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https://twitter.com/achtung_maybe/status/1620087048052039680
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# ? Jan 31, 2023 02:31 |
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 11:03 |
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air fry it at 450 like is that a Canadian thing? he's talking Fahrenheit, no? get your story straight AIR FRY IT>!??!?!? what!!!
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# ? Jan 31, 2023 02:44 |
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iirc, jorp says he eats all his steaks well done, with zero seasoning aside from a dash of salt just to give you an idea of his thought process behind preparing meat
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# ? Jan 31, 2023 02:46 |
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kntfkr posted:air fry it at 450 A lot of Canadians, to my understanding, still use imperial for some things, especially older ones like Jorp. Same with the British.
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# ? Jan 31, 2023 02:56 |
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I think most Canadian ovens are in Fahrenheit if not changeable.
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# ? Jan 31, 2023 03:22 |
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do canadians air fry steak? is this a unique dr. jordan beyonce peterson perversion? How can you get a steak so wrong? What a pervert!
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# ? Jan 31, 2023 03:48 |
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Preparing food so that it tastes good is soft decadent chaos dragon degeneracy. You must process it until it's nothing but a solid block of protein fibers, completely free of vagina particles.
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# ? Jan 31, 2023 03:56 |
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Woolie Wool posted:Preparing food so that it tastes good is soft decadent chaos dragon degeneracy. You must process it until it's nothing but a solid block of protein fibers, completely free of vagina particles. I do not trust JBP with beef curtains
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# ? Jan 31, 2023 03:58 |
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kntfkr posted:do canadians air fry steak? is this a unique dr. jordan beyonce peterson perversion? I, a Canadian, have never to my knowledge eaten an air-fried steak. maybe one being seared in a pizza oven with a fan on, or some Alton Brown smirk-rear end contraption like that? I do know some nerds
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# ? Jan 31, 2023 04:12 |
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Air frying steak isn't terrible but not that steak. I am not Canadian.
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# ? Jan 31, 2023 04:13 |
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Mr Interweb posted:iirc, jorp says he eats all his steaks well done, with zero seasoning aside from a dash of salt Is this part of his whole anhedonia thing, how he takes no pleasure in anything and the whole world is a shrieking horror to him at all times Is it like that because he is like a chicken tendy adult but for air fried leather steak and does not know that food can have pleasant flavors and tender textures, and that extends to all his experiences?
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# ? Jan 31, 2023 04:20 |
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Neito posted:A lot of Canadians, to my understanding, still use imperial for some things, especially older ones like Jorp. Same with the British. Here's the general rundown: Long distances: metric (km) Short distances: imperial (inches/feet) Height/weight (outside of hospitals): imperial. Temperature for weather: metric Temperature for ourselves: imperial Temperature for ovens/food: imperial Area: imperial (sq footage/acre) Liquid: metric (imperial liquid measurements make zero sense to me. What the gently caress is a pint or quart? ) It's really messed up. On paper, everything SHOULD be metric up here, but hosed if I know how many centimeters I am, or how many kg I weigh. I would know this, mind you, if doing it that way was just more prevalent, but it's not. So none of us have a regular frame of reference. I can mentally picture someone 5'5" tall but 1m 48cm? Even know I know how long a meter is (it's essentially a yard) and how big centimeters are, but I can't visualize them on a bigger scale. Subjunctive posted:I think most Canadian ovens are in Fahrenheit if not changeable. Our ovens show both and can be switched. Afaik, we all just leave them on Fahrenheit, even though I truly believe Fahrenheit makes no sense. Yet I know chicken has to be cooked to 165°.
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# ? Jan 31, 2023 04:24 |
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When the government builds a building in Canada the construction documents are in millimetres and then the tradespeople convert that into inches when they start building.
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# ? Jan 31, 2023 04:28 |
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rotinaj posted:Is this part of his whole anhedonia thing, how he takes no pleasure in anything and the whole world is a shrieking horror to him at all times nah, it's even more basic and lame than that it's cause adding anything beyond that would destroy his body
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# ? Jan 31, 2023 04:38 |
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Private Cumshoe posted:I do not trust JBP with beef curtains
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# ? Jan 31, 2023 04:56 |
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It's loving A5 Wagyu, you're supposed to do a really hot and quick sear on the outside and barely touch the inside. That's the whole loving point of paying for A5 Wagyu. If you're going to cook it to medium, save $400 and just buy a non-aged New York Strip.
ashpanash fucked around with this message at 05:02 on Jan 31, 2023 |
# ? Jan 31, 2023 05:00 |
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ashpanash posted:It's loving A5 Wagyu, you're supposed to do a really hot and quick sear on the outside and barely touch the inside. That's the whole loving point of paying for A5 Wagyu. If you're going to cook it to medium, save $400 and just buy a non-aged New York Strip. How frozen should the steak be when you sear it? This is important
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# ? Jan 31, 2023 05:04 |
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ben shapino posted:How frozen should the steak be when you sear it? This is important It's best to just eat it frozen like a hunk of chalky gelatin
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# ? Jan 31, 2023 05:07 |
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ben shapino posted:How frozen should the steak be when you sear it? This is important Make sure you leave it out in the sun for 8 hours, then wrap it in american cheese and re-freeze it. Repeat this process three times. Then you're ready to cook
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# ? Jan 31, 2023 05:09 |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:It's best to just eat it frozen like a hunk of chalky gelatin Might taste better that way than the way Jorp would cook it. Kind of like chewing on frozen whale blubber.
