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Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting

Axolotl tanks, cool.

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_____!
May 2, 2004


The weirdest part about Nikocado is that he is clearly doing it as a bit but commiting so hard it's killing him. I saw a clip of him going through a drive thru in Texas on a mobility scooter in front of a truck and just chewing the scenery. I can appreciate blurring the lines between art and life but good God is it dumb.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNqSM1keNmw
He seems to break character a bunch in this one. Definitely not recommending either of these people but my psyche had to endure it and now you do too.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Doctor: Don't worry sir, it's only weird to you. She's dead.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

I also choose this guy's dead wife.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Beast Pussy posted:

I'm no way defending said lady, but I think that's usually a result of salt from cooking causing the nervous system to go crazy after they're dead.

No eating live octopus is an actual thing. Dip into flavor sauce, shove in mouth and hope the suckers on the tentacles don't cling to anything on the way in.

This was on an ep of Zimmern, iirc. The woman he was eating these with was wearing glasses, and the octopus thwapped a tentacle on one lens. She had to take it out of her mouth, pull the tentacle off the lens, and shoved it back in. "That happens sometimes "

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."
personally i watch a bit of mukbang and food challenges vicariously. id like to train to do a food challenge one day. i also wish to sit in front of large quantities of food. i like it when they do the cooking themselves too.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
I wonder what it smells like

Beast Pussy
Nov 30, 2006

You are dark inside

MrUnderbridge posted:

No eating live octopus is an actual thing. Dip into flavor sauce, shove in mouth and hope the suckers on the tentacles don't cling to anything on the way in.

This was on an ep of Zimmern, iirc. The woman he was eating these with was wearing glasses, and the octopus thwapped a tentacle on one lens. She had to take it out of her mouth, pull the tentacle off the lens, and shoved it back in. "That happens sometimes "

Oh cool. That's terrible and I wish I hadn't learned that.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

MrUnderbridge posted:

No eating live octopus is an actual thing. Dip into flavor sauce, shove in mouth and hope the suckers on the tentacles don't cling to anything on the way in.

Is there not a distinct risk that it will just cling on to the in side of your throat and suffocate you? Like octopuses are smart and known for being clingy so that seems like it should be a pretty regular thing.

If so good. gently caress people who would do poo poo like that to an octopus. Straight up animal cruelty bullshit.

LookieLoo
Feb 10, 2011

dr_rat posted:

Is there not a distinct risk that it will just cling on to the in side of your throat and suffocate you? Like octopuses are smart and known for being clingy so that seems like it should be a pretty regular thing.

If so good. gently caress people who would do poo poo like that to an octopus. Straight up animal cruelty bullshit.

I think that's the point, I'm rooting for the octopus

Nfcknblvbl
Jul 15, 2002

Mukbang should have died along with Epic Meal Time.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

dr_rat posted:

Is there not a distinct risk that it will just cling on to the in side of your throat and suffocate you? Like octopuses are smart and known for being clingy so that seems like it should be a pretty regular thing.

If so good. gently caress people who would do poo poo like that to an octopus. Straight up animal cruelty bullshit.

Yup. Happened to a woman in 2010, and a man in 2019. You're supposed to chew them thoroughly enough before you swallow.

The dish is called san naki.

I'm a fairly adventurous eater (ok, maybe tryer), but nah.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I don't even like cooked octopus. It's like chewing on gum that never deteriorates.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I wouldn't eat octopus anyway even if I liked the texture, I don't like the idea of eating food that may be smarter than me

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Milo and POTUS posted:

I don't even like cooked octopus. It's like chewing on gum that never deteriorates.

Not when it is fresh.

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

Captain Hygiene posted:

I wouldn't eat octopus anyway even if I liked the texture, I don't like the idea of eating food that may be smarter than me

Sorry to hear you're going vegan

Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.

MrUnderbridge posted:

Yup. Happened to a woman in 2010, and a man in 2019. You're supposed to chew them thoroughly enough before you swallow.

