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Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




https://twitter.com/BecauseMiami/status/1621240801807187968

Guys, racism is over!

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Hobo Clown
Oct 16, 2012

Here it is, Baby.
Your killer track.




Batterypowered7 posted:

Pretty sure you don't need a unanimous verdict in a civil case. The burden of proof is also lower.

I don't know if it's the same everywhere but I just served on a civil suit jury and we were told the burden of proof was "more than 50%" rather than "beyond any reasonable doubt", and the 6 of us needed to be unanimous in our verdict of whether the defendant was at fault and how much money would be given.

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

No loving way. This has to be some kind of ironic art piece.

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

I get tired of the "But if x did a thing", but goddamn, if Dems did this just imagine the tears from Reps "They're not patriotic enough because no flag pins!" poo poo, wasn't that one of their beefs with Obama because he didn't have a flag pin once?

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

I hope that car gets burned on its first patrol. Of all the no, don'ts of history, holy poo poo

5er
Jun 1, 2000


I fuckin love how quickly Anthony Devolder signed on with all the dipshit hardcore pathological liar GOP clique soon as he was outed as one. "I am not a werewolf," as he sits down at the high school lunch table with the other werewolves.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

At this point, simply having a mailing address in Florida should be a felony offense

Super-NintendoUser
Jan 16, 2004

COWABUNGERDER COMPADRES
Soiled Meat

Blind Rasputin posted:

I hear there’s a movement to continue homeschooling all the way up through undergraduate and into graduate school, but it seems to be niche and constrained to the Deep South. Home medical school and home law school are the “new hotness.” Several sources say there are hundreds of home schooled doctors out there and you may be seeing one without knowing it. Theres also rumors of home basic training, home BUD/s, and/or home Q course and it could be a thing we will start to see a lot more of. If all this can be taught by a caring parent, what do we even need the government for? Supporters suggest a division of home schooled tier 1 operatives could retake Afghanistan from the Taliban in less than a month. This sort of thing terrifies china.

A friend who wanted to become a doula (like a low level midwife I guess). The only requirement is like 10 hours of online courses and being present for two births (well three because your own birth doesn't count in that total).

I know people that used a doula for their home birth, so potentially the only "health care professional" on hand while you deliver passed a course less strenuous than what you need to handle food at a Taco Bell.

Polio Vax Scene
Apr 5, 2009




how convenient that there isnt a crowd there to show the reaction to this

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012


(HISTORIC NEGRO)

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....



None of the people involved in this had a moment of doubt and thought that maybe, just maybe, this was a really stupid idea?

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

McGavin posted:

(HISTORIC NEGRO)

When I saw your post I was thinking this would be on the cop car but now that I see it’s on the wall behind them I don’t know if I’m relieved or more confused and upset.

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens
https://twitter.com/ronfilipkowski/status/1621276804362240000?s=46&t=5KQK4Xkhn4L6jxVJNCS9KA
Lol settle down Butthead, it’s just a basic phone provider with sketchy coverage at best, probably using the same service that the wokes use

Asterite34
May 19, 2009



Dapper_Swindler posted:

also you forgot the best part.



agent 47 got chuddy and fat for his new assignment.

seriously the chudsmth look isnt wrong.

Lex Loser

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

Xenocides posted:

None of the people involved in this had a moment of doubt and thought that maybe, just maybe, this was a really stupid idea?
they're all white, upper middle class government workers. why the gently caress would they ever need to rethink any idea ever?

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

Dapper_Swindler posted:

yeah sounds real mentally sound there. any fun stories.

:same:




also have a dumb thing i found.

drat dude put a trigger warning on this

... or a button warning

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


InsertPotPun posted:

they're all white, upper middle class government workers. why the gently caress would they ever need to rethink any idea ever?

Alright, I am sold. We should nuke the next hurricane to hit Florida while it is over Florida.

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
i mean you joke but i'm pretty sure trump had to be talked down from doing exactly that

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


InsertPotPun posted:

i mean you joke but i'm pretty sure trump had to be talked down from doing exactly that

He did and that was kind of the joke. Trump 2024 to nuke Florida and Mar-a-lardo!

Edit: Not fixing the typo.

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner

Steadiman posted:

https://twitter.com/ronfilipkowski/status/1621276804362240000?s=46&t=5KQK4Xkhn4L6jxVJNCS9KA
Lol settle down Butthead, it’s just a basic phone provider with sketchy coverage at best, probably using the same service that the wokes use

Didn't they already do some patriot phone that was supposed to be super advanced only to be revealed to be a low tech POS.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

One of best things last year were these places being torched

https://twitter.com/JessicaValenti/status/1621238904740319233?s=20&t=ZnRtEqWzbZOZXgOsqXkucw

https://twitter.com/JessicaValenti/status/1621256868252319745?s=20&t=ZnRtEqWzbZOZXgOsqXkucw

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

The Last Call posted:

Didn't they already do some patriot phone that was supposed to be super advanced only to be revealed to be a low tech POS.

