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hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Arrath posted:

RIP to that pilot, a balloon his only air to air kill, forever more known as Balloon Boy.

It is entirely possible that this goes down as the only air to air kill for the F-22.

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Oxygenpoisoning
Feb 21, 2006

maffew buildings posted:

While the American version of The Office missed the entire point of the show as laid out by the UK version, it did catapult John Krasinski to the great heights he now occupies as JACK RYAN, a true AMERICAN HERO who is BUFF AND COOL and has a HOT WIFE and is NOT SOME DWEEB WHO HAS DUMMY ACCOUNTS HE USES TO RESPOND TO PEOPLE WHO INSULT HIM ONLINE

The chuds don’t like him due to his uppity British wife. They idolize Chris Pratt because Jack Cart’s the Terminal List is just QAnon catnip. They literally murder a Hilary analog and have anti vax story line, what’s not to love.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Arrath posted:

RIP to that pilot, a balloon his only air to air kill, forever more known as Balloon Boy.

What if the pilot was a woman?

Nuclear Tourist
Apr 7, 2005

Balloon Broad

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

The pilot is probably already on his way to a medal ceremony.

They’re off to train Ukrainians in air-to-air combat

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





hobbesmaster posted:

It is entirely possible that this goes down as the only air to air kill for the F-22.

Oof

Also lmao

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

LOL! Did they expend an AMRAAM on it?

Or did the pilot close with it and gun it down?

Project M.A.M.I.L.
Apr 30, 2007

Older, balder, fatter...
More like air-to-lighter-than-air kill

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe
It was f15’s

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/lizaoutlives/status/1621963794158338049?s=46&t=5NgPpLN9w9Yl3-q0ofMnEg

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

MrMojok posted:

LOL! Did they expend an AMRAAM on it?

Or did the pilot close with it and gun it down?

You can the smoke/constrail from a missile. Idk if a sidewinder would’ve worked?

fknlo posted:

It was f15’s

Sounds like both were sortied.

https://twitter.com/aircraftspots/status/1621952050975371264?s=46&t=H8u7MTix4OJUiosRU3fatA

hobbesmaster fucked around with this message at 21:35 on Feb 4, 2023

Knives Amilli
Sep 26, 2014

hobbesmaster posted:

You can the smoke/constrail from a missile. Idk if a sidewinder would’ve worked?

Sounds like both were sortied.

https://twitter.com/aircraftspots/status/1621952050975371264?s=46&t=H8u7MTix4OJUiosRU3fatA
ANG bois o7

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe
I missed the f22 part of that one

TCD
Nov 13, 2002

Every step, a fucking adventure.

fknlo posted:

I missed the f22 part of that one

4 planes, 1 balloon. We really wanted to bring that thing out of the sky. I wonder if we had any DDGs on the coast.

Wombot
Sep 11, 2001

TCD posted:

4 planes, 1 balloon. We really wanted to bring that thing out of the sky. I wonder if we had any DDGs on the coast.

https://twitter.com/jason_paladino/status/1621941494151090177?t=aOHI1v-QjtK1B1iwtzL26A&s=19

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.
Somebody's new call sign is "Pop".

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

hobbesmaster posted:

You can the smoke/constrail from a missile. Idk if a sidewinder would’ve worked?

Sounds like both were sortied.

https://twitter.com/aircraftspots/status/1621952050975371264?s=46&t=H8u7MTix4OJUiosRU3fatA

That's one way to get out of -20 wind chills for the day.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

hobbesmaster posted:

You can the smoke/constrail from a missile. Idk if a sidewinder would’ve worked?

Here's the briefing basics, so yep, sidewinder:

https://twitter.com/DanLamothe/status/1621989577526312962?t=2894ncOGXVi6sCN9-PkLDg&s=19

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar
Feels like just a little bit of overkill, but what do I know.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Zamujasa posted:

Feels like just a little bit of overkill, but what do I know.

You don't know the myrtle beach area if you think "Trump never lit the good fireworks in your backyard, I did that" won't be an argument for Biden in the next election that actually moves voters

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

Lemniscate Blue posted:

Somebody's new call sign is "Pop".

That's better than the moto poo poo

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Zamujasa posted:

Feels like just a little bit of overkill, but what do I know.

The balloon is above the service ceiling of the F-15 or F-22 so guns wouldn’t have worked well.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Guns aren't great against balloons anyway. The 9X is the cheap option nowadays.

Jimmy Smuts
Aug 8, 2000

Bloons: Nation Defense

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.
itd be pretty funny if the only retaliation was the us launching hundreds of them over china

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



ded posted:

What if the pilot was a woman?

Spoggerific
May 28, 2009
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/565086320842637322/1070577712353255555/TheMissileWillKickYourAss.mp4

(sound on)

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
https://twitter.com/jimsciutto/status/1621977978245713920?t=wPtbTgcedl4itXJR4US46g&s=19

https://twitter.com/NatashaBertrand/status/1622026142814277633?t=51GRxO6QY7MC8bV0AMBSxQ&s=19

this whole thing is a massive intersection between severe stupid IMMA SHOOT IT and :nsa: :ssh: that we'll never truly know what has been going on in the three days

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Dubya would have gone up there in a jet himself. :colbert:

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Platystemon posted:

Dubya would have gone up there in a jet himself. :colbert:

Two weeks after getting his alert call and failing a piss test in between, sure.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Platystemon posted:

Dubya's dad would have gone up there in a jet himself. :colbert:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Oh no I mean as a bad stunt.



facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
latest republican nonsense is that the military "disobeyed China Joe's order for three days because he's that much of a joke"

The actual details here are pretty amazing because estimates were blowing up the balloon was like dropping three school buses worth of debris from the sky. And apparently, every country gets 12 miles of shoreline before it turns into international waters, so really impressive planning and timing here:

https://twitter.com/DavidJUrban/status/1622040107732664320

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

facialimpediment posted:

latest republican nonsense is that the military "disobeyed China Joe's order for three days because he's that much of a joke"

Wait like Joe is bad for wanting to shoot it down, but the USAF wouldn’t let him endanger Montana cows like that?

:psyduck:

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Platystemon posted:

Wait like Joe is bad for wanting to shoot it down, but the USAF wouldn’t let him endanger Montana cows like that?

:psyduck:

Forget it bro, they're nuts. I half suspect the next talking point is gonna be "well shooting it after it crossed the country means the damage was already done" blah blah I'm so tired all the time

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/coastguardjm/status/1621780049580941313?s=46&t=k0vsXRyXz9_FIqyTOZvXNA

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

This idiot was also wanted for leaving dead fish at the Goonies house.

And the boat was stolen.

TCD
Nov 13, 2002

Every step, a fucking adventure.

facialimpediment posted:

And apparently, every country gets 12 miles of shoreline before it turns into international waters, so really impressive planning and timing here:

UNCLOS is a very well established limit codified by the UN back in the early 1980s.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Platystemon posted:

Wait like Joe is bad for wanting to shoot it down, but the USAF wouldn’t let him endanger Montana cows like that?

:psyduck:

Joe is bad because he didn't shoot it down before it violated our airspace

Joe is bad because he said to shoot it down on Wednesday and his military didn't do it

Joe is bad because he listened to his military and let them wait until Saturday


Donnie never would've let that happen and it would've been met with

https://twitter.com/Forbes/status/1621949420299231232?t=bctkr7ZB7Z_qZOXuZkxP5g&s=19

absolutely no response whatsoever

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Notahippie
Feb 4, 2003

Kids, it's not cool to have Shane MacGowan teeth

That swimmer seems fast as poo poo.

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