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Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Look if my sister proclaimed her birthday on WWE Raw is War every week in the early 2000s I would remember that too!

# ? Feb 4, 2023 17:11

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# ? May 26, 2024 12:10

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Spider-Man: Web of Doom #1 (1994)

Venom: The Enemy Within #3 (1994)

Venom: The Enemy Within #1 (1994)

# ? Feb 4, 2023 18:48

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Alhazred posted:

Black Cat's legs are longer than her upper body.

# ? Feb 4, 2023 18:57

Keromaru5: Dec 28, 2012; Pictured: The Wolf Of Gubbio (probably)

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Darthemed posted:

Spider-Man: Web of Doom #1 (1994)

"Dangit, I thought I left my Ayn Rand phase behind!"

quote:

Venom: The Enemy Within #3 (1994)

You'd think if anybody of all people would know when it's Morbin Time...

# ? Feb 4, 2023 19:38

site: Apr 6, 2007; Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

i remember having the first issue of enemy within as a kid solely because venoms spit on the cover was glow in the dark material. never read the whole thing, just had the one issue

# ? Feb 4, 2023 19:48

Rev. Bleech_: Oct 19, 2004; ~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Darthemed posted:

Spider-Man: Web of Doom #1 (1994)

Venom: The Enemy Within #3 (1994)

Venom: The Enemy Within #1 (1994)

You know, Venom occupies a really weird spot with me where I absolutely love his design, yet hate how 99% of artists draw him.

# ? Feb 5, 2023 01:15

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Darthemed posted:

Monster Menace #2 (1994; reprints)

I will not disagree that if you watch the nineties FF movie you can indeed see every single dollar they spent on it.

# ? Feb 5, 2023 06:32

Samovar: Jun 4, 2011; I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻

3D Megadoodoo posted:

How dare you.

# ? Feb 5, 2023 15:41

Larryb: Oct 5, 2010

Ghostlight posted:

I will not disagree that if you watch the nineties FF movie you can indeed see every single dollar they spent on it.

If it�s the one I�m thinking of aren�t the effects kind of crappy looking even by 90�s standards?

# ? Feb 5, 2023 16:33

Uthor: Jul 9, 2006; Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Larryb posted:

If it’s the one I’m thinking of aren’t the effects kind of crappy looking even by 90’s standards?

Ghostlight posted:

I will not disagree that if you watch the nineties FF movie you can indeed see every single dollar they spent on it.

# ? Feb 5, 2023 17:10

Libra: Jan 5, 2011

The Fantastic Four would be so easy to do with budget special fx too.

Human Torch? Just light a guy on fire.
The Thing? Glue some rocks to an uncle. Easy.
Invisible woman? Don't hire an actress.

Now admittedly Mr. Fantastic himself could be pretty difficult to achieve. I guess you'd just have to send a guy up into some space radiation and hope for the best.

# ? Feb 5, 2023 17:22

davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

Libra posted:

The Fantastic Four would be so easy to do with budget special fx too.

Human Torch? Just light a guy on fire.
The Thing? Glue some rocks to an uncle. Easy.
Invisible woman? Don't hire an actress.

Now admittedly Mr. Fantastic himself could be pretty difficult to achieve. I guess you'd just have to send a guy up into some space radiation and hope for the best.

Nah, just put someone in one of those car dealership puppets and blow a fan up their back

# ? Feb 5, 2023 17:28

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Torch: "Aiiieee aaaasrgh fsssssss!"
Thing: "You're right, it's amazing what Mr. Fantastic is doing to Galactus, right there *points off camera*"
Torch: "Huaaaarhh aaaaaaaaaaa!"
Invisible Woman: "*click* yes, Ben, that's why he's called fantastic! *click"

# ? Feb 5, 2023 17:41

Opopanax: Aug 8, 2007; I HEX YE!!!

# ? Feb 5, 2023 18:29

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

The Fury of Firestorm, The Nuclear Man #29 (1984)

The Punisher #64 (2009)

Doorway to Nightmare #4 (1978)

# ? Feb 5, 2023 18:41

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

The Corman FF film is probably still the best Fantastic Four film. It is incredibly cheap looking, but it has some actual heart to it. Probably also the best Marvel film until Blade came out.

# ? Feb 5, 2023 21:17

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Skwirl posted:

The Corman FF film is probably still the best Fantastic Four film. It is incredibly cheap looking, but it has some actual heart to it. Probably also the best Marvel film until Blade came out.

