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Well, good thing God was there to Intelligently Design the hurricanes so that his favored children, lizards, could better hang on to things.
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I hope she sues the ever loving poo poo out of them and burns the store to the ground
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Or at least gum up the works.
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Cartoon Man posted:
Headlines written by prescient cyberpunk authors in the late 90s/early 2000s
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Cartoon Man posted:Anybody that calls themselves a drone racing executive just sounds like an extreme megadouche. An actual Turbo-Douche.
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The accuser, Michael "Timmy Pisspants" Anderson, claims his reputation has been irrevocably damaged by the defendant's unprovable story from over 30 years ago. Mr. Pisspants declined to speak with us further on the matter.
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Canadian groundhog Fred la Marmotte found dead before planned prediction. This is a good sign right?
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Was Bill de Blasio seen in the vicinity?
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Inceltown posted:Canadian groundhog Fred la Marmotte found dead before planned prediction. [ ] Sees his shadow [ ] Doesn't see his shadow [ X ] Is dragged down to Hell by shadows a la those mega creepy scenes from Ghost
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Inceltown posted:Canadian groundhog Fred la Marmotte found dead before planned prediction.
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Inceltown posted:Canadian groundhog Fred la Marmotte found dead before planned prediction. The town is just off the coast of the Gulf of St Lawrence My vote is New Brunswick gets flipped into the sky by a heretofore unknown supervolcano like the world's largest toonie, and lands edge-first on the Gaspe peninsula
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Phy posted:The town is just off the coast of the Gulf of St Lawrence And nothing of value is lost...
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Splicer posted:Fred saw the shadow of the valley of death. He took a look at his life and and realized there's nothing left.
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TBH the best use for unwanted sex toys is to throw them at Republican lawmakers. hard.
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For sale, fleshlight, "like new"
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By popular demand posted:TBH the best use for unwanted sex toys is to throw them at Republican lawmakers. hard. Preferably supersonic
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quote:studies show that there’s only a minimal risk of catching an STI from a used, sterilized sex toy if it is made of a non-porous material like silicone and is properly sanitized.
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What about wood
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Milo and POTUS posted:What about wood Don’t you want someone to care about you?
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Splicer posted:Oh it's "minimal"! Well, that's all my worries assuaged. Sometimes in terms of risks the word minimal means "commensurate with everyday life" so like, there's no such thing really as no risk, but you're as likely to catch the clap from a used dildo as you are walking around the corner to grab a coffee.
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At my local they call that a chlamydia macchiato
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Splicer posted:Oh it's "minimal"! Well, that's all my worries assuaged. quote:they require sellers to clean their used toys with a three-step cleaning method: washing with soap and water, sanitizing with alcohol, and sterilizing by boiling, bleaching or using UV-C. Customers must also post pictures of the process So there's no standardised, certifiable cleaning process, just maybe some pictures of a stockpot full of buttplugs?
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Baron von Eevl posted:Sometimes in terms of risks the word minimal means "commensurate with everyday life" so like, there's no such thing really as no risk, but you're as likely to catch the clap from a used dildo as you are walking around the corner to grab a coffee. 
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Pookah posted:So there's no standardised, certifiable cleaning process, just maybe some pictures of a stockpot full of buttplugs?
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Why would the union care about dildoing my coffee
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Pookah posted:So there's no standardised, certifiable cleaning process, just maybe some pictures of a stockpot full of buttplugs? This immediately popped out at me too. I was thinking this was "send us your dildos, we pay you, we clean them, we sell them to the next guy." This is just being a middleman for sex toys (and not in the fun way).
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Pookah posted:stockpot full of buttplugs Now there's a username.
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Zereth posted:They're not even cleaning them themselves? It’s like Uber but for anal beads.
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Milo and POTUS posted:Why would the union care about dildoing my coffee
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Baron von Eevl posted:Sometimes in terms of risks the word minimal means "commensurate with everyday life" so like, there's no such thing really as no risk, but you're as likely to catch the clap from a used dildo as you are walking around the corner to grab a coffee.
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Baron von Eevl posted:Sometimes in terms of risks the word minimal means "commensurate with everyday life" so like, there's no such thing really as no risk, but you're as likely to catch the clap from a used dildo as you are walking around the corner to grab a coffee.
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Milo and POTUS posted:Why would the union care about dildoing my coffee Scab dildo e: Also what you get when that business sends one out as "gently used and thoroughly cleaned"
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