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Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

bennyfactor posted:

This is very cute and clever and also what else are you supposed to to with a compartment shaped like that? What is it even meant for?!

Drugs, duh

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Still ugly

Joe Mama
May 10, 2008

Puddin posted:

The RS200 is automotive perfection and I will fight anyone to the death that says otherwise.

Alpine A110>Lancia Stratos>RS200 :toughguy:

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



The front stil lsucks, but that rear!

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Joe Mama posted:

Alpine A110>Lancia Stratos>RS200 :toughguy:

I can assure you under the shell a Lancia Stratos has a loooooot of problems and is a foul car to drive.

Don't meet your heros

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


I found an Alfa I MAYBE like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-gGFb5CO1s

Except when you need a new windscreen...or any spares.

Humphreys fucked around with this message at 13:01 on Feb 1, 2023

Imperador do Brasil
Nov 18, 2005
Rotor-rific



Humphreys posted:

I found an Alfa I MAYBE like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-gGFb5CO1s

Except when you need a new windscreen...or any spares.

I saw one of these in person at Imports At Carlisle last year and I was blown away by how much I liked it. I’ve seen them in magazines etc. for the past several decades but living in the US I’d never seen one in person. Such a cool car.

Fun fact, in Italy it was called “il mostro” because they thought it was so ugly.

Nidhg00670000
Mar 26, 2010

We're in the pipe, five by five.
Grimey Drawer
I guess VWs weren't the only cars someone tried this with.

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



IMO this is awesome car poo poo for the sheer audacity of the guy:

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

Sagebrush posted:

Was debating between this or the terrible thread, but I think here is the right place



and before anyone says it's a photoshop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ONXpPJTU4
lol I absolutely love this

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Pile Of Garbage posted:

IMO this is awesome car poo poo for the sheer audacity of the guy:



It gets better!

https://www.drive.com.au/news/learner-drivers-holden-commodore-ute-police/

quote:

The antics of two learner drivers in Holden Commodore utes have been posted online by police after a pair of unrelated incidents in two states within the past week.

At 6:30pm on January 30, 2022, Barossa Highway Patrol officers on South Australia’s North-South Motorway reportedly detected a Holden Commodore SS ute being driven at 253km/h in a 110km/h zone.

According to a South Australia Police media statement, the V8-powered Holden Commodore suffered a mechanical failure shortly after it was detected at the excessive speed, allowing Highway Patrol officers to catch up to the driver.

Upon speaking to the 20-year-old male, the officers discovered the driver held a learner's permit, while his passenger was not fully licenced – a requirement to be classified as a supervisor.

While the detected speed was 143km/h above the posted limit, learner permit holders in South Australia are limited to 100km/h – resulting in the 20-year-old breaking his speed limit by 153km/h.

Oh and to top it off!

quote:

A roadside drug test performed on the driver returned a positive reading, while the Holden Commodore ute was also found to be unregistered.

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



lmao incredible. That guy is gonna be crowned King of Summernats, Lord of the Hoons.

builds character
Jan 16, 2008

Keep at it.
157 in old money. :stare:

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


In a Ute.... Those things get squirrelly with no weight in the back.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Humphreys posted:

In a Ute.... Those things get squirrelly with no weight in the back.

I bet they were going even faster before they got radared too.

Top speed of those utes is 270kph abeit with a tray cover on. That one looks like it doesnt have that so it'll be likely a touch slower. Tapping out a Commodore V8 on a public road, thats a hell of an effort.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

I bet they were going even faster before they got radared too.

Top speed of those utes is 270kph abeit with a tray cover on. That one looks like it doesnt have that so it'll be likely a touch slower. Tapping out a Commodore V8 on a public road, thats a hell of an effort.

I got to 190something in middle of nowhere outback ONCE in a sportswagon and that was floaty as.

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



There's a pretty high probability that the driver is never going to be able to drive (legally) ever again. There have been circumstances like this in the past where someone gets on their L-plates, goes hooning, gets caught by the cops, loses their L-plates and then cannot reapply for several years.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3l6PPgumaMc

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009




This could only be more awesome if it used a more squarish cabover that matched the real trucks.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
Still a bukhanka though which means the fuckers awesome. Like the Kamaz' little sibling.

I don't recognize the hubs though.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


cursedshitbox posted:

Still a bukhanka though which means the fuckers awesome. Like the Kamaz' little sibling.

I don't recognize the hubs though.

It's stock mechanically apart from the wheels. the wheels just have 5 dummy bolts on them.

Ford is putting a bunch of their archive stuff online, including stuff like the RS200 brochure.

https://fordheritagevault.com/



the 86 Escort RS Turbo brochure is delightfully nerdy.

https://fordheritagevault.com/scripts/mwimain.dll/144/DESCRIPTION_OPAC3/FORD_DETAIL?sessionsearch&exp=sisn%20270254

Powershift fucked around with this message at 18:47 on Feb 2, 2023

BuckyDoneGun
Nov 30, 2004
fat drunk
Chicks dig AU's





Also search for "concept" there's a few weird and wonderfuls.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

BuckyDoneGun posted:

Also search for "concept" there's a few weird and wonderfuls.

