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Wormskull posted:60 YEAR OLD PARANOID GULF WAR VET (Far Cry 5, 6, probably Crysis 3, probably Doomy Turtle, etc): Haha don’t worry, we, the developers, know that climbing 5000 foot towers sucks so you only have to do this one once, gamer, for the sake of this joke that blew our decrepit minds. lol
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Feb 3, 2023 22:06
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*wipes tear from my eye* Yep haha. 600 Pound “FunkoPop God” Simon from IT is a genius when it comes to making fun of poo poo we put in our own games. He has a real knack for pointing out why our games suck major rear end cheeks.
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Feb 3, 2023 22:07
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Wormskull posted:*wipes tear from my eye* Yep haha. 600 Pound “FunkoPop God” Simon from IT is a genius when it comes to making fun of poo poo we put in our own games. He has a real knack for pointing out why our games suck major rear end cheeks.
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Wormskull posted:*wipes tear from my eye* Yep haha. 600 Pound “FunkoPop God” Simon from IT is a genius when it comes to making fun of poo poo we put in our own games. He has a real knack for pointing out why our games suck major rear end cheeks. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that bad games are good when the characters make fun of how bad they are
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Wormskull posted:*wipes tear from my eye* Yep haha. 600 Pound “FunkoPop God” Simon from IT is a genius when it comes to making fun of poo poo we put in our own games. He has a real knack for pointing out why our games suck major rear end cheeks. lmao
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*very slowly and affectless* Thanks guys, gals, and everyone else. Follow me at @2d20snutz for more of my thoughts on modern gaming tropes.
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Wormskull posted:60 YEAR OLD PARANOID GULF WAR VET (Far Cry 5, 6, probably Crysis 3, probably Doomy Turtle, etc): Haha don’t worry, we, the developers, know that climbing 5000 foot towers sucks so you only have to do this one once, gamer, for the sake of this joke that blew our decrepit minds. Wormskull posted:*wipes tear from my eye* Yep haha. 600 Pound “FunkoPop God” Simon from IT is a genius when it comes to making fun of poo poo we put in our own games. He has a real knack for pointing out why our games suck major rear end cheeks.
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Wormskull posted:*wipes tear from my eye* Yep haha. 600 Pound “FunkoPop God” Simon from IT is a genius when it comes to making fun of poo poo we put in our own games. He has a real knack for pointing out why our games suck major rear end cheeks.
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Wormskull posted:I’m real sick of games where the characters don’t take the premise seriously so all they do is tell you the writer’s jokes constantly, which pisses me off because if it was funny I would have laughed and I don’t need Josh Wheedon telling me what to laugh at. Even BG3 which I been loving is like that with all except one companion, my fair lady Lae’zel who takes the game dead loving seriously and is way funnier than all the snarky British dillweeds anyone could throw at you for it. im really looking forward to bg3 but man thats depressing
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Wormskull posted:*wipes tear from my eye* Yep haha. 600 Pound “FunkoPop God” Simon from IT is a genius when it comes to making fun of poo poo we put in our own games. He has a real knack for pointing out why our games suck major rear end cheeks. lmao
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Nutmeg posted:im really looking forward to bg3 but man thats depressing Yeah
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Leadthumb posted:When the boy told the girl, "ugh, you sound like a video game tutorial." I uninstalled that game. ----------------
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Nutmeg posted:im really looking forward to bg3 but man thats depressing yeh...
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Feb 3, 2023 22:14
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gbs unpopular video game opinions thread getting a special thanks in the credits
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Wormskull posted:*wipes tear from my eye* Yep haha. 600 Pound “FunkoPop God” Simon from IT is a genius when it comes to making fun of poo poo we put in our own games. He has a real knack for pointing out why our games suck major rear end cheeks. Lmfao
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I believe Far Cry: Blood Dragon was an entire retail product of that concept, as the complete narrative.
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Plebian Parasite posted:gbs unpopular video game opinions thread getting a special thanks in the credits lol
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Nutmeg posted:im really looking forward to bg3 but man thats depressing It still kicks a lot of rear end, at least to a CRPG noob like me, to play, but as with most games these days I pretty much despise most of the cutscenes.
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Feb 3, 2023 22:26
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At least with the dialogue for the PC only like 1/4 answers are Nathan Drake tier trash instead of 3/4 or all.
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You should have to hold R, for Retard, when you click or press the button for one of Those dialogue options.
