The Cursed Images Thread: A Dilbert themed ethics game created by Lockheed Martin

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Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

# ? Jan 27, 2023 21:06

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# ? May 30, 2024 07:34

Dr. Quarex: Apr 18, 2003; I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

I sound different now, Morty! I'm Different Riiiiick!

# ? Jan 27, 2023 21:07

`Nemesis: Dec 30, 2000; railroad graffiti

TotalLossBrain posted:

https://youtube.com/shorts/8w4-u-5YmlQ?feature=share
You may not like it but this what the peak cowboy warrior physique looks like

is that the dinner bell i hear?

# ? Jan 27, 2023 21:47

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

dog nougat posted:

I had to see this, now all you do too.

Zaddy Pringle gonna Crash that Bandicoosy.

# ? Jan 28, 2023 00:01

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Is gooning jerking off in your custom porn watching gooncave?

# ? Jan 28, 2023 00:08

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Snowy posted:

Is gooning jerking off in your custom porn watching gooncave?

If gooning is wrong� well too late I�ve been a goon for 20 years.

# ? Jan 28, 2023 02:21

Ornamental Dingbat: Feb 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/JacanaJones/status/1618864660845056001?s=20

# ? Jan 28, 2023 03:15

Waffle!: Aug 6, 2004; I Feel Pretty!

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

https://twitter.com/JacanaJones/status/1618864660845056001?s=20

Blessed. Good birb.

# ? Jan 28, 2023 03:23

Spazzle: Jul 5, 2003

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

https://twitter.com/JacanaJones/status/1618864660845056001?s=20

Owlbino

# ? Jan 28, 2023 07:14

Frank Frank: Jun 13, 2001; Mirrored

McGavin posted:

I wish I was a Bacon Wizard.

The baconmancer lives a life fraught with danger

# ? Jan 28, 2023 07:19

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Flakey posted:

I'm just gonna go ahead and say I'm so happy this guy wears a muffler. More should do that.

# ? Jan 28, 2023 08:26

OMFG FURRY: Jul 10, 2006; [snarky comment]

Snowy posted:

Is gooning jerking off in your custom porn watching gooncave?

Specifically not finishing for hours while jerking/jilling

# ? Jan 28, 2023 09:22

Wilkins Micawber: Jan 27, 2005; as we leave this existence
looking for another; Fallen Rib

A picture of the last bit of magic leaving our dead gay earth. Truly cursed

# ? Jan 28, 2023 09:22

Liquid Chicken: Jan 25, 2005; GOOP

# ? Jan 28, 2023 15:07

LookieLoo: Feb 10, 2011

OMFG FURRY posted:

Specifically not finishing for hours while jerking/jilling

Wilkins Micawber posted:

A picture of the last bit of magic leaving our dead gay earth. Truly cursed

# ? Jan 28, 2023 15:43

Flakey: Apr 30, 2009; There's no need to speak. You must only concentrate and recall all your past life. When a man thinks of the past, he becomes kinder.

Karate Bastard posted:

I'm just gonna go ahead and say I'm so happy this guy wears a muffler. More should do that.

Every dystopian cloud has its silver lining.

# ? Jan 28, 2023 15:51

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

# ? Jan 28, 2023 18:59

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Cartoon Man posted:

It would be nice if MS built an operating system that didn't hang.

# ? Jan 28, 2023 19:05

Vakal: May 11, 2008

Cartoon Man posted:

Good old VGA. Let's see you pull this off with a HDMI cable.

# ? Jan 28, 2023 19:08

TotalLossBrain: Oct 20, 2010; Hier graben!

Oh it'll pull off alright

# ? Jan 28, 2023 19:10

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Wanna reboot the system with a kick.

# ? Jan 29, 2023 08:08

Radio Paranoia: Jun 27, 2010; It is now safe to turn off your computer.

DO NOT UNPLUG!

# ? Jan 29, 2023 10:39

Mustached5thGrader: Oct 1, 2011; My mother won't let me grow a goatee.

Delzuma posted:

I am just now hearing about gooning�. And I don�t like it.

Why do those boobs seem British

# ? Jan 29, 2023 12:13

madeintaipei: Jul 13, 2012

Mustached5thGrader posted:

Why do those boobs seem British

W-which ones?

# ? Jan 29, 2023 12:39

Detheros: Apr 11, 2010; I want to die.

Mustached5thGrader posted:

Why do those boobs seem British

Thread title

# ? Jan 29, 2023 13:05

Lt. Cock: May 28, 2005; INCOMING!

Gooning is jerking yourself off into hyperspace I just looked it up

They do look British idk why but they do

# ? Jan 29, 2023 15:16

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Call for the female body inspector!

# ? Jan 29, 2023 15:26

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Mustached5thGrader posted:

The Cursed Images Thread: Why do those boobs seem British

# ? Jan 29, 2023 15:26

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

The Big Book of Big British Boobs

# ? Jan 29, 2023 15:26

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Great Boob #46:
Lord Horatio Nelson.
Getting shot with a musket, on a ship! Oh what a blunder!

# ? Jan 29, 2023 15:35

Railing Kill: Nov 14, 2008; You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

By popular demand posted:

Great Boob #46:
Lord Horatio Nelson.
Getting shot with a musket, on a ship! Oh what a blunder!

10/10 Smokeshow Lord Nelson (the smoke is in the gunshot wound)

# ? Jan 29, 2023 15:38

Radio Paranoia: Jun 27, 2010; It is now safe to turn off your computer.

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

The Big Book of Big British Boobs

That's just the Daily Mail.

# ? Jan 29, 2023 15:49

Neurophonic: May 2, 2009

Lt. Cock posted:

Gooning is jerking yourself off into hyperspace I just looked it up

They do look British idk why but they do

As a British person, I concur.

# ? Jan 29, 2023 16:12

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

must be the spray tan

unless they can go to spain or Ayia Napa they can't get it naturally

# ? Jan 29, 2023 16:19

AndreTheGiantBoned: Oct 28, 2010

Mustached5thGrader posted:

Why do those boobs seem British

I think that it is the combination of huge artificial jugs w/ keeping the thong on

# ? Jan 29, 2023 16:24

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

Lt. Cock posted:

Gooning is jerking yourself off into hyperspace I just looked it up

They do look British idk why but they do

it's a little stranger than that in that the fetish seems to mostly be based around getting off feeling like a bad and worthless person for watching so much porn

# ? Jan 29, 2023 16:28

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Gooning also seems like it's very specifically about obsessing over bimbo type women.

# ? Jan 29, 2023 16:35

ZixTheYeti: Jul 12, 2005; Hellarious!

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

The Big Book of Big British Boobs

It also features a picture of Charles in it.

# ? Jan 29, 2023 17:13

Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

Mozi posted:

it's a little stranger than that in that the fetish seems to mostly be based around getting off feeling like a bad and worthless person for watching so much porn

Yeah it�s partially a weird humiliation fetish, partially porn addiction. Less weird than findom though

# ? Jan 29, 2023 17:17

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# ? May 30, 2024 07:34

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Judging by the amount of computing power in that Porncave(tm) it might be as expensive.

# ? Jan 29, 2023 17:30

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