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Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

I'm constantly amazed by the type of crashes that people can walk away from nowadays:

https://twitter.com/ohshidt/status/1619132272246145024?s=20

BMW X5. The driver said that they were on the way to Circle K for donuts. :2bong:

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Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

wesleywillis posted:

Is a shawarma like the middle eastern equivalent of a sub/hoagie/grinder here in north Americastan?

It's in the döner kebab/gyro/al pastor family, so meat sliced off a cylinder of spiced meat rotating in front of (or over, I guess) a grill.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Döner is just the Steak-Ums of the Middle East

Prove me wrong

Turpitude
Oct 13, 2004

Love love love

be an organ donor
Soiled Meat

All i'm saying is that if you start introducing the cockroach/millworm protein bit by bit, no one will notice, and pretty soon the porcine americans will be gobbling up 75-99% bugmeat in their burgers and not notice at all

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Turpitude posted:

...porcine americans will be gobbling up 75-99% bugmeat in their burgers and not notice at all
You saying they're not already?

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

Scratch Monkey posted:

Döner is just the Steak-Ums of the Middle East

Prove me wrong

Doner is garbage they feed to drunk white people. A good shawarma doesn’t look like a log of compressed particle board

The Wiggly Wizard
Aug 21, 2008


https://www.instagram.com/reel/Ck0vUMIIDXT

Log splitting machine with disinterested operator, worth a click imo

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all

I actually bought one of these like a week ago, it arrives tomorrow. Will report back to the thread.

I have a bunch of low-power wallwarts and whatnot that I need to feed so it shouldn't melt/blow breakers/etc, but who kows!

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

The Management posted:

Doner is garbage they feed to drunk white people. A good shawarma doesn’t look like a log of compressed particle board

wow these two things that aren't the same are different to each other

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

Turpitude posted:

All i'm saying is that if you start introducing the cockroach/millworm protein bit by bit, no one will notice, and pretty soon the porcine americans will be gobbling up 75-99% bugmeat in their burgers and not notice at all

I mean, as long as it still tastes good, isn't poisonous and retains the usual texture, I see no issue eating bugs. I'm entirely on board with the 99% Bugmeat Burger as long as it's delicious.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


The Management posted:

Doner is garbage they feed to drunk white people. A good shawarma doesn’t look like a log of compressed particle board

Spoken like someone who's never had proper döner.

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

PurpleXVI posted:

I mean, as long as it still tastes good, isn't poisonous and retains the usual texture, I see no issue eating bugs. I'm entirely on board with the 99% Bugmeat Burger as long as it's delicious.
Mmmm... I'll have my bugger with cheese....

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
I don't always say "holy fuckin' poo poo" when I watch one of these videos but I said it for this one.

https://twitter.com/ohshidt/status/1619205682888318978?s=20&t=I-XLS1hjnT4fucgKLKPe-Q

https://twitter.com/automythopoeia/status/1619302269643788292?s=20&t=I-XLS1hjnT4fucgKLKPe-Q

EDIT: I can't stop replaying it and laughing.

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Dick Trauma posted:

I don't always say "holy fuckin' poo poo" when I watch one of these videos but I said it for this one.

https://twitter.com/ohshidt/status/1619205682888318978?s=20&t=I-XLS1hjnT4fucgKLKPe-Q

https://twitter.com/automythopoeia/status/1619302269643788292?s=20&t=I-XLS1hjnT4fucgKLKPe-Q

EDIT: I can't stop replaying it and laughing.

at first I thought "ha that is a super dangerous machine and people have been throwing trash into that weir..HOLY gently caress

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


https://i.imgur.com/DE8R6c3.mp4

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


https://i.imgur.com/AQbOsnj.mp4

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




You're gonna need a bigger bucket.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
we're going to need more buckets

oh god drat it

well maybe we're both right

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
That company is moving over to Waterfall for project management, there may be a few kinks to work out at first.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Döner haters are:

1) wrong
2) stupid
3) smelly
4) huge jerks

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

Turpitude posted:

All i'm saying is that if you start introducing the cockroach/millworm protein bit by bit, no one will notice, and pretty soon the porcine americans will be gobbling up 75-99% bugmeat in their burgers and not notice at all

Chapulines taste amazing and are fairly popular already.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



https://i.imgur.com/rfwMTjZ.mp4

Doll House Ghost
Jun 18, 2011



Mustang posted:

Do people not need to piss during the day??? Baffled why such a bizarre machine needs to exist.

As someone who lived for 10 years in a bar district: During the week, the four public toilets around my neighbourhood were plenty. On Fridays and Saturdays they were not, as the suburban piss gremlins flocked the area and had no shame in pissing absolutely everywhere after a few beers. They didn't live in the area, so they had no incentive to walk or queue to the public toilet. Descending urinals would have been great.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


Why not just drive the truck closer to that light?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/2UhPZUY.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/kgjOz3o.mp4

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/uVjNpjc.gifv

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

If it's OSHA and it works, it's not OSHA. :colbert:

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
https://i.imgur.com/IhgFrV5.mp4

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008





Seafoam. It will run much better afterwards.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


I got so invested on waiting for flames to start being visible, I didn't notice how long the clip is was about a minute in was like "Geeze, how many helicopters are they landing?"

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/vF3zRFb.mp4

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.



I don’t know, still seems like it might be worth checking out

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


I bet that’s where they store all the horny naked people that would have sex with you.

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost

Love how this kid's reaction quickly transitions from confusion to fear to "holy poo poo that was awesome!"

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

Those have to make a very loud fart noise when they work properly, right?

Xerol
Jan 13, 2007



I was wondering what was on the other side of this door near my office.

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

withak posted:

Those have to make a very loud fart noise when they work properly, right?
Tow truck drivers? Hell, I'd imagine so.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


withak posted:

Those have to make a very loud fart noise when they work properly, right?

yeah, you can hear it if you turn up the audio a bit

https://i.imgur.com/V1XRUWG.mp4

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Lake of Methane
Oct 29, 2011

Capt.Whorebags posted:

If you're travelling in Western Australia, be sure to check your tyres for a spicy boi:

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-01-27/radioactive-capsule-lost-in-wa-emergency-public-health-warning/101901472

https://twitter.com/d_a_swafford/status/1619526224254210048

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