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Wormskull posted:I’m real sick of games where the characters don’t take the premise seriously so all they do is tell you the writer’s jokes constantly, which pisses me off because if it was funny I would have laughed and I don’t need Josh Wheedon telling me what to laugh at. Even BG3 which I been loving is like that with all except one companion, my fair lady Lae’zel who takes the game dead loving seriously and is way funnier than all the snarky British dillweeds anyone could throw at you for it. in doom eternal theres a robot who cracks wise and tells you wear to go in your head like cortana but later on its replaced with a sexy gothic badboy demon. there's also a zany uac hologram lady who cracks wise about summoning demons. FORTUNATELY all the cutscenes you can skip by holding a button so you can get straight to business! thats right! playing a more restrictive version of serious sam.
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mysterious loyall X posted:in doom eternal theres a robot who cracks wise and tells you wear to go in your head like cortana but later on its replaced with a sexy gothic badboy demon. there's also a zany uac hologram lady who cracks wise about summoning demons. FORTUNATELY all the cutscenes you can skip by holding a button so you can get straight to business! thats right! playing a more restrictive version of serious sam. lol
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Feb 3, 2023 22:36
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In BG3 I opened a barn door onto a bugbear loving an ogre in the rear end over a mangled corpse and the 2nd dialogue option was “Whoa, I just heard a bunch of noise and wanted to join in the fun! Haha.” Like dude. Stfu.
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Feb 3, 2023 22:36
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Nobody has any loving confidence, it's like gbs poster poo poo
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attn all devs: i want to hear abot the sick worlds you spent hours thinkin about and comin up with cool ideas for. doin lovely jokes about it is the sign of a mewling coward. thank you.
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There are some cool NPCs in there though like an old human lady in a Tiefling settlement who says a bunch of Flannery O’Connor style old timey (but “good natured” style) racist poo poo about the various fantasy races lol.
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Doody Turdal.
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welcome posted:Doody Turdal. My comedy influences? Nathan Drake. Master Chief. Gordon Freeman as RPed by GBS goons in 2008. The usual.
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Wormskull posted:My comedy influences? Nathan Drake. Master Chief. Gordon Freeman as RPed by GBS goons in 2008. The usual. https://archive.org/details/hlcomic/page/n1/mode/2up
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Wormskull posted:I’m real sick of games where the characters don’t take the premise seriously so all they do is tell you the writer’s jokes constantly, which pisses me off because if it was funny I would have laughed and I don’t need Josh Wheedon telling me what to laugh at. Even BG3 which I been loving is like that with all except one companion, my fair lady Lae’zel who takes the game dead loving seriously and is way funnier than all the snarky British dillweeds anyone could throw at you for it. I think this is pretty much why I couldn’t get into pillars of eternity 2
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la mulana and either persona 3 or elden ring randomizer. cant decide
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Pablo Nergigante posted:Yeah I’m an Old School Gamer (Singularity, Kane & Lynch, Haze)
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I'm playing We ♥ Katamari for the first time ever, haven't played any Katamari Damacy games past the first one at all. Rolling up giant swarms of fish all at once in the underwater level was cool.
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What up TikTok Nation. I love all that cringe poo poo in my videogames. I loving love it when Dawn Horizon says yall and the purple haired white girl says nameen. I guess I'm just built different. *drops phone revealing my massive drooping gut, making me look fully nude even though I'm in my gamer shorts*
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:What up TikTok Nation. I love all that cringe poo poo in my videogames. I loving love it when Dawn Horizon says yall and the purple haired white girl says nameen. I guess I'm just built different. *drops phone revealing my massive drooping gut, making me look fully nude even though I'm in my gamer shorts* lmfao
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:What up TikTok Nation. I love all that cringe poo poo in my videogames. I loving love it when Dawn Horizon says yall and the purple haired white girl says nameen. I guess I'm just built different. *drops phone revealing my massive drooping gut, making me look fully nude even though I'm in my gamer shorts* lmao
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:What up TikTok Nation. I love all that cringe poo poo in my videogames. I loving love it when Dawn Horizon says yall and the purple haired white girl says nameen. I guess I'm just built different. *drops phone revealing my massive drooping gut, making me look fully nude even though I'm in my gamer shorts* Lmgao
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:What up TikTok Nation. I love all that cringe poo poo in my videogames. I loving love it when Dawn Horizon says yall and the purple haired white girl says nameen. I guess I'm just built different. *drops phone revealing my massive drooping gut, making me look fully nude even though I'm in my gamer shorts* lmfao
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