and transport pledges – Chancellor tells fellow MPs to wait for tax cuts and that Brexit will drive economic growth, as he pledges that HS2 will go all the way to Euston"

Telegraph:


Matt:

Nadhim Zahawi: My tax error was careless, not deliberate

Independent:

After Velazquez.

The i paper:


Times:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Rishi Sunak and his demons – Inquiries into Partygate, Nadhim Zahawi, Dominic Raab and the BBC chairman… how does the prime minister sleep at night?"

Sunday Telegraph:

Tax-free pensions limit could increase in back to work drive

Matt:


Sunday Times:

After Low.

Bonus! Prospect magazine:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Nicola Jennings on the sacking of Nadhim Zahawi as Conservative party chair – Rishi Sunak has sacked Zahawi after he was found to have breached the ministerial code by failing to declare the HMRC investigation into his tax affairs"

Telegraph:

‘Hospitals at home’ plan to save NHS

Times:


Evening Standard:

Ai Weiwei on exhibiting 30-year collection from Stone Age tools to Lego bricks

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Nadhim Zahawi getting the sack over his tax affairs – The prime minister, Rishi Sunak, says he acted decisively in firing the Tory party chair, who remains an MP"

Telegraph:

Rishi Sunak warned of 'brutal' backbench clashes ahead as he approaches 100 days in office

Matt:

Teachers’ strikes will see 85pc of schools facing closure

Times:

"Quentin Letts: Rishi scrubs up well to deliver a dose of charm"

Evening Standard:

Grocery price inflation rises to record 16.7% – Kantar

David Squires:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on bad news about the UK’s economic prospects – The International Monetary Fund has warned that the British economy will shrink by 0.3% this year"

Telegraph:


Matt:

Thousands of schools closed as teachers stage biggest strike in over a decade

Independent:

Brexit branded ‘complete disaster’ as £100bn a year loss to UK revealed

Times:


Evening Standard:

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
They're not really saying much at the minute, these cartoonists.

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle

goatface posted:

They're not really saying much at the minute, these cartoonists.

When do they ever?

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Rishi Sunak and the strikers – Angry workers and Raab ructions put prime minister in uncomfortable position"

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:


Times:

Dominic Raab denies swearing and shouting at senior aide

Evening Standard:

‘We bow at the altar of Groundhog Day’: concept copycats celebrate its 30th birthday

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Shell’s record-breaking profits – Surge in energy prices sparked by Russia’s invasion of Ukraine pushed Shell’s 2022 takings to $40bn, the highest in its 115-year history"

Telegraph:

Misery for millions as mortgage payments rise £588 a year

Matt:

Bird flu spreads to foxes and otters

Independent:


Times:


Stephen Collins:


Guardian Australia Sport:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on gas meters fitted by force – Debt collection agents used by British Gas broke into vulnerable customers’ homes to install prepayment meters, an investigation by the Times found"

Telegraph:

"Ukraine deserves better than the EU's constant hand-wringing"

Matt:


Independent:

BBC facing calls to investigate claims Dominic Raab swore at young staff member After Gillray.

The i paper:


Times:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Knock, knock… the energy companies are at the door – Chris Riddell on the revelation that British Gas has been sending debt collectors to break into customers’ homes"

Sunday Telegraph:

Channel migrants could be banned from appealing against deportation

Matt:

Watch: Chinese spy balloon shot down off US coast

Sunday Times:

Liz Truss the comeback: Unrepentant ex-PM relaunches tax-cuts agenda

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Nicola Jennings on Rishi Sunak’s economic approach – The PM marked 100 days in office unmoved on nurses’ pay, as recession looms and the cost of living crisis continues"

Telegraph:

China fires head of weather service over spy balloon fiasco

Times:


Evening Standard:

"If the Tories listen to the siren voice of 49-day Liz Truss they will be sunk"

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Sarah Akinterinwa on Rishi Sunak’s remedy for the NHS — A health union leader has described Rishi Sunak as deluded for suggesting NHS staff should abandon their campaign to secure a bigger pay rise this year"

Telegraph:


Matt:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Rishi Sunak Cabinet reshuffle in full: New Tory party chairman and Energy Secretary appointed

David Squires:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Rishi Sunak’s reshuffle — Rishi Sunak has become the latest occupant of Downing Street to shuffle the Whitehall pack in the hope that a reorganisation of the machinery of government will lead to faster economic growth"

Telegraph:

Sunak reshuffle: Shapps named energy secretary in department shake-up After Rex Harrison.

Matt:


Independent:

Rishi Sunak reshuffle – live: PM finally replaces Zahawi, but Raab survives

Times:


Evening Standard:

Fawlty Towers set for revival with John Cleese and his daughter Camilla

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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Volodymyr Zelenskiy’s visit to the UK – Ukraine’s president made an address to Westminster in which he praised the support of former PM Boris Johnson"

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

EU must quickly consider giving Ukraine jets, says EU parliament head

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