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The only acceptable use of butter on a sandwich is on the outside for toasting purposes.
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cynic posted:The UI is utter trash and things like not remembering sort orders in epics is incredibly annoying. Our company has absorbed so many other companies and we've just mashed all the jiras together and we have 6 different Todo statuses and about 250 different ticket fields including some in Polish. Before things like JIRA were around, I once had a conversation with my (insane) boss something like this: "We've got loads of bugs to deal with and you keep adding new features. We really, really need to use something like Bugzilla to keep track of things or a lot of stuff will be forgotten or never finished." "It's fine, don't worry. I've got everything we need written down on Post-Its." His office was in America and all the developers were in the UK. Everything was managed by him phoning us at random times of the day (I don't think he understood timezones) and yelling at us to drop everything and work on the new magical feature he'd dreamed up in a cocaine haze.
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Jan 27, 2023 19:48
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Bugzilla v Jira would be a great 80s monster movie. Today it's straight up horror
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Jan 27, 2023 19:51
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Outrail posted:The only acceptable use of butter on a sandwich is on the outside for toasting purposes. When we would go on an 8 hour road trip to visit my dad's family in Pennylvania, my grandma would make sandwiches for us to eat on the road on the day we left and for some reason, she always used butter instead of mayo or Miracle Whip. Ham, American cheese, white bread, and butter. I don't remember them ever being bad but every time they got pulled out of the cooler I remember the wave of... weirdness that would wash over me. Maybe it was also because I'd spend most of those car rides sleeping or thoroughly zoned out watching scenery while my Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cassette gets progressively slower and deeper because I'd drained the batteries from near constant use, and suddenly this butter sandwich would get thrust into my face. Cthulu Carl fucked around with this message at 20:33 on Jan 27, 2023 |
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Jan 27, 2023 20:19
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I grew up in Germany and butter is all people put on sandwiches*. I didn't see people using Mayo on a sandwich until I visited the US. *It's possible I was extremely sheltered but idk
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Jan 27, 2023 20:23
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Dutch here and for me it was and is margarine or butter, but usually margarine.
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Jan 27, 2023 20:26
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Dance Officer posted:Dutch here and for me it was and is margarine or butter, but usually margarine. what the gently caress
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Jan 27, 2023 20:37
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If you're going to complain--again--that I don't spend enough of my time doing your job, why would you do it on a day where I have spent six hours processing invoices and doing deposit reconciliations, and you have spent six hours assembling a Valentine's tree1 to put in the window of your cubicle and complaining that you should get to go home because there aren't any customers? 1It's a little LED light-up tree that she covered in paper and foam hearts she bought at the dollar store.2 2She is aware that this isn't a thing, but is very insistent that it should be a thing.
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Jan 27, 2023 20:39
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Everett False posted:If you're going to complain--again--that I don't spend enough of my time doing your job, why would you do it on a day where I have spent six hours processing invoices and doing deposit reconciliations, and you have spent six hours assembling a Valentine's tree1 to put in the window of your cubicle and complaining that you should get to go home because there aren't any customers? I'm just going to write down here on your performance review that you don't contribute towards improving office morale and have difficulty getting along with your fellow employees.
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Jan 27, 2023 20:43
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Dance Officer posted:Dutch here and for me it was and is margarine or butter, but usually margarine. 3rd world right there although butter is like 10€/kg nowadays 
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Jan 27, 2023 21:30
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Spiral continues at my workplace. Lead engineer quit and today is his last day. He offered to put in a good word for me at Los Alamos National Laboratory but my wife won't relocate and also eww New Mexico. The writing has never been more on the wall. Been talking to recruiters and sending out applications left and right. Might have a shot at a sweet place 10 minutes from home with a $25k raise, fingers crossed. $15 mil bridge funding that was supposed to materialize in September has yet to arrive. They're probably banking on a buyout at this point, but any investor that isn't the resigned CEO's golfing buddy is going to do their Due Diligence, at which point they'll realize that all we have are some pretty pictures, a publicity stunt small-scale prototype that doesn't work, and a few licensed NASA patents. Everyone is pretending its all fine and everything is according to plan.
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Jan 27, 2023 21:45
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National Labs are hiring because they lost a lot of people in the past two years and are continuing to do so lol. The lab I worked for gave me a 4% raise after last year's performance review. This made me mad and 2 months later I was out the door for a 53% raise in private industry. I know lots of senior colleagues did the same.
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Jan 27, 2023 21:50
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TotalLossBrain posted:National Labs are hiring because they lost a lot of people in the past two years and are continuing to do so lol. And our former lead engineer was one of them. I guess the national labs are like most companies in that you gotta leave and come back a year or two later to make any real money.
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Jan 27, 2023 21:52
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IME, the pay is always below private industry unless you are very good at bringing in funding
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Jan 27, 2023 21:54
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Dance Officer posted:Dutch here and for me it was and is margarine or butter, but usually margarine. I (American) never saw margarine used as sandwich spread until moving in with my Canadian now-husband.
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Jan 27, 2023 22:53
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What else is margarine for, if not spreading on bread? I wouldn't bake or fry with it, but it does work well on bread underneath something dry, like sliced sausage or cheese.
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Jan 27, 2023 23:31
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I thought margarine was developed almost solely to replace butter as a sandwich spread.