Oh yeah. The freedom phone or something similar. It was pretty much the cheapest OEM android handset from Aliexpress with some wallpapers of American flags. The grift train went hard on it for a few weeks until it completely disappeared as fast as it appeared. I distinctly remember Candace Owen’s tweeting about how it was the best phone ever with a big “sent from iPhone” underneath the tweet

Edit: it was expensive too, like $400, even though the oem phone was sold for maybe a hundred bucks. All you paid for were the wallpaper basically

Steadiman fucked around with this message at 00:45 on Feb 3, 2023

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Steadiman posted:

https://twitter.com/ronfilipkowski/status/1621276804362240000?s=46&t=5KQK4Xkhn4L6jxVJNCS9KA
Lol settle down Butthead, it’s just a basic phone provider with sketchy coverage at best, probably using the same service that the wokes use

i hope this service shunts all 911 calls directly to donald's voicemail

Asterite34
May 19, 2009



Buce posted:

i hope this service shunts all 911 calls directly to donald's voicemail

Sadly dialling 9-1-1 on a TrumpFone will just make it do a little jingle and say in a Microsoft Bob voice "Never Forget"

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!


Can't wait for the Hispanic Heritage Month deportation bus

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

0xAYN posted:

Watching satanists do things to protest christofascists is great because the christofascists always get super mad and screechy when their irl opponents have now teamed up with their imaginary opponent.

Like that pro-life foundation director lady that was posted earlier. Instead of a boring, regular PR soundbite like:
"we must protect the sanctity of life and encourage abstinent lifestyles"

She's just sounds completely deranged like:
"THEY CONSORT WITH DEMONS AND THEY'RE REAL THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT EVIL CORRUPTION LURKS IN THE DARK PITS I WAS RIGHT ABOUT ABORTION AND SATAN ALL ALONG"

Like the mask goes completely off and the full crazytown core of their beliefs is exposed

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


Black people are all from Africa, right?

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.

StupidSexyVaultGuy posted:

But Hunter has a LAPTOP FROM HELL!

I wonder what's going on in laptop news....

Hunter Biden’s lawyers demanded that state and federal prosecutors open criminal investigations into who accessed and disseminated his personal data

Bout god drat time.

It also mentions in there they want to sue Fox News and Tucker Carlson for defamation.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Steadiman posted:

https://twitter.com/ronfilipkowski/status/1621276804362240000?s=46&t=5KQK4Xkhn4L6jxVJNCS9KA
Lol settle down Butthead, it’s just a basic phone provider with sketchy coverage at best, probably using the same service that the wokes use

I was trying to explain socialism to this guy but then the Anti-Woke team from the phone company showed up!

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


Stoatbringer posted:

Black people are all from Africa, right?

Black people, dark continent. Duh! Don’t overthink it. This is just a tasteful tribute to our long history of law enforcement getting along with all black people. They’ll love it!

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Stoatbringer posted:

Black people are all from Africa, right?

I asked my building's janitor. He looked up from his hands and knees where he was scraping some gum off the floor and stared at me for about 20 seconds and then muttered "yeah sure."

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


Carth Dookie posted:

I asked my building's janitor. He looked up from his hands and knees where he was scraping some gum off the floor and stared at me for about 20 seconds and then muttered "yeah sure."

Pretty sure the janitor is actually Hispanic. Pretty sure that is close enough though.

Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo
Then there's this. I love the end!

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1621187681974685697

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

0xAYN posted:

Watching satanists do things to protest christofascists is great because the christofascists always get super mad and screechy when their irl opponents have now teamed up with their imaginary opponent.

Like that pro-life foundation director lady that was posted earlier. Instead of a boring, regular PR soundbite like:
"we must protect the sanctity of life and encourage abstinent lifestyles"

She's just sounds completely deranged like:
"THEY CONSORT WITH DEMONS AND THEY'RE REAL THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT EVIL CORRUPTION LURKS IN THE DARK PITS I WAS RIGHT ABOUT ABORTION AND SATAN ALL ALONG"

Like the mask goes completely off and the full crazytown core of their beliefs is exposed

literalist morons are always depressing but LOL. like the new testement is eith jesus rashomon or letters from paul and a dude who took musrooms talking about rome burning.

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
Who in Congress threatened her? I must've missed that.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

i am curious which one it was. i assume green.

Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

morningdrew posted:

tag yourself i'm 69 sports

I'm 52. Demented President.

Merry Christmas.

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



limp_cheese posted:

I wonder what's going on in laptop news....

Hunter Biden’s lawyers demanded that state and federal prosecutors open criminal investigations into who accessed and disseminated his personal data

Bout god drat time.

It also mentions in there they want to sue Fox News and Tucker Carlson for defamation.

If only there was evidence of the months and months of expanded coverage of lies oh shi

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

BigglesSWE posted:

Who in Congress threatened her? I must've missed that.

Gosar I think.

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jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


Dapper_Swindler posted:

i am curious which one it was. i assume green.

Gosar. He tweeted a pic of her getting her head cut off.

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