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Jan 29, 2023 08:00
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Despite some of my posting I don't think I'm a violent or cruel person but man I wish I could see Elon in real life and just... heckle him Real juvenile poo poo, like mocking him for being such a dweeb, belittling his companies, whatever I just know for a genuine fact that the stupidest little comments delivered to him personally will rattle around in his braincage for months, especially delivered from one of those NPCs in his simulation who are supposed to love him
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Jan 29, 2023 08:08
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I just took an Uber home from the bar. I didn't think to check the type of car that was taking me home. I learned in the middle of the ride it was a Tesla. I was drunk and staring out the window until I wondered why this car was making so many jerky sudden movements on the interstate. Turns out the "driver" had his hands in his jacket pockets the whole time. I told him I'd report him if he took his hands off the wheel once more. Literally 30 seconds later he had his phone in his hands while he let FSD take care of the rest of the trip. I reported him, but I don't think Uber or Lyft will care until there is an egregious death that can be linked to them.
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Jan 29, 2023 08:59
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bobjr posted:https://twitter.com/mattbinder/status/1619479445169115141?s=46&t=X1qfR9zdJcsgqQTfX44NZw 
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Jan 29, 2023 09:03
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grittyreboot posted:it was a Tesla. I was drunk Risky to be in a Tesla with alcohol in your system. You'll combust even faster
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Jan 29, 2023 09:58
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Songbearer posted:Risky to be in a Tesla with alcohol in your system. You'll combust even faster if you're gonna die anyway isn't that a good thing
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Jan 29, 2023 10:19
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nine-gear crow posted:And so rather than delete the offending tweet like a big boy, the pear-shaped quarter man has gone the Jordan Peterson route of "I will literally die before I delete the tweet. also please give me my twitter account back Daddy, please, I beg you, please, pleeeeeeease I just want to make sure everyone knows that after stoically standing his ground for like a day and a half, Jorp did delete the offending tweet and then immediately reposted it as a screenshot like a proud five-year-old who has just come up with the idea of rules-lawyering and thinks they're bulletproof. He went on a tweeting spree until mods woke up and immediately banned him for real, which he remained until Musk rode in. The one-sentence summary falsely presents Jordan B Peterson as being capable of taking a principled stand, which, lol, lmao
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Jan 29, 2023 11:37
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:It's fun to think that Bjork almost married Goldie. Let goldie run twitter
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Jan 29, 2023 12:50
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grittyreboot posted:I reported him, but I don't think Uber or Lyft will care until there is an egregious death that can be linked to them. Following their past business model, they'll just strong-arm municipalities into legalizing murder.
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Jan 29, 2023 13:47
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DominoKitten posted:Yes. You see, when not white people do that whole baby daddy thing, it’s a sign of degenerate crumbling values. But when rich white people do it, it’s saving Western civilization from decline. What about when goons do it
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Jan 29, 2023 14:26
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It's considered a mercy on the child to keep the goon parent as far away as possible
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Jan 29, 2023 14:59
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:but Elon and Grimes are very, very white El;om is African-American, and she's some kind of faerie thing from the enchanted realms-American
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Jan 29, 2023 15:49
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Jan 29, 2023 15:51
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ymgve posted:dude at least use a picture of goldie from back in 1996 when bjork was dating him Ya man made some decent drum n bass back in da day innit fam.
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Jan 29, 2023 16:24
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ymgve posted:dude at least use a picture of goldie from back in 1996 when bjork was dating him I mean, that _is_ what he looked like when she was dating him.  Goldie/Bjork was the indie music equivalent to Lyle Lovett/Julie Roberts. It made no sense at the time. Autechresaint fucked around with this message at 18:00 on Jan 29, 2023 |
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Jan 29, 2023 16:44
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He plays the guy who recognizes Bricktop in Snatch
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Jan 29, 2023 17:15
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...! posted:What about when goons do it This would presume goons are capable of getting out and getting down not just once but multiple times. Ain’t seeing it.
