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Well, good thing God was there to Intelligently Design the hurricanes so that his favored children, lizards, could better hang on to things.
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# ? May 27, 2024 23:48 |
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https://twitter.com/LEBassett/status/1620558040587194368
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# ? Feb 2, 2023 08:45 |
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I hope she sues the ever loving poo poo out of them and burns the store to the ground
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# ? Feb 2, 2023 15:27 |
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Or at least gum up the works.
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# ? Feb 2, 2023 15:35 |
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I wouldn’t convict the lady.
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# ? Feb 2, 2023 15:41 |
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https://twitter.com/radleybalko/status/1620919935949246465?s=46&t=tmp_XYfeWbFxhRERZZRr2A
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# ? Feb 2, 2023 16:33 |
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However, the female mimes did quit pretty early on because they all encountered the glass ceiling.
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# ? Feb 2, 2023 16:51 |
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https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/she-friend-zoned-him-he-s-suing-her-for-23-million-over-it/ar-AA171xtg Anybody that calls themselves a drone racing executive just sounds like an extreme megadouche.
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# ? Feb 2, 2023 17:52 |
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Cartoon Man posted:
Headlines written by prescient cyberpunk authors in the late 90s/early 2000s
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# ? Feb 2, 2023 17:55 |
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Cartoon Man posted:Anybody that calls themselves a drone racing executive just sounds like an extreme megadouche. An actual Turbo-Douche.
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# ? Feb 2, 2023 19:03 |
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The accuser, Michael "Timmy Pisspants" Anderson, claims his reputation has been irrevocably damaged by the defendant's unprovable story from over 30 years ago. Mr. Pisspants declined to speak with us further on the matter.
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# ? Feb 2, 2023 19:15 |
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Canadian groundhog Fred la Marmotte found dead before planned prediction. This is a good sign right?
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# ? Feb 2, 2023 22:51 |
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Was Bill de Blasio seen in the vicinity?
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# ? Feb 2, 2023 23:04 |
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Inceltown posted:Canadian groundhog Fred la Marmotte found dead before planned prediction. [ ] Sees his shadow [ ] Doesn't see his shadow [ X ] Is dragged down to Hell by shadows a la those mega creepy scenes from Ghost
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# ? Feb 2, 2023 23:19 |
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Inceltown posted:Canadian groundhog Fred la Marmotte found dead before planned prediction.
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# ? Feb 2, 2023 23:33 |
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Inceltown posted:Canadian groundhog Fred la Marmotte found dead before planned prediction. The town is just off the coast of the Gulf of St Lawrence My vote is New Brunswick gets flipped into the sky by a heretofore unknown supervolcano like the world's largest toonie, and lands edge-first on the Gaspe peninsula
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 01:49 |
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Phy posted:The town is just off the coast of the Gulf of St Lawrence And nothing of value is lost...
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 02:25 |
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Splicer posted:Fred saw the shadow of the valley of death. He took a look at his life and and realized there's nothing left.
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 06:30 |
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Owners of Used Sex Toy Company Swear It's Not Gross
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 15:27 |
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TBH the best use for unwanted sex toys is to throw them at Republican lawmakers. hard.
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 15:41 |
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For sale, fleshlight, "like new"
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 15:49 |
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By popular demand posted:TBH the best use for unwanted sex toys is to throw them at Republican lawmakers. hard. Preferably supersonic
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 16:12 |
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quote:studies show that there’s only a minimal risk of catching an STI from a used, sterilized sex toy if it is made of a non-porous material like silicone and is properly sanitized.
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 20:03 |
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What about wood
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 20:26 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:What about wood Don’t you want someone to care about you?
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 20:38 |
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Splicer posted:Oh it's "minimal"! Well, that's all my worries assuaged. Sometimes in terms of risks the word minimal means "commensurate with everyday life" so like, there's no such thing really as no risk, but you're as likely to catch the clap from a used dildo as you are walking around the corner to grab a coffee.
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 20:42 |
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At my local they call that a chlamydia macchiato
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 21:07 |
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Splicer posted:Oh it's "minimal"! Well, that's all my worries assuaged. quote:they require sellers to clean their used toys with a three-step cleaning method: washing with soap and water, sanitizing with alcohol, and sterilizing by boiling, bleaching or using UV-C. Customers must also post pictures of the process So there's no standardised, certifiable cleaning process, just maybe some pictures of a stockpot full of buttplugs?
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 21:35 |
Baron von Eevl posted:Sometimes in terms of risks the word minimal means "commensurate with everyday life" so like, there's no such thing really as no risk, but you're as likely to catch the clap from a used dildo as you are walking around the corner to grab a coffee.
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Pookah posted:So there's no standardised, certifiable cleaning process, just maybe some pictures of a stockpot full of buttplugs?
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 21:44 |
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Why would the union care about dildoing my coffee
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 21:45 |
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Pookah posted:So there's no standardised, certifiable cleaning process, just maybe some pictures of a stockpot full of buttplugs? This immediately popped out at me too. I was thinking this was "send us your dildos, we pay you, we clean them, we sell them to the next guy." This is just being a middleman for sex toys (and not in the fun way).
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 21:48 |
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Pookah posted:stockpot full of buttplugs Now there's a username.
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 21:49 |
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Zereth posted:They're not even cleaning them themselves? It’s like Uber but for anal beads.
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 21:49 |
Milo and POTUS posted:Why would the union care about dildoing my coffee
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 21:51 |
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Baron von Eevl posted:Sometimes in terms of risks the word minimal means "commensurate with everyday life" so like, there's no such thing really as no risk, but you're as likely to catch the clap from a used dildo as you are walking around the corner to grab a coffee.
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 21:51 |
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Baron von Eevl posted:Sometimes in terms of risks the word minimal means "commensurate with everyday life" so like, there's no such thing really as no risk, but you're as likely to catch the clap from a used dildo as you are walking around the corner to grab a coffee.
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 21:57 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:Why would the union care about dildoing my coffee Scab dildo e: Also what you get when that business sends one out as "gently used and thoroughly cleaned"
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 22:47 |
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https://twitter.com/BenjiSJones/status/1621512864732434432 The culprit.
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 23:59 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 23:48 |
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That is hilarious but I really wish they'd caught it on video, because I love the idea of just standing there and watching acorns fall out of there for like 10 minutes straight
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