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If you were a questgiver in an RPG, what sidequest would you send a wayward hero on?
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 01:02 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 02:12 |
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I'll give you 10 gp to close this sad thread.
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 01:08 |
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20
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 01:10 |
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Go deep into the Fey Woods and find the Invisible Gibbersnack, a miniature pixie of mischief and mayhem who has been terrorising the village with its wild antics! then while they're busy i'd go into their adventurer home and steal their loot
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 01:12 |
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Make a good post.
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 01:13 |
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please save my farm by killing 20 wolves and bringing me their pelts. I will give you 50 gold and 1000 xp in exchange
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 01:18 |
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Pick up dry-cleaning.
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 01:18 |
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Alack! My love for posts has long been neglected! Though I search high and low through these vaunted forums I cannot find a post worthy of my vast amounts of gold and lucre! Young adventurer, be you wise enough to construct a worthy post? Take this sack of words and make an old hand smile once more! Be warned: Each word can only be used once! You Receive: A Sack Of Words > Open Sack code:
Songbearer fucked around with this message at 01:23 on Jan 30, 2023 |
# ? Jan 30, 2023 01:20 |
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I'm running low on bear asses again, I could use another 20. What am I going to do with them? Look, do you want to get paid or not?
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 01:21 |
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10 gold to suck my dick and balls
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 01:21 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:please save my farm by killing 20 wolves and bringing me their pelts. I will give you 50 gold and 1000 xp in exchange the wolves only have a 40% chance to drop a pelt
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 01:22 |
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Songbearer posted:Alack! My love for posts has long been neglected! Though I search high and low through these vaunted forums I cannot find a post worthy of my vast amounts of gold and lucre! Young adventurer, be you wise enough to construct a worthy post? Take this sack of words and make an old hand smile once more! Be warned: Each word can only be used once! I just read this out loud and now I think I'm the hero of Kvatch
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 01:23 |
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hemale in pain posted:the wolves only have a 40% chance to drop a pelt what am I? A loving mathematician? Just do the goddam job
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 01:25 |
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Deliver a printer to the specific destination but you are overburdened.
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 01:25 |
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Find my cute little dog who is lost (it's actually a level 12 Hell Hound!!! )
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 01:30 |
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EorayMel posted:Deliver a printer to the specific destination but you are overburdened.
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 01:30 |
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Build the questgiver a new house in a swamp while dodging house code regulations
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 01:31 |
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100 gold to gently caress off
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 01:33 |
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Help the questgiver raise mental awareness by undertaking an odyssey of epic proportions across the land
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 01:33 |
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be embarrassed that you have a boner and crawl backwards out of the room while meowing
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 01:33 |
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Trick a bunch of rich kids to join Kamp Krusty so you can get concert tickets to Ja Rule
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 01:33 |
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Gimme cash for XP. If you give me a whole lot of cash, I'll ding a little bell.
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 01:34 |
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Five copper and directions to the nearest Goodwill if the adventurer looks from out of town.
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 01:36 |
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Clear out an optional sewer dungeon but its longer than the rest of the other dungeons and associated quests combined
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 01:36 |
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Construct a berm in the desert on the wrong side of the border in the middle of a war but you just have to survive and tell everybody else
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 01:36 |
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Songbearer posted:Alack! My love for posts has long been neglected! Though I search high and low through these vaunted forums I cannot find a post worthy of my vast amounts of gold and lucre! Young adventurer, be you wise enough to construct a worthy post? Take this sack of words and make an old hand smile once more! Be warned: Each word can only be used once! This is reminding me of that super fun online word game from a decade or longer ago that I can't remember the name of but it was amazing.
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 01:37 |
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Survive for 60 seconds in FYAD
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 01:38 |
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I'd tell them to go find an unseelie faerie and insult it, steal its food, threaten it, and tell it that it can't do poo poo about it. If they actually did it then it would give them a huge penalty to the otherwise more or less irrelevant luck stat but they'd have a much greater chance of getting to have sex with the attractive seelie faerie who only exists in the game so people can gently caress it every single one of them would do it
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 01:38 |
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Help the questgiver procure some "merchandise" involving research chemicals and a piano
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 01:38 |
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Return McAfee from the plane of Hell in which he resides by collecting the Forty Million Trial Discs
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 01:39 |
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kill jester
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 01:40 |
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Spay my cats
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 01:42 |
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Jelly posted:Spay my cats calm down Bob Barker
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 01:44 |
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Find The Three Lost Permabanned Accounts
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 01:45 |
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Permaban Ten Reregs
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 01:46 |
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fetch me some weed brave adventurer and i shall grant thee mine knowledge
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 01:51 |
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code:
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 01:54 |
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EorayMel posted:Deliver a printer to the specific destination but you are overburdened. Congratulations, you just invented Death Stranding.
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 01:57 |
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A potion mixing mini game!
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 01:58 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 02:12 |
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Eat teh poo poo out of my rear end
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 01:59 |