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Dustcat posted:lol why
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Chamale posted:Drunk driving kills one person per million miles on average. I’d definitely sober up before I made it a million miles.
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emf posted:you ever hear the phrase "piss like a horse"?
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The Nastier Nate posted:what if the horse is drunk but your sober? You gonna give a horse a breathalyzer
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Don't horses have, like, super-livers? Isn't that why they use them to make antivenin?
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McCracAttack posted:If I'm ever riding my bike on Friday or Saturday afternoons there are certain roads I avoid because they lead to boat ramps and I have seen some absolutely crazy driving out there that I assume is the result of a day on the lake with a case of beer. The type of people who own boats most are upper middle class white men. Aka the demographic that's most likely to make an example of pedestrians or cyclists by grinding them into a fine paste for fun
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Ham Equity posted:Don't horses have, like, super-livers? Isn't that why they use them to make antivenin? i've since googled giving horses beer and apparently they make a ton of enzymes that break down alcohol since it's part of the process of digesting their normal diet apparently a horse can be killed by six kilograms of ethanol, which i think is about three handles of everclear, so cheers, horses! 
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yeah theres no way man kind hasnt been getting drunk and giving their horses beer since we started hanging out
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I just want a horse I can drink with I'll name him Incitatus
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So it turns out the reason for the long face is that he had to reverse mortgage the whole stable just to get drunk
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Milo and POTUS posted:The type of people who own boats most are upper middle class white men. Aka the demographic that's most likely to make an example of pedestrians or cyclists by grinding them into a fine paste for fun excuse me upper middle class white men who drive trucks or massive SUVs the worst, most road raging assholes in existence
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You ever seen someone nearly lose control peeling out of a wendys parking lot at 3 pm on a tuesday? You can generally guess the demographic
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Milo and POTUS posted:You ever seen someone nearly lose control peeling out of a wendys parking lot at 3 pm on a tuesday? You can generally guess the demographic ah hamburglars
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Dustcat posted:ah racist
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Milo and POTUS posted:You ever seen someone nearly lose control peeling out of a wendys parking lot at 3 pm on a tuesday? You can generally guess the demographic unless baconator enthusiast is a demographic i actually cant guess it
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Ham Equity posted:Don't horses have, like, super-livers? Isn't that why they use them to make antivenin? I think horse piss is also a source of estrogen. Like, you can transition from male to female by drinking horse (mare?) piss.
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All female mammals have estrogen in their piss, horses were the animal of choice for extracting estrogen because they have a lot of piss.
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A Bakers Cousin posted:yeah theres no way man kind hasnt been getting drunk and giving their horses beer since we started hanging out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1JOFhfoAD4&t=153s you can ignore the rest of the stuff about the serial killer or whatever but the short story is that they're drinking whiskey but also ordering beer for the horses. christmas boots has issued a correction as of 08:53 on Jan 28, 2023 |
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Chamale posted:All female mammals have estrogen in their piss, horses were the animal of choice for extracting estrogen because they have a lot of piss. Wow chamale you're really knowledgeable about drinking piss!
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Milo and POTUS posted:Wow chamale you're really knowledgeable about drinking piss! they spent a lot of time down that well
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piss is sterile and generally was extremely useful in several industries like dye&textile for example. joking about piss is reactionary
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piss is the least you need to worry about when shaking a cis man's hand
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Antonymous posted:piss is sterile No it's not
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Antonymous posted:piss is sterile and generally was extremely useful in several industries like dye&textile for example. Is your junk sterile? If not your piss certainly isn't
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Failed Imagineer posted:No it's not probably got plastic in it nowadays tho
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FFT posted:it's pretty sterile unless an infection or infections are involved No it isn't, you'll have a healthy accumulation of microflora at the outer end of your urethra, regardless of how UTI-free the rest is. It won't be anything much to worry about, but it's by no means sterile
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Failed Imagineer posted:No it isn't, you'll have a healthy accumulation of microflora at the outer end of your urethra, regardless of how UTI-free the rest is. It won't be anything much to worry about, but it's by no means sterile Speak for yourself, bud. I've got megaflora! 
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Antonymous posted:piss is sterile and generally was extremely useful in several industries like dye&textile for example. I have it on good authority that STALIN joked about piss all the time
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Urine is more sterile
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Failed Imagineer posted:No it isn't, you'll have a healthy accumulation of microflora at the outer end of your urethra, regardless of how UTI-free the rest is. It won't be anything much to worry about, but it's by no means sterile Look at this nerd who doesn't sound their horse with disinfectant before drinking her piss.
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FFT posted:it's pretty sterile unless an infection or infections are involved Sterile is a binary, "pretty sterile" doesn't exist.
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Milo and POTUS posted:Wow chamale you're really knowledgeable about drinking piss! no you don’t drink it they sterilize it and compress it into pills. the most common one, Premarin (for PREgnant MARe uRINe) is literally the red pill in the matrix
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Chamale posted:All female mammals have estrogen in their piss, horses were the animal of choice for extracting estrogen because they have a lot of piss. I bet someone could clean up harvesting elephant piss
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Orange Devil posted:Sterile is a binary, "pretty sterile" doesn't exist. Also not true in practice, actual sterility testing will have limits of quantitation in terms of TOC or cfu/ml or something.
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Orange Devil posted:Sterile is a binary, "pretty sterile" doesn't exist. or that's not a useful definition of sterility in this context
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most of space is
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The Nastier Nate posted:I bet someone could clean up harvesting elephant piss Elephants will kick your rear end for approaching their sacred urinal grounds
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someone make this but with piss plz https://youtu.be/yuKxLw8BNgk
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Failed Imagineer posted:Also not true in practice, actual sterility testing will have limits of quantitation in terms of TOC or cfu/ml or something. Nobody cares about practice.
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