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Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.




Fundamentally, I respect this.

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Nameless Pete
May 8, 2007

Get a load of those...
I wish I was joking, but I think it needs a couple strips of bacon to really bring it together.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Data Graham posted:

I'm just glad people are somehow avoiding spelling it "waygu"

Sure, but they’re definitely pronouncing it that way.

First of May
May 1, 2017
🎵 Bring your favorite lady, or at least your favorite lay! 🎵


Nameless Pete posted:

I wish I was joking, but I think it needs a couple strips of bacon to really bring it together.

Pretty sure bacon is the bottom layer.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Hoagieclair.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

First of May posted:

Pretty sure bacon is the bottom layer.
Yeah, it's a BELT

Nameless Pete
May 8, 2007

Get a load of those...
I was assuming the bottom layer was fried chicken.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

One of those weird things that I just don't understand.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

The marshmallows in buns would probably be quite nice toasted.

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

Nameless Pete
May 8, 2007

Get a load of those...

Enough people walked up to the table and said "So, uh... What exactly am I looking at here?" that they had to make a sign.

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?


Would

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

Tell me I'm not seeing plastic wrap on the top. Lie to me if you have to.

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Dareon posted:

Tell me I'm not seeing plastic wrap on the top. Lie to me if you have to.

It's not quite as nasty as it looks, I'm pretty sure it's a wildly over-proofed bread dough

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

That's a slime mould.

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

Pookah posted:

It's not quite as nasty as it looks, I'm pretty sure it's a wildly over-proofed bread dough

Yeah, I was thinking cheese.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

Pookah posted:

It's not quite as nasty as it looks, I'm pretty sure it's a wildly over-proofed bread dough

Yep

https://twitter.com/naaakooo000/status/1619690383214247938

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

OwlFancier posted:

The marshmallows in buns would probably be quite nice toasted.
Are you referring to yourself, the marshmallow or the bun?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

zedprime posted:

Are you referring to yourself, the marshmallow or the bun?

I'm thinking maybe if you put the whole thing under the grill it might work.

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

Chop Tarts

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

The Blob re-remake lookin low budget

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Doobie Hoarders

LifeSunDeath has a new favorite as of 18:04 on Jan 31, 2023

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

https://twitter.com/hey_ya_frisk/status/1619997518875758593?s=20&t=dHTx7AViCo7xrcn8KSnw4w

Lackey
May 31, 2000

Monsters?
They look like monsters to you?


Glizzlocker, fully-stocked but in need of a spot-clean.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
think those spots are insects

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

https://youtu.be/HHk9mRS-Ilo

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



https://twitter.com/consumertc/status/1621161062048632833


I loved these things when I'd occasionally get them as a kid. Maybe "I'll be able to put gummy bears in my oatmeal whenever I want!" would be a better aspiration for becoming an adult than eating ice cream for every meal.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



I don't remember that, but I do remember that 'Oatmeal Swirls' stuff that came with a packet of jelly (I'm assuming; my parents never bought it for me) you could swirl into basic oatmeal. As a kid it seemed really cool to me.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Captain Hygiene posted:

I loved these things when I'd occasionally get them as a kid. Maybe "I'll be able to put gummy bears in my oatmeal whenever I want!" would be a better aspiration for becoming an adult than eating ice cream for every meal.

Wasn’t the same premise used for the “dinosaur eggs” oatmeal? And is that still around? I could swear we got some on a lark just a few years ago

I remember the oatmeal swirls too and thinking it’d be pretty daggum good

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I was surprised to find out that dinosaur egg oatmeal is still around.



I don't remember how it was back when I was a kid, but it looks like the dinosaurs are more of a sugary candy than a gummy one inside there.

I had the oatmeal swirls a few times too. Sadly, they were always a bit disappointing. The swirl packets had too artificial of a taste for even kid me to love, especially the chocolate syrup flavor.

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


Captain Hygiene posted:

I was surprised to find out that dinosaur egg oatmeal is still around.



I don't remember how it was back when I was a kid, but it looks like the dinosaurs are more of a sugary candy than a gummy one inside there.

I had the oatmeal swirls a few times too. Sadly, they were always a bit disappointing. The swirl packets had too artificial of a taste for even kid me to love, especially the chocolate syrup flavor.

I claim to be an adult and bought dino-egg oatmeal a few months ago because I could, and they were definitely powdery sugary candy and not gummy at all.

Also just like, so much sugar and not really a pleasant texture in oatmeal. I don't regret getting them but I've satisfied my "candy for breakfast" urges for the next few years.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

If deviled eggs, would, but probably would regret later

Dr Dunkaroos
Jan 29, 2023

Pleads posted:

I claim to be an adult and bought dino-egg oatmeal a few months ago because I could, and they were definitely powdery sugary candy and not gummy at all.

Also just like, so much sugar and not really a pleasant texture in oatmeal. I don't regret getting them but I've satisfied my "candy for breakfast" urges for the next few years.

hello fellow technically legal adult who did this. Can confirm, sugar candy dinos, also way too sugary in general but it did hit those memories of being a little fat kid going ham on those dinos for breakfast so 10/10

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Dixville posted:


If deviled eggs, would, but probably would regret later

my god the genius of it

Raudedauden
Jun 18, 2005

Dixville posted:


If deviled eggs, would, but probably would regret later

I've made these types of "sandwiches" with plain hard boiled eggs. They're quite delicious.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Captain Hygiene posted:

I don't remember how it was back when I was a kid, but it looks like the dinosaurs are more of a sugary candy than a gummy one inside there.

Ah, dang, you’re right, you’re right, you’ve jogged my memory

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

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