Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
COSTCO!!!
PBUC
Executive Member
I make terrible financial decisions here.
BRING BACK THE COMBO SLICE
505 Club
Death To Sams Club
Goku waiting in extremely long gas line.
View Results
 
  • Post
  • Reply
shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Remulak posted:

It's unbelievable how much better those are, although I don't really agree with the the value part except in rare cases.

When I know I was stable financially I started buying Viva paper towels every drat time.

They're ok but you haven't truly arrived until you're buying the 12-lb industrial rolls of Wypall X80

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
I brayed like an angry donkey as the Sample Man hosed my arse inside out. Onlookers were transfixed with shock and awe :twisted:

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
ahhhh!!!

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


Jim Sinegal wouldn’t condone any of this

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
I’m at the Costco

Old timer sleeping in an office chair next to the DPS gamer chair wearing an Xbox live hat

Welp that’s my story bye

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

You all seem to love Costco so much but have any of you even reached climax in one?

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Mr.Acula posted:

You all seem to love Costco so much but have any of you even reached climax in one?

Yeah twice. Once when I returned a used Christmas tree and once when I returned a used chicken bake

El Padrino
Dec 24, 2005

No es nada personal, solo negocios.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

a used chicken bake

:frogout:

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Where would you even gently caress in a Costco?

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

SirPablo posted:

Where would you even gently caress in a Costco?

In the walk in veggie fridge obv.

HOMOEROTIC JESUS
Apr 19, 2018

Verily I say unto thee, That this night, before the cock crow, thou shalt deny me thrice.

SirPablo posted:

Where would you even gently caress in a Costco?

Between the vertically stacked mattresses. duh

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
You could probably get away with it unnoticed if you climb up to the top of one of the aisles up where the boxes are, mile high club baby

Chronojam
Feb 20, 2006

This is me on vacation in Amsterdam :)
Never be afraid of being yourself!


MarcusSA posted:

That could be on the brands them selves. Hasn’t there been issues with some brands not wanting to be carried at Costco?

Sometimes it's an issue where the company insists their products must be sold for $100 or something, and then Costco turns around to sell it for $25 which breaks the illusion.

HOMOEROTIC JESUS
Apr 19, 2018

Verily I say unto thee, That this night, before the cock crow, thou shalt deny me thrice.

Devils Affricate posted:

You could probably get away with it unnoticed if you climb up to the top of one of the aisles up where the boxes are, mile high club baby

more like aisle high club lmao

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

SirPablo posted:

Where would you even gently caress in a Costco?

Tire center

Duh

Wayne Knight
May 11, 2006

Chronojam posted:

Sometimes it's an issue where the company insists their products must be sold for $100 or something, and then Costco turns around to sell it for $25 which breaks the illusion.

drat those lucky bastards that got eames lounge chairs ultra cheap.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
I gotta think there is a single use handicap bathroom, that'd be a possibility.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
All this talk about samples I sure wish Costco would give away some ...


Free Chinatown :grin:

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


tired: hot dog inside a chicken bake
wired: pizza glizzy


Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

Mr.Acula posted:

You all seem to love Costco so much but have any of you even reached climax in one?

If Costco is so good then where's Costco 2???

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

SirPablo posted:

Where would you even gently caress in a Costco?

You gently caress right in the middle of the food court. Brings a whole new meaning to (with refill).

Chronojam
Feb 20, 2006

This is me on vacation in Amsterdam :)
Never be afraid of being yourself!


Propaganda Hour posted:

If Costco is so good then where's Costco 2???

$1.50 gets you a free refill after you're finished with the first

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Propaganda Hour posted:

If Costco is so good then where's Costco 2???

That's the business center

StormDrain
May 22, 2003

Thirteen Letter
My guilty pleasure is hearing the robot voice at self checkout thank me for shopping at Cost Co.

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



StormDrain posted:

My guilty pleasure is hearing the robot voice at self checkout thank me for shopping at Cost Co.

I mock this every time.

Still not going to stop using the self checks, because they rule, even if in the 1.5 seconds from scanning my first item to putting it down on the scale the self checks scream at me to put it on the scale like I’m stealing something.

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


My only complaint with self checkout is the lack of boxes

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Dr. Fraiser Chain posted:

My only complaint with self checkout is the lack of boxes

Have you ever shopped at chinatown

Theres a bunch of deals at a lot of participating stores. Sidewalk shops mostly. They just want you to go to their website

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




SirPablo posted:

Where would you even gently caress in a Costco?

smh if you don't have your Costco gently caress map already thought out

Super Waffle
Sep 25, 2007

I'm a hermaphrodite and my parents (40K nerds) named me Slaanesh, THANKS MOM
Does the back of my car in a Costco parking lot count?

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Only if it's at the pumps

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

SirPablo posted:

Where would you even gently caress in a Costco?

Crawl under the massive pile of clothes, no one will question that its undulating

Alarbus
Mar 31, 2010

Alan Smithee posted:

I’m at the Costco

Old timer sleeping in an office chair next to the DPS gamer chair wearing an Xbox live hat

Welp that’s my story bye

His car was probably in the tire center. I dropped off the wife's car for new tires, then slowly shopped. Found the guy ahead of me in line in one of the reclining sofas stretched out.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Dr. Fraiser Chain posted:

My only complaint with self checkout is the lack of boxes

Don't know what's up with your church, but at mine, there are 4 self checkouts (maybe 6) and in between there are 2 giant bins just full of boxes to use for carrying out stuff.

infraboy
Aug 15, 2002

Phungshwei!!!!!!1123
Self checkouts make a ton of sense at Costco since you can avoid the Doomsday/Small-business owners who have like several thousand dollars worth of stuff. I think our local Costco is like half self-checkout now. It's just handy for guys like me who only needs to buy a few things at a time since I live 2 miles away.

Thwomp
Apr 10, 2003

BA-DUHHH

Grimey Drawer

infraboy posted:

It's just handy for guys like me who only needs to buy a few things at a time since I live 2 miles away.

Bought a few things, spent $342.

"Thank you for shopping at Costco."

Wayne Knight
May 11, 2006

Blue Moonlight posted:

You gently caress right in the middle of the food court. Brings a whole new meaning to (with refill).

And you don't even have to be polish anymore!

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

CaptainSarcastic posted:

A. Pedo jokes are banned in GBS.
B. The post was reported, so at least one non-mod didn't like it.
C. The sanctity of the Costco thread must be preserved.

Also, you meant "fazed."

Chinatown posted:

suck my dick bitch

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

lol

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Costco sized Georgia O'Keeffe painting

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004


Oh my God .. the dreaded mod sass!

Stamp out this poison before it takes root brave mods!

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

I would never sass a mod but I also wouldn’t let one suck my dick

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply