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Regular Wario: Mar 27, 2010; Slippery Tilde

mobby_6kl posted:

The little skid :3:

# ? Feb 3, 2023 03:51

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# ? May 31, 2024 21:16

ILL Machina: Mar 25, 2004; Glory to Italia!

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

https://i.imgur.com/4QxQXsf.mp4

# ? Feb 3, 2023 04:18

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

I would hate to have a misfire.

# ? Feb 3, 2023 04:29

Regular Wario: Mar 27, 2010; Slippery Tilde

ILL Machina posted:

https://i.imgur.com/4QxQXsf.mp4

Does it make the grenade launcher foomph noise though?

# ? Feb 3, 2023 04:35

Vlaphor: Dec 18, 2005; Lipstick Apathy

Even with a cup, that's going to be painful as gently caress.

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_roweh5AX801w5pr9j.mp4

# ? Feb 3, 2023 04:45

shame on an IGA: Apr 8, 2005

I mean it kinda does look like it's designed as a hi-lo system

e: the 40mm flintlock, not the nutshot

# ? Feb 3, 2023 04:46

Cable Guy: Jul 18, 2005; I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...; Slippery Tilde

Non Compos Mentis posted:

Does it make the grenade launcher foomph noise though?

It's more of a Ftumch...

# ? Feb 3, 2023 04:47

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

shame on an IGA posted:

I mean it kinda does look like it's designed as a hi-lo system

e: the 40mm flintlock, not the nutshot

It looks more like a hel-lo system, as in "say hel-lo to my little friend"

# ? Feb 3, 2023 04:59

Blue Footed Booby: Oct 4, 2006; got those happy feet

thepopmonster posted:

No, getting submarines to sink is cheap and easy. Getting them to surface again is the expensive and difficult part.

Fake edit: the British K-class steam-powered submarines might count as expensive and easy to sink:

"Of the 18 built, none were lost through enemy action, but six sank, with significant loss of life, in accidents. Only one ever engaged an enemy vessel, K-7 hitting a U-boat amidships, though the torpedo failed to explode"

"This was made worse by the estimated maximum diving depth of 200 feet (61 m) being much less than their overall length. Even a 10-degree angle on the 339-foot-long hull would cause a 59-foot (18 m) difference in depth of the bow and stern, and 30 degrees would produce 170 feet (52 m), which meant that while the stern would almost be on the surface, the bow would almost be at its maximum safe depth."

"A dive from steam-powered surface operation normally required 30 minutes. Minimum time needed to secure the main engines, shift to battery motors and dive under emergency conditions was nearly 5 minutes"

"K15 sank at her mooring in Portsmouth on 25 June 1921. This was caused by hydraulic oil expanding in the hot weather and contracting overnight as the temperature dropped and the consequent loss of pressure causing diving vents to open. The boat flooded through open hatches as it submerged."

It's like a dog that doesn't realize it's no longer small enough to fit behind a piece of furniture so it "hides" with its whole rear end exposed.

# ? Feb 3, 2023 05:06

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

https://www.usni.org/naval-history/wreck-of-the-S-5 posted:

The bilges were filled. Their pumps were inadequate. The main power was out after sea water exploded the panel. They were in 180 feet of water, unable to contact the outside world, unable to escape, with 48 hours before anyone would declare the S-5 overdue in port.

The sub needed to get off the bottom. Cooke decided to blow the aft tanks. The hope was that the sudden buoyancy would lift the bow even though it was flooded. The tanks were blown. The stern gained buoyancy, but the bow did not rise. Soon the sub was at an angle of 60 degrees�stern raised, bow on the bottom.

"What ship are you?�

�Submarine S-5�

�What nationality?�

�United States.�

�Where are you bound?�

�To hell, by compass!�

# ? Feb 3, 2023 05:10

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

LifeSunDeath posted:

https://i.imgur.com/ndI5EIK.mp4

Greasee

# ? Feb 3, 2023 05:18

ekuNNN: Nov 27, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ILL Machina posted:

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rpdh4puBTs1s1ddrj.mp4

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rpgkwzJsiX1qigfjt.mp4

https://twitter.com/TansuYegen/status/1620814170823467008

# ? Feb 3, 2023 05:31

ChesterJT: Dec 28, 2003; Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus

ekuNNN posted:

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rpgkwzJsiX1qigfjt.mp4

# ? Feb 3, 2023 05:40

ILL Machina: Mar 25, 2004; Glory to Italia!

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

I thought for sure that was water for the insta gag

# ? Feb 3, 2023 06:25

LawfulWaffle: Mar 11, 2014; Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

ILL Machina posted:

I thought for sure that was water for the insta gag

Absolutely the same. I thought for sure that no one would be that stupid. You�d think I would know better by now

# ? Feb 3, 2023 06:29

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

The way the camera turns away and cuts off instantly after the fire starts makes me think that it is just water, and there's someone just off screen spraying a can of hairspray into a candle or something. People will fake absolutely anything for the views these days

# ? Feb 3, 2023 06:32

Mr. Fix It: Oct 26, 2000; 💀ayyy💀

i think gasoline would be a whole lot more explosive

# ? Feb 3, 2023 06:47

Invalid Validation: Jan 13, 2008

Like even if you are that stupid you�d probably start gagging at all the gas fumes.

# ? Feb 3, 2023 06:50

Rigged Death Trap: Feb 13, 2012; BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

SimonSays posted:

A small pile of carbon?

A large pile of glowing carbon

# ? Feb 3, 2023 14:02

BrassRoots: Jan 9, 2012; You can play a shoestring if you're sincere - John Coltrane

Rigged Death Trap posted:

A large pile of glowing carbon

I think your goose is cooked.

# ? Feb 3, 2023 14:28

Radio Paranoia: Jun 27, 2010; It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Rigged Death Trap posted:

A large pile of glowing carbon

Forbidden lockdown bread.

# ? Feb 3, 2023 14:28

StoryTime: Feb 26, 2010; Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja

Rigged Death Trap posted:

A large pile of glowing carbon

But... the future refused to change.

# ? Feb 3, 2023 14:46

Harry_Potato: May 21, 2021

Rigged Death Trap posted:

A large pile of glowing carbon

I like my steaks well done.

# ? Feb 3, 2023 15:00

Cthulu Carl: Apr 16, 2006

Rigged Death Trap posted:

A large pile of glowing carbon

Eat the dragon egg.

# ? Feb 3, 2023 15:12

holtemon: May 2, 2019; Dancing is forbidden

What temperature does that have to be to glow like that?

# ? Feb 3, 2023 15:14

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

This may be the worst looking thing I have seen that did not result in serious injury.

�What about your mom, OP?�

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7VHP0vi9-w

# ? Feb 3, 2023 16:08

Aramis: Sep 22, 2009

Apparently "not having eardrums anymore" qualifies as a minor injury.

# ? Feb 3, 2023 16:12

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

holtemon posted:

What temperature does that have to be to glow like that?

Depends on the camera that took the picture. It's unlikely that the glow is exactly the same to naked eye, depending on if the camera has any infrared filters or not.

I guess the towel puts some upper end to the temperature, unless it's woven of asbestos...

# ? Feb 3, 2023 16:26