The dish is called san naki.

I'm a fairly adventurous eater (ok, maybe tryer), but nah.

San-nakji (산낙지). Usually the octopus is killed before being served (nerve impulses keep it moving even without the brain) but very, very rarely it's served completely live.

I still can't stomach the idea personally, even if it is technically dead the whole concept is gross to me. Octopus is delicious, but I'm definitely conflicted about eating it; if it fights back I am absolutely out.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender

They should put this next to the twine section.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/meiselasb/status/1621019274193276928

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic
Well, at least they’re being honest about what they really care about.

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib
Eating live octopus...did none of you watch the last season of The Boys? Smh. Also goes for loving the octopus. Still don't understand the mechanics of that, what with the beak and all.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Wilkins Micawber posted:

Eating live octopus...did none of you watch the last season of The Boys? Smh. Also goes for loving the octopus. Still don't understand the mechanics of that, what with the beak and all.

At least we don't have to hear it beg for mercy

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

lmao what a country

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Someone said they look more like FALs which were the weapons used in rhodesia so there's a chance it might be even worse lol

Queen Gnome
Jul 30, 2006

Her Lawnliness

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

If you were doing a Bride of Frankenstein costume for Halloween, that for all your nails would be the greatest little detail.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Milo and POTUS posted:

Someone said they look more like FALs which were the weapons used in rhodesia so there's a chance it might be even worse lol

Ugh I thought they were just stupid flattops at first but you may be right….

We Got Us A Bread
Jul 23, 2007

_____! posted:

The weirdest part about Nikocado is that he is clearly doing it as a bit but commiting so hard it's killing him. I saw a clip of him going through a drive thru in Texas on a mobility scooter in front of a truck and just chewing the scenery. I can appreciate blurring the lines between art and life but good God is it dumb.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNqSM1keNmw
He seems to break character a bunch in this one. Definitely not recommending either of these people but my psyche had to endure it and now you do too.

He's also a tremendous piece of poo poo/abusive/sex pest, so there's that, too.

https://www.dailydot.com/upstream/youtube-stephanie-soo-nikocado-avocado/

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA
Learning about a person who is performatively awful and finding out he is also actually-awful all in the span of 24 hours is pretty standard these days

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
You just have to find what you're good at and don't do it for free. Also if you do what you love, you'll never work a day in your life.

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting

TotalLossBrain posted:

You just have to find what you're good at and don't do it for free. Also if you do what you love, you'll never work a day in your life.

How do I get paid to tug?

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Milo and POTUS posted:

Someone said they look more like FALs which were the weapons used in rhodesia so there's a chance it might be even worse lol

It looks like a Bushmaster XM-15 (below), they're a Colt offshoot/selloff from way back. The FN FAL has been basically everywhere since NATO adoption in the early 60s and just showed up in Rhodesian bullshit because the platform and ammo were/are almost universally available.

Pissed Ape Sexist fucked around with this message at 02:52 on Feb 4, 2023

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:

How do I get paid to tug?

Been living under a rock and didn’t hear about OnlyFans?

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


mind the walrus posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeo1Q1FUc0Q

Yeah this guy is the poster child but it's pretty much all like this to varying degrees of hosed.

This is going to happen to him one day. And I won't be sad.

Oops I'm dumb and forgot the pic

Humphreys fucked around with this message at 08:43 on Feb 4, 2023

Wee Bairns
Feb 10, 2004

Jack Tripper's wingman.

Humphreys posted:

This is going to happen to him one day. And I won't be sad.

Oops I'm dumb and forgot the pic


This is all kinds of terrifying.

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
theres a good chance youre sitting on a deathtrap like this when looking at this.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
a..... a.... butt?

they farted the chair to smithereens????

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GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Yolomon Wayne posted:

theres a good chance youre sitting on a deathtrap like this when looking at this.

That's why I'm always clenching at work. Always

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