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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Pectus excarectum

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




the miracle of birth

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Carthag Tuek posted:

the miracle of birth

The Birth Off Anus by Butticelli

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/XLB4KoT.mp4

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

a 3D-printed turtle with a dick for a head? :confused:

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

t

tur

turn on y

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

lol

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


:supaburn:

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011


How'd he get the beans over the frank?

And he might want to get that prostate checked.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/crueldiagonals/status/1608585744364474371?t=qTueMjQVHDQPF1d8Sy3vqw&s=19

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

MrUnderbridge posted:

How'd he get the beans over the frank?

And he might want to get that prostate checked.

There are a few genital origami techniques - such as the Gonzo - that get you in this state.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

:flaccid:

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?


Inceltown posted:

There are a few genital origami techniques - such as the Gonzo - that get you in this state.

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school




Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



This AI buisiness has gone to far!

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

/Samwise voice PO-TITT-OES

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

NoneMoreNegative posted:

/Samwise voice PO-TITT-OES
Po-ta-ta's
----
* Wayne Campbell voice*

Potatious ta-ta's

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Tubies

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde
Nips on tatties...

:scotland:

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

:nws: Nancy, Wang Sucker :nws:

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Wa11y
Jul 23, 2002

Did I say "cookies?" I meant, "Fire in your face!"

So, they're supposed to dance all night?
God drat, that's an ancient one! And I'm not proud of remembering it.

Barry Soteriology
Mar 1, 2020

ooh
you can fish
you can dive
having the time of your life
see that girl
snorkeling
digging the oral queen

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
fish dive huh

Is that what they call it these days?

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Karate Bastard posted:

fish dive huh

Is that what they call it these days?

Some people have been for years

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Simple people can get aroused too!

Don't kink shame.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



It took me a good 60s of confused confusion to figure out it's a simple hand hold hole

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

It took me a good 60s of confused confusion to figure out it's a simple hand hold hole

You coulda left it at hand hold

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

It took me a good 60s of confused confusion to figure out it's a simple hand hold hole
Even ignoring the dick lol that they make you grab the dude's crotch

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
That's how you win against dudes.

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S
https://youtu.be/iAbYgcRFJD0

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

NoneMoreNegative posted:

/Samwise voice PO-TITT-OES

Fondle em, gently caress em, put them in your mouth.

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



batse

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Baby got bat

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I Like Big Batts and I Cannot Lie

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