"How can mirrors be real if Blade's eyes aren't real?" - Will Smith's son

# ? Feb 5, 2023 21:22

Beerdeer: Apr 25, 2006; Frank Herbert's Dude

First appearance of the High Evolutionary but I love that blurb about Quicksilver and Wanda

And that�s all it is

# ? Feb 6, 2023 05:51

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

Beerdeer posted:

Holy poo poo, this sick twisted villain must be stopped! He's breeding... people?!

# ? Feb 6, 2023 06:18

MikeJF: Dec 20, 2003

Did pietro's hair genes mutate? Is that why it's like that?

# ? Feb 6, 2023 08:00

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Libra posted:

Glue some rocks to an uncle.

Gosh I love rare sentences.

# ? Feb 6, 2023 08:59

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

MikeJF posted:

Did pietro's hair genes mutate? Is that why it's like that?

1) Quicksilver isn't currently a mutant, and this panel is what they retconned it to
2) If we're gonna call out mutants for weird hair, he's not the first I'd call out.

# ? Feb 6, 2023 11:05

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

he inherited the hair from magneto

# ? Feb 6, 2023 11:24

GPTribefan: Jul 2, 2007; Something witty yet inspirational about the Cleveland Indians

Synthbuttrange posted:

he inherited the hair from magneto

Inhairited

# ? Feb 6, 2023 13:39

Suleman: Sep 4, 2011

Synthbuttrange posted:

he inherited the hair from magneto

He's also currently not the biological son of Magneto.
Not that it necessarily stops people from inheriting things, maybe they just use the same conditioner.

# ? Feb 6, 2023 13:56

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Manhunter #10 (1989)

Punisher War Journal #2 (2007)

# ? Feb 6, 2023 15:03

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

"Isn't your best friend a mass murderer as well, sir?"

# ? Feb 6, 2023 15:16

Grendels Dad: Mar 5, 2011; Popular culture has passed you by.

Darthemed posted:

Punisher War Journal #2 (2007)

Holy poo poo, Cap better change his name to Human Torch because he was buuuuuuuuuurned!

# ? Feb 6, 2023 15:29

Saoshyant: Oct 26, 2010

Grendels Dad posted:

Holy poo poo, Cap better change his name to Human Torch because he was buuuuuuuuuurned!

# ? Feb 6, 2023 15:41

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

# ? Feb 6, 2023 15:47

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

Makes me wonder: is there a series or a run where Cap is in NYC most of the time?

# ? Feb 6, 2023 16:06

Uthor: Jul 9, 2006; Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Beerdeer posted:

First appearance of the High Evolutionary but I love that blurb about Quicksilver and Wanda

I mean, every appearance of Quicksilver is brief.

# ? Feb 6, 2023 16:22

site: Apr 6, 2007; Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

Grendels Dad posted:

Holy poo poo, Cap better change his name to Human Torch because he was buuuuuuuuuurned!

technically in the 616 the Russians didn't stop Hitler, Jim Hammond did

we give this ten Pinocchio's

# ? Feb 6, 2023 17:36

ImpAtom: May 24, 2007

site posted:

technically in the 616 the Russians didn't stop Hitler, Jim Hammond did

we give this ten Pinocchio's

I thought Bucky did?

# ? Feb 6, 2023 17:42

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

ImpAtom posted:

I thought Bucky did?

No, it was suicide.

# ? Feb 6, 2023 17:48

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Push El Burrito posted:

No, it was suicide.

Holy poo poo.

# ? Feb 6, 2023 17:55

gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

lots of people individually killed hitler. as hatemonger, his mind was transmitted from his body upon death many times, though it is unclear how much of hitler is left now. at first he went into clones of his own body, but later on it became more of a possession thing.

that's not nearly as wild as the savage dragon version though, where hitler's disembodied brain was experimented on to give it psychic powers then transplanted into a gorilla. this hitler did not actually know he was hitler, though.

# ? Feb 6, 2023 17:57

Nilbop: Jun 5, 2004; Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...

Darthemed posted:

Punisher War Journal #2 (2007)

Some of you might be lucky enough to be too young to remember the mid-2000s, but this poo poo was everywhere. I felt my shoulders sag just reading it.

# ? Feb 6, 2023 18:11