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Real hurthling! posted:gonna buy my own road so i can drive drunk at home legally That's just a driveway I think
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Real hurthling! posted:gonna buy my own road so i can drive drunk at home legally It's probably cheaper to buy your local PD some assault weapons
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whaley posted:if you havent driven high and drunk you havent really lived On the other hand, if you haven't, other people might have lived.
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Real hurthling! posted:gonna buy my own road so i can drive drunk at home legally this probably varies by state, some laws are basically no operation of anything allowed anywhere at any time when intoxicated
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Jan 27, 2023 18:14
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people in some states can get duis for being drunk on lawnmowers or even bikes
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Jan 27, 2023 18:15
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I thought the entire point of riding lawnmowers was to make it easier to drink beer while you're doing it
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cat botherer posted:I thought the entire point of riding lawnmowers was to make it easier to drink beer while you're doing it drinking isnt being intoxicated fwiw
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Jan 27, 2023 18:17
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BonHair posted:Bronx, Queens, Brooklyn and Manhattan at a guess. Or you can get sexually assaulted by a stranger or roofied in public which happens way more often when you don't have a safe way to get home drunk
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Jan 27, 2023 18:17
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exactly, what is this, nazi germany?
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BonHair posted:How does getting home after a night on the town even work in America? Normally, you get the bus/train after buying some lovely fast food, but America only has cars and apparently you can't even buy a burger without a car? let me tell you about drinking and driving https://youtube.com/watch?v=Uhh4nkLpub0
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Jan 27, 2023 18:19
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If I'm ever riding my bike on Friday or Saturday afternoons there are certain roads I avoid because they lead to boat ramps and I have seen some absolutely crazy driving out there that I assume is the result of a day on the lake with a case of beer.
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Jan 27, 2023 18:54
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A Bakers Cousin posted:people in some states can get duis for being drunk on lawnmowers or even bikes That's because they take them on public roads, usually to go buy more beer. If you're just hammered and cutting large circles in your grass, cops won't give a gently caress.
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Jan 27, 2023 19:02
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:That's because they take them on public roads, usually to go buy more beer. If you're just hammered and cutting large circles in your grass, cops won't give a gently caress. the best ones are the Amish youth on rumspringa who get arrested for dui using a horse and buggy
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Jan 27, 2023 19:10
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Arivia posted:the best ones are the Amish youth on rumspringa who get arrested for dui using a horse and buggy Those are good, but not quite "arrested for dui on motorized cooler" good. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/drunken-driving-motorized-beer-cart_n_922552 God bless australia.
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Jan 27, 2023 19:29
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:Those are good, but not quite "arrested for dui on motorized cooler" good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30InBgGhiSo
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Jan 27, 2023 19:40
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Arivia posted:the best ones are the Amish youth on rumspringa who get arrested for dui using a horse and buggy I thought the whole point of a horse is that it can still drive even if you're drunk
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Jan 27, 2023 19:45
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i mean its not even letting an AI drive its just an I
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Jan 27, 2023 19:46
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in my zone dui kicks in if you're even riding a bicycle or doing a horse & carriage. Horses are usually p harnessed up in that situation i guess. the exception is if you're riding a horse, instead of having it pull a vehicle. In that case the horse is probably loose enough and sober enough for it to be fine.
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SniperWoreConverse posted:in my zone dui kicks in if you're even riding a bicycle or doing a horse & carriage. Horses are usually p harnessed up in that situation i guess. You know what, fair
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apologies for posting screenshots of text   
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Both of those posts are very satisfying thank you
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Drunk driving kills one person per million miles on average. Eating in a restaurant during covid has a 1 in 50,000 chance of killing you if you're under 65. All kind of risk metrics are really screwed up now, like how mall Santas now have a more dangerous job than lumberjacks and active-duty troops.
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Jan 27, 2023 20:44
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tokin opposition posted:Or you can get sexually assaulted by a stranger or roofied in public which happens way more often when you don't have a safe way to get home drunk A friend of mine was out with a friend of hers and they got hit on by a creep, and he roofie'd her friend's drink but not hers, and she told me it gave her the weirdest case of disgust and horror mixed with "wow ok, am I not good enough bud??"
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Chamale posted:Drunk driving kills one person per million miles on average. Eating in a restaurant during covid has a 1 in 50,000 chance of killing you if you're under 65. All kind of risk metrics are really screwed up now, like how mall Santas now have a more dangerous job than lumberjacks and active-duty troops. 
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Jan 27, 2023 20:51
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Chamale posted:Drunk driving kills one person per million miles on average. Eating in a restaurant during covid has a 1 in 50,000 chance of killing you if you're under 65. All kind of risk metrics are really screwed up now, like how mall Santas now have a more dangerous job than lumberjacks and active-duty troops. Those aren't comparable at all though they're measuring totally different things 
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A Bakers Cousin posted:i mean its not even letting an AI drive its just an I
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Shame Boy posted:Those aren't comparable at all though they're measuring totally different things How many covid-linked restaurant deaths are there per million miles, then?
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Jan 27, 2023 21:17
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do hours driven vs. hours dined
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Most deaths happen within one mile of an Applebees.
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Shame Boy posted:A friend of mine was out with a friend of hers and they got hit on by a creep, and he roofie'd her friend's drink but not hers, and she told me it gave her the weirdest case of disgust and horror mixed with "wow ok, am I not good enough bud??" When a friend of mine went to university there was a guy in their year who would roofie one or multiple young women every party. Apparently he was a quiet, somewhat likeable guy. At one party a girl started feeling it and her boyfriend took her to her room after announcing he was going to kill any male that opened her door. Eventually they were able to narrow it down to this guy but the university/ cops wouldn’t take action, so a group of guys that included the boyfriends of the women he’d drugged all piled into his room and told him it would be a good idea if he dropped out asap, which he did.
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SniperWoreConverse posted:in my zone dui kicks in if you're even riding a bicycle or doing a horse & carriage. Horses are usually p harnessed up in that situation i guess. what if the horse is drunk but your sober?
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Jan 27, 2023 22:08
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Show me the law that says a horse cant be drunk
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The Nastier Nate posted:what if the horse is drunk but your sober? that horse ain't operating no vehicle.
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I visited a ranch once and one of the stable hands was just popping beers and setting them in front of a horse that would grab them with his teeth and chug them. horse drank a six pack in like a minute.
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Jan 27, 2023 22:33
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"OFficer I AM A FREE HORSE ON THE LAND-" **gets tased**
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RandolphCarter posted:I visited a ranch once and one of the stable hands was just popping beers and setting them in front of a horse that would grab them with his teeth and chug them. horse drank a six pack in like a minute. lol why
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Dustcat posted:lol why can’t remember, it was almost 30 years ago.
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should’ve said he was thirsty god damnit
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you ever hear the phrase "piss like a horse"? now you know where it comes from
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