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Jan 29, 2023 18:10
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nine-gear crow posted:Isn't it $11? I've seen some people posting "gently caress you Elonk, I'm dropping Twitter Blue you traitor!" and showing the cancellation screen as "proof" and it says like $11.99 on it. The thing that's being suppressed is screenshots from a music video that Eliza Bleu was in. The video is freely available on YouTube but she's threatening lawsuits over the screenshots. Oh yeah, Eliza Bleu is a terf grifter who claims to be an anti-trafficking advocate whose only discernable "activism" is poo poo posting on Twitter and accusing people she doesn't like of being pedos.
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Jan 29, 2023 19:07
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Edmund Sparkler posted:The thing that's being suppressed is screenshots from a music video that Eliza Bleu was in. The video is freely available on YouTube but she's threatening lawsuits over the screenshots. Oh yeah, Eliza Bleu is a terf grifter who claims to be an anti-trafficking advocate whose only discernable "activism" is poo poo posting on Twitter and accusing people she doesn't like of being pedos. I can see why Elon likes her then.
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Jan 29, 2023 19:11
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Edmund Sparkler posted:The thing that's being suppressed is screenshots from a music video that Eliza Bleu was in. The video is freely available on YouTube but she's threatening lawsuits over the screenshots. Oh yeah, Eliza Bleu is a terf grifter who claims to be an anti-trafficking advocate whose only discernable "activism" is poo poo posting on Twitter and accusing people she doesn't like of being pedos. FYI the video is no longer freely available on YouTube. It was taken down by a copyright claim.
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Jan 29, 2023 19:20
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:Also King Charles owns all the swans in Brittan. His mom was cool, but, I wouldn't gently caress around with his swans Who inherited the corgies?
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Jan 29, 2023 19:23
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Machai posted:Who inherited the corgies? The pelicans.
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Jan 29, 2023 19:24
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ben shapino posted:FYI the video is no longer freely available on YouTube. It was taken down by a copyright claim. Ah, ok. I guess I'm behind on this drama.
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Jan 29, 2023 19:31
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Machai posted:Who inherited the corgies? She didn't have them buried alive with her?
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Jan 29, 2023 19:44
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Outrail posted:She didn't have them buried alive with her? That would be horribly cruel. She had them put down first and then buried with her.
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Jan 29, 2023 19:51
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fergie took the corgies, which was nice of her given how badly she was treated.
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Jan 29, 2023 19:59
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AvesPKS posted:He plays the guy who recognizes Bricktop in Snatch "I cree-ate the bodies, I don't ee-raze the bodies!"
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Jan 29, 2023 20:03
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learnincurve posted:fergie took the corgies, which was nice of her given how badly she was treated. to be fair if i had a bunch of money and someone was like "hey you want all these corgis" I'd also say yes. i don't give a poo poo whose they were
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Jan 29, 2023 20:28
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learnincurve posted:fergie took the corgies, which was nice of her given how badly she was treated. Well, in the queens defence she was a meth head that pissed her pants on stage
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Jan 29, 2023 20:31
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Machai posted:Who inherited the corgies? what am I the pope? how the hell should I know
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Jan 29, 2023 21:48
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learnincurve posted:fergie took the corgies, which was nice of her given how badly she was treated. By the corgies?
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Jan 29, 2023 21:52
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ymgve posted:dude at least use a picture of goldie from back in 1996 when bjork was dating him no this was funnier to me. edit: to be clear, goldie is blessed. he's also goofy which is cool, too.
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Jan 29, 2023 21:55
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My Spirit Otter posted:Well, in the queens defence she was a meth head that pissed her pants on stage I think you might be confusing the Black Eyed Peas with the British Royal family
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Jan 29, 2023 21:55
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I think you might be confusing the Black Eyed Peas with the British Royal family lmao
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Jan 29, 2023 21:56
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Prince will.i.am
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Jan 29, 2023 22:01
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Goldie's done some fun stuff with a full symphony orchestra.
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Jan 29, 2023 22:06
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I think you might be confusing the Black Eyed Peas with the British Royal family Is there really that much difference? Both have destroyed entire cultures in the pursuit of wealth and power while actively, aggressively even, pissing themselves.
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Jan 29, 2023 22:12
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Elon Musk wouldn't even like Timeless.
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Jan 29, 2023 22:15
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I think you might be confusing the Black Eyed Peas with the British Royal family no im not
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My Spirit Otter posted:no im not I think you might be. One is a rich, useless, drain on society, and the other is the British Royal family
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