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# ? Jan 31, 2023 05:11 |
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ashpanash posted:Make sure you leave it out in the sun for 8 hours, then wrap it in american cheese and re-freeze it. Repeat this process three times. Then you're ready to cook Leave it in the sun? Bah kids today know nothing! You bury it at midnight, wrapped in leather pouch made from a black cat, beneath a cross roads on the night of a full moon. Don't dig it up until the dew is gone from the nearby grass the next morning. Then you're ready to cook!
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# ? Jan 31, 2023 05:52 |
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empty baggie fucked around with this message at 06:03 on Jan 31, 2023 |
# ? Jan 31, 2023 05:58 |
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If he's going to ruin a steak like that, why not just cut to the basics and consume that stupid powder that has all 'needed' nutrients instead? What a loving baby-pallete dweeb.
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# ? Jan 31, 2023 06:05 |
I can see Jorp hawking a solent green product in two years time. He will also, imho, turn his podcast into an almost one for one replica of Alex Jones and eventually start his own video platform starring bald men with esoteric tattoos.
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# ? Jan 31, 2023 06:29 |
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Liquid: metric (imperial liquid measurements make zero sense to me. What the gently caress is a pint or quart? ) A pint is 568ml and suitable for exactly one thing: alcohol drinks, specifically beer and cider.
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# ? Jan 31, 2023 12:19 |
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a quart is 2 pints
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# ? Jan 31, 2023 13:33 |
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Liquid: metric (imperial liquid measurements make zero sense to me. What the gently caress is a pint or quart? ) 8 oz = 1 cup 2 cups = 1 pint 2 pints = 1 quart 2 quarts = 1 half gallon 2 half gallons = 1 gallon Seriously it's not that hard, it's just doubling and halving. Literal babies learn this poo poo.
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# ? Jan 31, 2023 14:31 |
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Tesseraction posted:*T-1000 bursting into the house with his blade arms out* UP YOURS, woke moralists! We'll see who cancels who!" https://i.imgur.com/9JNP4BA.mp4
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# ? Jan 31, 2023 14:41 |
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You got your shithead in my quack! You got your quack in my shithead! Call Your Grandma posted:When the government builds a building in Canada the construction documents are in millimetres and then the tradespeople convert that into inches when they start building. TheFluff posted:As an european who works with a lot of US folks I can sort of deal with imperial for day-to-day stuff, it's weird but it's not too cumbersome to learn some common round numbers like 70F and 6 feet and 100 feet and whatnot. If it was just that, I could live and let live.
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# ? Jan 31, 2023 15:21 |
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Drakyn posted:You got your shithead in my quack! Yeah as someone that regularly works with machine shops: thousands of an inch is the stupidest way to measure and cut/machine in the world.
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# ? Jan 31, 2023 15:46 |
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I'm starting to think that his method of cooking a steak is based on absolutely no additional research. Like, anything outside of his chosen profession is governed based on his own first-principles ("What is climate? Well, climate is everything...", etc.) so as someone who probably doesn't really cook, he just started on the first-principle that the air fryer must be the best way to cook it because that's the newest invention all the tech people are into. In doing so, it reasonably cooks a steak. But then you add a wagyu into it, which is also "the best". So when you put those two facts together, the "best" way to cook the "best" steak is: air-fry a wagyu. That's the most sense I can make of this. Rupert Buttermilk posted:Here's the general rundown: I'd also add that room temperature depends on the generation. Everyone I know my age will use celsius, but anybody over the age of like, 50 will use fahrenheit.
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# ? Jan 31, 2023 15:52 |
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mojo1701a posted:I'd also add that room temperature depends on the generation. Everyone I know my age will use celsius, but anybody over the age of like, 50 will use fahrenheit. That's because they'd only be 10 in Celsius years.
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# ? Jan 31, 2023 17:20 |
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Agents are GO! posted:That's because they'd only be 10 in Celsius years. Don't give redditors ideas
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# ? Jan 31, 2023 17:36 |
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This is the dumbest tweet I've ever seen https://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson/status/1620439373912342529?s=20&t=ZAAkjSjx2GGYOkTajrv66g
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# ? Jan 31, 2023 19:55 |
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Groovelord Neato posted:This is the dumbest tweet I've ever seen https://twitter.com/garyjoyce0529/status/1620442007155113985
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# ? Jan 31, 2023 20:06 |
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Groovelord Neato posted:This is the dumbest tweet I've ever seen Come on there's no way that Ben Shapiro hasn't said something more stupid in like the last month. Nobody comes up with dumber poo poo than Ben Shapiro. Jordan Peterson would love to be king of the idiots, but he's merely a jester in that court.
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# ? Jan 31, 2023 20:10 |
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pseudanonymous posted:Come on there's no way that Ben Shapiro hasn't said something more stupid in like the last month. Nobody comes up with dumber poo poo than Ben Shapiro. Jordan Peterson would love to be king of the idiots, but he's merely a jester in that court. Shapiro has braindead climate change takes but I've never heard him claim because climate scientists didn't write "manmade climate change is real" in every paper that they didn't endorse the idea. It's like saying the Earth is flat because every astronomy paper didn't mention the Earth's roundness.
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# ? Jan 31, 2023 20:13 |
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Groovelord Neato posted:Shapiro has braindead climate change takes but I've never heard him claim because climate scientists didn't write "manmade climate change is real" in every paper that they didn't endorse the idea. It's like saying the Earth is flat because every astronomy paper didn't mention the Earth's roundness. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uk9bFy2RHIE
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# ? Jan 31, 2023 20:17 |
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Yup this is a braindead climate change take.
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# ? Jan 31, 2023 20:25 |
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 11:03 |
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Groovelord Neato posted:This is the dumbest tweet I've ever seen This paper about masturbation habits of domesticated rats is oddly silent about the issue of anthropogenic climate change. Curious
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# ? Jan 31, 2023 20:26 |