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Digital Jedi posted:From Bray's music cue to the bell ringing was 4m14s. Waldorf: It was dumb! Statler: It was obvious! Waldorf: It was pointless! Statler: It was short. Both: I loved it!
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Codependent Poster posted:I get that Howdy was doing the safe thing and was probably jumping to avoid LA Knight. I don't really have any problem with that execution because I'd rather they be safe than kill themselves for a dumb bump which doesn't mean anything. Honestly I can’t really tell what the point of the match was at all other than “looks cool” The fiend was a fun gimmick until it got real dumb, this seems like it’s starting out much dumber and not going anywhere. Like, I wanted to see more fiend (because it’s dumb in a good way) but I don’t really know where this is supposed to go. I can deal with malakai blacks spooky bullshit because at the end of the day, he’s gonna kick someone’s head off in a good wrestling match. The new bray stuff is just… weird for the sake of being weird?
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Pinche Rudo posted:What if Uncle Howdy dragged LA Knight into a giant vat of Mountain Dew Pitch Black? this would have ruled because with the glow in the dark bullshit it would have looked like LA Knight was being dragged into lava edit: which is, in true bray wyatt fashion, why it didn't happen
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kitten emergency posted:Honestly I can’t really tell what the point of the match was at all other than “looks cool” Yeah, that too. Cultist Bray worked really well because you can translate that to a wrestling storyline easily. All this stuff now just doesn't seem to have anything to do with wrestling and it has no direction. The best stuff you can do with it is like, cinematic stuff like when Randy posed in front of a burning house or the match with Cena which was a bunch of silly filmed bits. But even then it doesn't really fit anywhere.
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Bray shouldve been a manager/valet/creative. His biggest problem is that he doesnt wanna wrestle or fit wrestling into his stories.
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Bray should be running some regional haunted houses or some poo poo
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Cult leader Bray Wyatt had potential as a character - of course the reality was that he cut nonsensical promos and then jobbed to John Cena about 20 times. But at least he had a good entrance then.
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Arguably the biggest problem with the current Bray is that it’s just, like, intensely meta. It’s all very self-referential to his past gimmicks and the Fiend and whatever. Like I get that you’re gonna have trouble writing him back in… and really, without other weirdos to ping pong off of (like the deleter of worlds stuff) it’s just not that compelling?
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Although maybe the wheels fell off when he went from swamp cultist preacher to unkillable demon (that got killed by randy orton)
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kitten emergency posted:Arguably the biggest problem with the current Bray is that it’s just, like, intensely meta. It’s all very self-referential to his past gimmicks and the Fiend and whatever. Like I get that you’re gonna have trouble writing him back in… and really, without other weirdos to ping pong off of (like the deleter of worlds stuff) it’s just not that compelling? the most i'll say in his defense is that the bray v cena 'cinematic' match (the one that should've been cena's last match ever) was one of the last genuinely great things the wwe has ever put to tape and that was all referential
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yea ok posted:Hey man sorry Lacey tricked you on Friday lmao
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Pylons posted:https://twitter.com/impaulsive/status/1619793529206870017?s=46&t=TtjKAMXbCKd584A70--1JQ Gross. Impaulsive has been drawn into the codyverse.
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flatluigi posted:the most i'll say in his defense is that the bray v cena 'cinematic' match (the one that should've been cena's last match ever) was one of the last genuinely great things the wwe has ever put to tape and that was all referential Yeah but it was referencing Cena, not Bray. I agree tho, that was a pretty fantastic ‘match’
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bray wyatt is the answer to the question, what if rob zombie was a juggalo
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It'd be a better world if Bray had taken up the guitar instead of following his dad into wrestling. I bet his spooky metal band would actually be pretty good. Or maybe they'd suck hilariously, but the live shows would be fun.
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flatluigi posted:the most i'll say in his defense is that the bray v cena 'cinematic' match (the one that should've been cena's last match ever) was one of the last genuinely great things the wwe has ever put to tape and that was all referential True but it was more referential of Cena and the industry as a whole than Bray's spooky poo poo. Compare Bray to like original Taker. His gimmick was "undead wrestler controlled by Paul Bearer" which is a single sentence. Bray has all this stupid lore and even if you do know it, Uncle Howdy has no character or even clear motivation.
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Bray seems like a nice guy I’m happy he has an outlet for his horseshit ideas.
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kitten emergency posted:it’s kinda telling that of the two spooky cult groups in wwe right now the more interesting one has dominick mysterio in it It's funny that wrestling fans and journalists all consider anyone standing in a shadow or having a goth look as "spooky".
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The Brood followed a gothic lifestyle and they were very spooky
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kitten emergency posted:it’s kinda telling that of the two spooky cult groups in wwe right now the more interesting one has dominick mysterio in it They come off closer to WCW's group of outcasts in David Flair, Daffney and Crowbar.
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NienNunb posted:Bray seems like a nice guy I’m happy he has an outlet for his horseshit ideas. dude could have a career making awful blumhouse poo poo
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NienNunb posted:Bray seems like a nice guy I’m happy he has an outlet for his horseshit ideas. I mean he did cheat on his wife which seems pretty bad
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Spooky: Bray, The Brood, The House of Black Started spooky but not spooky: Undertaker, Dark Order Comin to getcha: The Boogeyman
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Honestly if Bray was just the modern Boogyman I think it’d be a lot more enjoyable
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Joey McChrist posted:dude could have a career making awful blumhouse poo poo   Folks,
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Real glad I looked into who the Reigns/KO ring announcer was https://twitter.com/itsmeshikhar11/status/1619558333748514817 https://twitter.com/SamanthaTheBomb/status/1315750925982552065
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I've watched two hours of this PPV now and the best thing so far has been the stupid Applebees ad.
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Can't wait for a year or two from now when Bray comes back from getting fired again and does a storyline about how lovely this current storyline was but in a totally self-referential way using NFTs or some poo poo while every wrestling podcast loses their mind cause the only media they consume is wrestling and have the lowest bar possible for storytelling
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NienNunb posted:
I know we’ve been saying Bray ripped off The Black Phone for a while now, but I’d personally like peeps to know that the Black Phone movie is really good and the terrible cosplay in no way reflects the quality of the movie itself. Seriously watch that movie if you are in the mood for a horror flick. That DICK! posted:bray wyatt is the answer to the question, what if rob zombie was a juggalo Ouch. Fair assessment but still ouch. Devil’s Rejects and House of aThousand Corpses were legit decent. Flawed but decent. I remember watching those aeons ago and hoping he’d become a good director one day. Wonder how his Munsters movie was? <goes and checks the internets> That Dick! Is right again. DogsInSpace! fucked around with this message at 23:16 on Jan 29, 2023 |
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