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Neito posted:I believe it was a little worse, cus IIRC it was implied he was holding Narcan at the time. Also, it was his step-son, which brings up the question of whether he would have saved him if it was his actual son.
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Big Coffin Hunter posted:Wait, I'm not familiar with this part of the Scott Adams lore. What? I'll allow the man the dignity of digging his own grave: https://twitter.com/scottadamssays/status/1544679512327081984 EDIT: There's more that I can't find, but he basically infinities-down on the idea that because his special hypnotist brain couldn't fix his step-son, that he was unfixable by any man or God. EDIT the second: https://twitter.com/tadpr0le/status/1544770885508206592 Neito fucked around with this message at 03:01 on Jan 27, 2023 |
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drat, that's almost as awful as writing Dilbert
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so i dont know when this happened but just noticed now is that the trending topics... not only are they just complete poo poo now, they're also trending keywords from your country instead of your region. did he pull out a couple more servers in the last month? because that's what it seems like.
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Kingo Ligma posted:Bezos is a parody of Lex Luthor Lex Luther actually has charisma though, at least sometimes
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AlmightyBob posted:Lex Luther actually has charisma though, at least sometimes
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i've got to start sitting in the front seat again. anyone else get carsick when they let their tesla drive them around in the backseat?
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DeeplyConcerned posted:i've got to start sitting in the front seat again. anyone else get carsick when they let their tesla drive them around in the backseat? i get the impression that a lot of people don't feel a thing after a while
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Time_pants posted:Which streaming service is it on? lol
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...! posted:Bezos is partially funding the Lord of the Rings show so at least he's doing something good with his money. Define "something" insofar as it doesn't mean creating PR for whateverthefuck his next project is.
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...! posted:Bezos is partially funding the Lord of the Rings show so at least he's doing something good with his money. Of course he did, Jeff Bezos is the hugest goddamn nerd. If he has a stupid plastic gun on his bedside table like Musky it's gonna be something like a phaser that Patrick Stewart or Shatner held on set. He hired Neal Stephenson to write his space company's strategic vision FFS. E: also click through that McHimbo tweet to see Scott Adams talking about having sex with farm animals, and also comparing female affair partners to farm animals.
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LonesomeCrowdedWest posted:https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/1557717116001742849?s=20&t=YPObAnjkj-3fsQkmGDB32g he's right.
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LonesomeCrowdedWest posted:https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/1557717116001742849?s=20&t=YPObAnjkj-3fsQkmGDB32g So what bullshit is his current avatar meant to represent anyway? Because it's probably not showing which parts of his brain have disintegrated over the last decade like I assume it does.
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LonesomeCrowdedWest posted:https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/1557717116001742849?s=20&t=YPObAnjkj-3fsQkmGDB32g 
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The Saddest Rhino posted:
Scott doesn't have a super smart big brain, he's just suffering from encephalitis.
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I dug this up from another thread, but here's some old-school Elon dipshittery from 2018.Wikipedia posted:In June 2018, Elon Musk revealed a potential feature called "SpaceX option package" for the Roadster.[26] This would add around ten cold gas thrusters to the car to improve maneuverability; it would comprise an electric pump to recharge an air tank used to provide compressed air flowing through propelling nozzles to generate a cold jet thrust. The air tanks, based on "composite overwrapped pressure vessel" (COPV) also used in the Falcon 9 and Falcon Heavy rockets, would replace the back seats. The thrusters would be used to improve cornering, acceleration, top speed, and braking.[27][28][29] Working pressure would be 10,000 psi (700 bar).[30]
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Someone should go check on Dogbert.
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Elviscat posted:I dug this up from another thread, but here's some old-school Elon dipshittery from 2018. that would make the lithium battery explosions all the more impressive
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Herstory Begins Now posted:that would make the lithium battery explosions all the more impressive You beat me to it, but I was going to say it sounds akin to the trigger mechanism for a hydrogen bomb.
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Look, say what you like about the guy but when he's right he's right. I haven't hosed a sow since 1999 when I found that instead of travelling 114km to the nearest pig farm I could just surf the information super-highway.
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CaptainSarcastic posted:You beat me to it, but I was going to say it sounds akin to the trigger mechanism for a hydrogen bomb. i didn't even notice at first that the tanks would replace the back seats lmao yeah the cars would look like a hydrogen bomb went off
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Look, say what you like about the guy but when he's right he's right. I haven't hosed a sow since 1999 when I found that instead of travelling 114km to the nearest pig farm I could just surf the information super-highway. THe internet is a series of tubes (that you can put your dick into)
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Data Graham posted:Hahaha. Hire from legacy car companies? Puh-leeze Don't take this the wrong way but I was a little bit hoping that this story would end with y'all accidentally running afoul of a Tong or similar organization. Glad it didn't though.
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Elviscat posted:I dug this up from another thread, but here's some old-school Elon dipshittery from 2018. Don't mind me, just fusing a bunch of thrusters onto my car like it's Garrysmod
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1618872524036771840?cxt=HHwWgMDQvfj-sfcsAAAA Remember folks, the shining future of transportation is lovely overpriced tunnels that can allow one car at a time.
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captainOrbital posted:I understand wanting to DISRUPT but like jesus just spend five minutes talking to someone who knows the industry. I once had to sit through a talk by a former Netflix CEO. Back when they were in the business of mailing out DVDs the first few months were an absolute shitshow. Hundreds of thousands of customers were complaining about discs being broken on arrival, and even more discs were being mailed back broken. It turned out that nobody at Netflix bothered to find out how the USPS sorts massive amounts of mail each day. The equipment that envelopes pass through works well for paper documents but mangles plastic discs. They had to scrap all their mailing inventory and redo it because nobody thought to put "DO NOT BEND" on the packaging.
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IBroughttheFunk posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1618872524036771840?cxt=HHwWgMDQvfj-sfcsAAAA Like roads but less options, perfect for tesla autopilot. Oops all the Teslas think they are ground level and are slamming into the walls
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smoobles posted:https://twitter.com/BACKWOODSUCKER0/status/1618639633407160322?t=KRa5E6UHHJBRIN-zuMpzUg&s=19 Concerning
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smoobles posted:https://twitter.com/BACKWOODSUCKER0/status/1618639633407160322?t=KRa5E6UHHJBRIN-zuMpzUg&s=19 Flaming trifecta.
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Elviscat posted:I dug this up from another thread, but here's some old-school Elon dipshittery from 2018. never forget noted tech guy marques brownlee fell for this poo poo hook line and sinker Dipshits. The lot of them. 
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Slotducks posted:never forget noted tech guy marques brownlee fell for this poo poo hook line and sinker Guys, I feel like Mr. Tweet is full of poo poo.
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Slotducks posted:never forget noted tech guy marques brownlee fell for this poo poo hook line and sinker lol even if he could make that a reality, no way are those considered street legal. I can't imagine that not tearing up the current poo poo-rear end asphalt and making even more potholes. Also yes let's make a shoddily assembled murder machine super fast, no way would those boosters fire unpredictably! gently caress I'm glad I live in a climate that makes those things impossible for most of the year
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"Our cars are going to fly based off this video game screenshot" "oh gently caress yeah lets buy that stock for a trillion dollars" people are so loving dumb
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