Hadlock
Nov 9, 2004

Was there ever a performance variant of the Ford Probe that didn't suck

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Hadlock posted:

Was there ever a performance variant of the Ford Probe that didn't suck

The MX-6?

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S
I had a SOHC MX-3 and that thing was a loving turd. Handled great tho. The DOHC in later models was apparently not as terrible.

I remember getting pulled over after taking off from a stop light, flooring it and redlining 1 and 2. The cop is all "why did you take off so aggressively?" and i responded something like "i only got to 35 there, this is a 45 zone, i have to drive this car like i stole it or it wont go anywhere"

Large Testicles fucked around with this message at 22:57 on Feb 2, 2023

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Hadlock posted:

Was there ever a performance variant of the Ford Probe that didn't suck

In a just world, the next-gen Probe would've been a mid-engined Jag chassis with a V12 mod motor.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Large Testicles posted:

I had a SOHC MX-3 and that thing was a loving turd. Handled great tho. The DOHC in later models was apparently not as terrible.

I remember getting pulled over after taking off from a stop light, flooring it and redlining 1 and 2. The cop is all "why did you take off so aggressively?" and i responded something like "i only got to 35 there, this is a 45 zone, i have to drive this car like i stole it or it wont go anywhere"

Was that an appropriate warding spell, or did he ticket you anyway?

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Hadlock posted:

Was there ever a performance variant of the Ford Probe that didn't suck

Define "suck" because for their time they were actually a fairly decent car. Especially the V6 model.


Mazda loved torque steer

Fornax Disaster
Apr 11, 2005

If you need me I'll be in Holodeck Four.

Powershift posted:


Ford is putting a bunch of their archive stuff online, including stuff like the RS200 brochure.

https://fordheritagevault.com/



https://fordheritagevault.com/scripts/mwimain.dll/144/DESCRIPTION_OPAC3/FORD_DETAIL?sessionsearch&exp=sisn%20265884

PainterofCrap, the brochure for your truck is in there.

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

PainterofCrap posted:

Was that an appropriate warding spell, or did he ticket you anyway?

i think i got away that time but i was getting pulled over on like a weekly basis back then and my rate was around 50% to get out of it

Q_res
Oct 29, 2005

We're fucking built for this shit!

Hadlock posted:

Was there ever a performance variant of the Ford Probe that didn't suck

What was wrong with the original Probe GT with the Mazda turbo 4?

Here it is beating the 240SX and Eclipse in a comparo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2wz6oV9sSU

Q_res fucked around with this message at 03:58 on Feb 3, 2023

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




Awesome! Thank you! Dowloaded.

Unreal that they offered a package that they say made it capable of a 1-ton payload. The thing weighs hardly more than a ton dry.

I mean: look at what is being sold as a 1-ton pickup today.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Large Testicles posted:

I had a SOHC MX-3 and that thing was a loving turd. Handled great tho. The DOHC in later models was apparently not as terrible.

I remember getting pulled over after taking off from a stop light, flooring it and redlining 1 and 2. The cop is all "why did you take off so aggressively?" and i responded something like "i only got to 35 there, this is a 45 zone, i have to drive this car like i stole it or it wont go anywhere"

The MX-3 was unrelated to the Probe, but one of those with the tiny little V6 is on my list of cars I absolutely should have bought instead of the shitbox 200SX SE-R I did buy

(First car was a Probe, no turbo, and I still think the dash/console was :krad:)

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Road & Track Presents: The Need For Speed

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Phy posted:

The MX-3 was unrelated to the Probe, but one of those with the tiny little V6 is on my list of cars I absolutely should have bought instead of the shitbox 200SX SE-R I did buy

(First car was a Probe, no turbo, and I still think the dash/console was :krad:)

I could totally be making poo poo up but I remember back in the day someone stuffed a 3 rotor+turbo in an MX-3 and did a 7 second pass once and it was never heard from again.

I mean I probably am making poo poo up but I definitely remember reading about someone stuffing a 21b in one of those and going insane times down the 1/4 except I can't find anything about it now. I was reading a lot of Sport Compact Car back when I was reading car mags. That was also around the time of the twin engine Tiburon doing twin transmission burnouts.

Large Testicles fucked around with this message at 09:21 on Feb 3, 2023

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

looks like a talking racecar from a Miyazaki movie

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
My first car was a 1st gen base model 4cyl probe which I later did a turbo conversion to It was so long ago that I cant remember what it drove like other than it made enough torque to cause a brand new stock clutch to slip in 5th gear when the turbo spooled up.

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
Also I once met a guy at a track day who raced a first gen mx6 semi-competitvely and said it was a much better car than the fox body he was running previously

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Too bad they didn't make this.

two duratec V6s bolted together in to a V12.

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