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Touchscreen headlights. I don't mean you have to turn them on with a touchscreen either. But maybe you do. But your headlights are still touchscreens.
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I will hunt you idiots down if these end up turning into reality 
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Feb 4, 2023 01:24
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That Works posted:Touchscreen steering wheel And brake pedal
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Touchscreen activated seatbelts.
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Feb 4, 2023 01:25
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That one James Bond where he drove the car with his cellphone
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wesleywillis posted:Touchscreen activated seatbelts. You have to hit the screen to lock them in the fraction of a second before a crash
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Feb 4, 2023 01:43
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ryanrs posted:OTOH what if we made the door handle 100% capacitive touch? That's on the MachE. It worked ok when I tried it on the showroom.
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Feb 4, 2023 01:48
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Mods!!!!
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How long before cars are made with no windows, all screens on the inside
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Applebees Appetizer posted:How long before cars are made with no windows, all screens on the inside 
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Zil posted:Touchscreen activated airbags Touch the screen with your face, airbags activate. Except your monthly payment was 15 minutes late, so yo actually just ram your face through the screen. Maybe next time you'll not be such a deadbeat and pay on time.
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Feb 4, 2023 04:57
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Didn't those handles not popping out get a guy burnt to death when the firefighters couldn't get his door open?
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Feb 4, 2023 05:20
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Voice-activated transmission. And it knows a lot of commands in a lot of languages.
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ihop posted:Voice-activated transmission. And it knows a lot of commands in a lot of languages. Alexa, shift gear up
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Upshift, downshift, I can never get it straight, since my conscious mind focuses on which direction the shift knob went in relation to my body.
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Feb 4, 2023 06:28
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Electric car with varying performance characteristics due to its horoscope based on its manufacture date
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Applebees Appetizer posted:How long before cars are made with no windows, all screens on the inside 
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Feb 4, 2023 07:10
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Good lord this page got cursed as gently caress
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Feb 4, 2023 08:22
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I would simply stay home. https://twitter.com/notcapnamerica/status/1621475865694437376?t=QeMK8UiZalKy7xu_bVXR3w&s=19
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Feb 4, 2023 10:52
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CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:Good lord this page got cursed as gently caress Linked facebook account required to operate vehicle, if your facebook account gets suspended your car is hardware blacklisted and permanently bricked. In the future there will be mandatory 10 minute un mutable advertisements at max volume every time you start a car.
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coldpudding posted:Linked facebook account required to operate vehicle, if your facebook account gets suspended your car is hardware blacklisted and permanently bricked. 
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As bad as the drivers and road conditions can be around here where we get regular inclement winter weather, and have treatments for them, Texas must be a hellscape in those conditions. You wouldn’t catch me out there for any reason besides an actual life or death emergency.
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Feb 4, 2023 12:44
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That is a dark and depressing lol.
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Feb 4, 2023 13:22
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Olympic Mathlete posted:I would simply stay home. Wouldn't have been able to grab the door handle when sliding down the driveway if that was a Tesla. Another minus for those cars.
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Feb 4, 2023 13:26
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Grabbing for the handle, clutching at nothing and spinning off into space like in Gravity
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Feb 4, 2023 13:30
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Captain Log posted:Didn't those handles not popping out get a guy burnt to death when the firefighters couldn't get his door open? Found it. https://www.hotcars.com/song-ice-fire-tesla-sued-model-s-door-handles-kill-man/
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Data Graham posted:Grabbing for the handle, clutching at nothing and spinning off into space like in Gravity This astronaut is hosed. 
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Imperador do Brasil posted:As bad as the drivers and road conditions can be around here where we get regular inclement winter weather, and have treatments for them, Texas must be a hellscape in those conditions. You wouldn’t catch me out there for any reason besides an actual life or death emergency. Yeah, this was my first thought. Okay, you made it to the car. Now what? Where are you going on your almost definitely summer tires/best case all seasons on untreated roads with drivers that also have inappropriate tires and no experience driving in these conditions? Just call it a day and stay home. This isn't hard. Nobody is bleeding out, so there's nothing you could possibly need to do that so important that it needs to be done right now.
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Feb 4, 2023 15:13
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I HAVE TO GO TO SAM'S CLUB
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Olympic Mathlete posted:I would simply stay home. like, where the gently caress are you going you can’t even get down the driveway, unless you have spikes on your tires your car isn’t going to do any better.
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Feb 4, 2023 15:19
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Willing to bet thousands of middle managers around TX are texting people like the one in the video with "We already have too many call outs, get in now or don't come back next week" then oh yeah your medical insurance depends on this job so if you don't drive on the ice you're up poo poo creek and lmao at unemployment in TX.
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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:like, where the gently caress are you going IM OFF WORK TODAY CANT STAY HOME LETS GO GETS MARGS AND CHIPS
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everdave posted:IM OFF WORK TODAY CANT STAY HOME LETS GO GETS MARGS AND CHIPS Those margs better be frosty and salt rimmed.
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Uthor posted:Wouldn't have been able to grab the door handle when sliding down the driveway if that was a Tesla. Another minus for those cars.  I just hit the "summon button"on my touchscreen key fob and the car comes to me. *gets run over by car after hitting summon button.
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Motronic posted:Just call it a day and stay home. This isn't hard. Nobody is bleeding out, so there's nothing you could possibly need to do that so important that it needs to be done right now. Its not that bad tho, I need to get to Starbucks for my Latte! Reminds me of the tsunami videos in Japan with people continuing to drive around as the tsunami sirens and warnings are blaring to stop what you are doing and get to higher ground. What do you mean tsunami, I have THINGS to do!
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Applebees Appetizer posted:Its not that bad tho, I need to get to Starbucks for my Latte! Not that Japan doesn't have idiots, but I wonder how many of those people were thinking things like "gently caress I can make it to my kids, I'm sure there's time, it's only just over there....".
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That Works posted:Willing to bet thousands of middle managers around TX are texting people like the one in the video with "We already have too many call outs, get in now or don't come back next week" then oh yeah your medical insurance depends on this job so if you don't drive on the ice you're up poo poo creek and lmao at unemployment in TX. I'd wager it's this as well. A lot of people don't have the luxury of not going to work for a day regardless of the reason.
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Literally half the cars on the road in Texas are pickups with nothing in the bed which makes driving on ice extra dangerous/hilarious
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