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Speaking of Cat Turd, this rear end in a top hat has more than one billionaire at his beck and call: https://twitter.com/parismarx/status/1620117357577519104?s=20&t=x8JCZoPcbH2xs7wC2PWVyg
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do you think if we shipped all these assholes out to an island in the middle of the Pacific they'd be happy there?
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Jan 31, 2023 21:04
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Only if they're provided with a servant class to treat like poo poo.
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Jan 31, 2023 21:06
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Odysseus tied to the mast as his ship sails past catturd2.
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Jan 31, 2023 21:08
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https://twitter.com/KeithMontalbo/status/1620386935603859460?s=20&t=oKzCQw49pn8ii1hkbkFLNg If true, what????? But why?
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Jan 31, 2023 21:12
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They'll put them back if you buy 
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Jan 31, 2023 21:13
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DeeplyConcerned posted:do you think if we shipped all these assholes out to an island in the middle of the Pacific they'd be happy there? Then nuke it with the rest of the world's arsenal, yes. goatface posted:They'll put them back if you buy DM for paying customers only? It'll never work.
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bobjr posted:https://twitter.com/catturd2/status/1620478206200672258?s=46&t=irxrvwBAQ-to7BgkfqgXMw I know that it will never happen, but I keep waiting for Elon to just snap and reply back to one of these whiny little tweets with "You're not being shadowbanned by evil liberal AI, you're not getting boosted by the algorithm because YOU'RE loving BORING!"
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Jan 31, 2023 21:14
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FPzero posted:https://twitter.com/KeithMontalbo/status/1620386935603859460?s=20&t=oKzCQw49pn8ii1hkbkFLNg I'm going to assume the feature started to massively fail, they couldn't prevent it so they removed it and they're just pretending it was intentional.
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Jan 31, 2023 21:16
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What's in the 11 secret herbs and spices KFC?!? We demand to know!!! Also, I live inside your restaurant and shovel KFC into my mouth all day
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Jan 31, 2023 21:22
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Mal-3 posted:I know that it will never happen, but I keep waiting for Elon to just snap and reply back to one of these whiny little tweets with "You're not being shadowbanned by evil liberal AI, you're not getting boosted by the algorithm because YOU'RE loving BORING!" As though Elon believes or understands that
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Jan 31, 2023 21:43
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DeeplyConcerned posted:do you think if we shipped all these assholes out to an island in the middle of the Pacific they'd be happy there? Having lost access to the rest of us, they'd take turns playing the role of customer service employees and evil leftists. There'd be a whole economy built around taking turns complaining and being complained at. In seedy underground clubs, aggrievement-workers would dye their hair strange colors with berry juice and pantomime shadow banning accounts while sneering non-binarily in exchange for food and shiny stones, etc.
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Jan 31, 2023 22:00
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I never get tired of watching chuds melt down over this, it's the only thing twitter is good for anymore
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Jan 31, 2023 22:04
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DeeplyConcerned posted:do you think if we shipped all these assholes out to an island in the middle of the Pacific they'd be happy there? Deaths would occur immediately, spike around the 5-day mark and continue for approximately five weeks.
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Jan 31, 2023 22:05
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Battery Fyre Festival
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gschmidl posted:Battery Fyre Festival we need to call ja rule. only he can save us
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Jan 31, 2023 22:13
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So if DMs are broken, I guess elon's plan to let any user DM a celebrity isn't happening
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if they charged just 1$ per DM they could raise approximately 7.4 billion a month in extra revenue. bullish
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kazil posted:So if DMs are broken, I guess elon's plan to let any user DM a celebrity isn't happening How will the women of the world get unsolicited dick pics now? 
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Jan 31, 2023 22:20
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its just a dollar lmao what are you, poor?
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ben shapino posted:if they charged just 1$ per DM they could raise approximately 7.4 billion a month in extra revenue. bullish $1 to send and $1 to receive. Bam. Just doubled your income
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Jan 31, 2023 22:21
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Data Graham posted:As though Elon believes or understands that I know, I know. That's part of the reason it'd never happen. (The other part is that Elon is also incredibly loving boring, which is why he gets along so well with his fellow reply guys.)
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Jan 31, 2023 22:31
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Azhais posted:How will the women of the world get unsolicited dick pics now? Gonna have to bust out the Xerox and forever stamps for this one
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Jan 31, 2023 22:39
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Reading Grimes DMS with Chelsea and assorted other people must have finally broken him. "No DMS anymore, they only hurt me! No DMS for anyone!!!"
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Jan 31, 2023 22:56
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Mozi posted:conspiracies happen when someone fucks up and tries to cover it up, not out of some grand intricate plan to control the world I forget what or who I am paraphrasing, but, the world doesn't change substantially because a bunch of shadowy people convened in a hidden alcove and made a pact a bunch of shadowy people convened in a hidden alcove and made a pact because the world is changing and they don't like it and would prefer it didn't i tend to have a hard time with conspiracies that would require more than about a dozen people to keep their mouths shut, and a dozen is pushing it. For instance, if your moon "theory" requires all of NASA to be on the take, it's probably bullshit
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Elon paid $44b to read his exs' DMs, and now that he's (finally) finished, he's turned the feature off so he doesn't have to read any additional content. How long until he starts adding "Le" to the beginning of absofuckinglutely everything like a mid-to-late 10s channer?
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Obsidianheart posted:Elon paid $44b to read his exs' DMs, and now that he's (finally) finished, he's turned the feature off so he doesn't have to read any additional content. le concerning
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FPzero posted:https://twitter.com/KeithMontalbo/status/1620386935603859460?s=20&t=oKzCQw49pn8ii1hkbkFLNg So far it still exists on my phone. But if they are doing it I'm sure it is the correct step forward to making twitter an everything super app like musk once claimed was his goal until he shifted his ambitions to being the worst poster on the platform
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Feb 1, 2023 01:25
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Obsidianheart posted:How long until he starts adding "Le" to the beginning of absofuckinglutely everything like a mid-to-late 10s channer? i thought that came from reddit
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DeeplyConcerned posted:do you think if we shipped all these assholes out to an island in the middle of the Pacific they'd be happy there? wait I think I saw this movie 
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kazil posted:
Looking into this.
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The Saddest Rhino posted:So far it still exists on my phone. But if they are doing it I'm sure it is the correct step forward to making twitter an everything super app like musk once claimed was his goal until he shifted his ambitions to being the worst poster on the platform update the app and let us know what happens, send me a DM about it
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Feb 1, 2023 02:29
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lol now Elon's responding to Ian Miles Cheong whining about being suppressed
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Earwicker posted:i thought that came from reddit I thought it started with Pepe Lepew
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I thought it was “but I am le tired” from that end of the world cartoon that’s like 20 years old.
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E the Shaggy posted:Speaking of Cat Turd, this rear end in a top hat has more than one billionaire at his beck and call: If I had a nickle for every virulently transphobic billionaire who became a replyguy to a random crypto shitposter retiree from Florida, I'd have two nickles... which isn't a lot, but gently caress me that's happened twice now, right?
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shame on an IGA posted:wait I think I saw this movie luv bob the angry flower. he's my favorite mutual on twitter.
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dr_rat posted:You know what, if we were given a choice I think I'd choose the 17 internet explore tool bars. 
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Earwicker posted:i thought that came from reddit Icon Of Sin posted:I thought it was “but I am le tired” from that end of the world cartoon that’s like 20 years old. All I really know is it was from those stupid rage comics that were the hot meme poo poo for a while, and I always thought those were a 4chan thing. EDIT: I guess I was off on the time frame, it was the early 10s.
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