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Jan 27, 2023 23:33
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Computer viking posted:What else is margarine for, if not spreading on bread? I wouldn't bake or fry with it, but it does work well on bread underneath something dry, like sliced sausage or cheese. It was developed as a replacement for butter but it's only good as gently caress lube or smearing on windows
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Jan 27, 2023 23:45
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Mayonnaise as a sandwich spread is uniquely American I think It’s also loving gross, why would you want mayo on every sandwich
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Jan 27, 2023 23:47
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History Comes Inside! posted:Mayonnaise as a sandwich spread is uniquely American I think It's salty and fatty but spreads more easily than butter? It also has acidic notes and makes a good accompaniment to many meats and veggies. Butter is missing the tanginess. They both have their users.
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Jan 27, 2023 23:50
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Pyrtanis posted:I (American) never saw margarine used as sandwich spread until moving in with my Canadian now-husband. I (UK) have never seen mayonnaise used as a sandwich spread and am not convinced that it's not just a bit Americans are doing Like what the gently caress
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Jan 27, 2023 23:59
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History Comes Inside! posted:Mayonnaise as a sandwich spread is uniquely American I think It is not, and Japan loves mayonnaise on sandwiches like you wouldn't believe.
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Jan 28, 2023 00:00
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You can put mayonnaise in a sandwich as an ingredient, sure. Ham and cheese with a little mayo, banging. But you don’t spread it on the bread like some kind of animal.Barudak posted:It is not, and Japan loves mayonnaise on sandwiches like you wouldn't believe. I had a burger in Tokyo somewhere that was 50% mayo by volume, I could believe it.
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Jan 28, 2023 00:08
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Mayo is just unflavored aioli.
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Jan 28, 2023 00:13
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Lotta downtime at the mayo and margarine factory
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Jan 28, 2023 00:16
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I may have seen The Whole Nine Yards a few too many times to immediately think of Bruce Willis’ character in that movie. Someone involved with creating that movie had a thing against mayo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYzOFfl2c-M
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Jan 28, 2023 00:21
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Barudak posted:It is not, and Japan loves mayonnaise on sandwiches like you wouldn't believe. paging Escape From Noise for input
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Jan 28, 2023 00:29
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Pyrtanis posted:paging Escape From Noise for input Oh, he's absolutely right. They put mayo on like... everything. And serve it with everything. I've gotten it with fried dried squid even.
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Jan 28, 2023 01:39
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Super Waffle posted:Spiral continues at my workplace. Lead engineer quit and today is his last day. He offered to put in a good word for me at Los Alamos National Laboratory but my wife won't relocate and also eww New Mexico. Hey, buddy! I grew up in Santa Fe and...I absolutely get it.
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Jan 28, 2023 01:40
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Escape From Noise posted:Oh, he's absolutely right. They put mayo on like... everything. And serve it with everything. I've gotten it with fried dried squid even. Yeah, but Japanese mayo is different from US mayo. They use only egg yolks and blended vinegar, while US mayo uses whole eggs and white vinegar.
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Jan 28, 2023 02:17
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The last mayo derail in the Anti food porn thread earned the whole thread a mod challenge of making mayo. That was an A+ derail.
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Jan 28, 2023 02:22
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History Comes Inside! posted:You can put mayonnaise in a sandwich as an ingredient, sure. Ham and cheese with a little mayo, banging. But you don’t spread it on the bread like some kind of animal. i have no idea wtf you mean. how else would you put it on the sandwich other than spreading it on the bread???
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Jan 28, 2023 02:31
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Huh, I actually have everything I'd need to make a decent mayo at hand. Maybe I should find an excuse tomorrow?
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Jan 28, 2023 02:31
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Gnossiennes posted:i have no idea wtf you mean. how else would you put it on the sandwich other than spreading it on the bread??? Seriously? You put it on the bread wtf 
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Jan 28, 2023 02:35
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I helped with a security audit for a client today, and I pointed out the big red flags that client’s CEO had neither MFA enabled nor had changed his password since 2014. “He’s too smart to get hacked.” What about all those breaches where someone may have gotten his information without his knowledge?  “TOO. SMART.” I am recommending we drop this client as a liability.
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Jan 28, 2023 03:05
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Escape From Noise posted:Oh, he's absolutely right. They put mayo on like... everything. And serve it with everything. I've gotten it with fried dried squid even. https://youtu.be/kLPpQ29bL-c
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Jan 28, 2023 03:06
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McGavin posted:Yeah, but Japanese mayo is different from US mayo. They use only egg yolks and blended vinegar, while US mayo uses whole eggs and white vinegar. It should be noted that Kewpie mayo has 5 times the cholesterol of the mayo Americans eat. It is in everything and impressively bad for you.
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Jan 28, 2023 04:05
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Remulak posted:Japanese Mayonnaise Restaurant, watch to the end Mayonnaise Milkshake Pretty sure I've passed by that place.
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Jan 28, 2023 04:36
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Barudak posted:It should be noted that Kewpie mayo has 5 times the cholesterol of the mayo Americans eat. It is in everything and impressively bad for you. cholesterol in food != cholesterol in blood. Also, kewpie is delicious which counteracts cholesterol.
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Jan 28, 2023 05:18
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FreshFeesh posted:I helped with a security audit for a client today, and I pointed out the big red flags that client’s CEO had neither MFA enabled nor had changed his password since 2014. Sounds like you've found an easy ticket out of your job.
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