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Humphreys posted:Not pictured but cursed, PLEASE goons, run a carpet shampoo vacuum over your chair once in a while. sweat and farts are in there. I just tuck in a towel over the chair seat, and it gets changed weekly-ish with the laundry. Take that, pants-wearing chair-havers.  e: Best. Snipe. Ever.
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Humphreys posted:Ive had my current office chair for maybe 10 years now, and its faultless except for the plastics on the arm rests. I cannot find a brand or model and the place I purchased it from doesn't have records of cash counter sales so I am poo poo outta luck finding a new version. And depreciate the value? No thank you.
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If I put the farts in a vacuum then what? Just leave them in the vacuum? Maybe vacuum them out into another vacuum ad infinitum? Do they even make that many tiers of fart vacuum
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Lt. Cock posted:If I put the farts in a vacuum then what? Just leave them in the vacuum? Maybe vacuum them out into another vacuum ad infinitum? Do they even make that many tiers of fart vacuum You vaccuum up the farts, take the bag to the middle of a field and then fire a gun at in from a safe distance
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davidspackage posted:You vaccuum up the farts, take the bag to the middle of a field and then fire a gun at in from a safe distance See, this another post that confirms that in rural areas guns are tools, not weapons. Edit: Ma! Fetch my fart gun! The kids been in them beans again!
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I remember making an airzooka/torus ring launcher when I was little and working out you could fart in them and fire your fire with accuracy about 5-10 meters away
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Pissed Ape Sexist posted:It looks like a Bushmaster XM-15 (below), they're a Colt offshoot/selloff from way back. The FN FAL has been basically everywhere since NATO adoption in the early 60s and just showed up in Rhodesian bullshit because the platform and ammo were/are almost universally available. this, if there's any further doubt, just look at the magazine on the pin you'll see it curves which FAL magazines do not 
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Frank Frank posted:When I was like 11 years old I read an entire book on playing bridge because my dad and stepmom played it with my grandparents and got to stay up late having a good time. Then I tried to actually play it with my dad as a partner and he screamed at me for bidding wrong or some poo poo and I never tried again. I can only remember seeing bridge in one piece of media in my whole life and it's 0901 of M*A*S*H where Potter and Winchester fail out of a bridge tournament because they 'won't support each other's suites' or some such bridge-y bullshit.
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Takes No Damage posted:I can only remember seeing bridge in one piece of media in my whole life and it's 0901 of M*A*S*H where Potter and Winchester fail out of a bridge tournament because they 'won't support each other's suites' or some such bridge-y bullshit. Pretty sure you can find it in period pieces - a lot of Agatha Christie novels involve bridge parties, so it pops up in the filmed versions as well.
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davidspackage posted:You vaccuum up the farts, take the bag to the middle of a field and then fire a gun at in from a safe distance Use a hammer, duh
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Caedus posted:you're gambling with your rear end. The Cursed Images Thread: you're gambling with your rear end
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:https://twitter.com/dox_gay/status/1622026987479990272?t=ATzOgmUcIirebLkT61ciOQ&s=19 Jesus
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Speaking of curses and gambling with your rear end... But remember that video of the poor woman that apparently had her whole rear end burned from a massage chair? It was posted here and I assume it was china Don't post it, but I've always wondered if she made a recovery, but the damage was so shocking, I kinda just assume she slowly, painfully died.
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:https://twitter.com/dox_gay/status/1622026987479990272?t=ATzOgmUcIirebLkT61ciOQ&s=19 LMAO this is the funniest curse I've seen
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:https://twitter.com/dox_gay/status/1622026987479990272?t=ATzOgmUcIirebLkT61ciOQ&s=19 wow wasn't expecting any of that.
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:https://twitter.com/dox_gay/status/1622026987479990272?t=ATzOgmUcIirebLkT61ciOQ&s=19 Whatever mental illness compels this poo poo also makes these weirdos 5x as energetic, 3x more compliant, and thus earn at least 2x as much as I do. Life is loving weird.
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Humphreys posted:Not pictured but cursed, PLEASE goons, run a carpet shampoo vacuum over your chair once in a while. sweat and farts are in there.
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Nigmaetcetera posted:yeah sure death penalty for eating seafood, whatever Great White sharks are endangered ffs
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Wasabi the J posted:Great White sharks are endangered ffs Jesus Christ you still care about that after having seen aqua-poodle!? Look at it again! Ornamental Dingbat posted:https://twitter.com/dox_gay/status/1622026987479990272?t=ATzOgmUcIirebLkT61ciOQ&s=19 LOOK AT IT!
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While it is absolutely WTF in video form, it’s just good, clean fun.
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PainterofCrap posted:While it is absolutely WTF in video form, it’s just good, clean fun. Why do I want to bathe in bleach now then?
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PainterofCrap posted:Then, there's cribbage. Cribbage is a game of make-believe where the winner is whoever is better at remembering the bullshit fake rules that you made up last time you played "I get 15 extra points for playing three 3s" Speleothing fucked around with this message at 18:27 on Feb 5, 2023 |
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:https://twitter.com/dox_gay/status/1622026987479990272?t=ATzOgmUcIirebLkT61ciOQ&s=19 interesting.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:And loving Omar Sharif had a bridge column that got published in newspapers across the world, and it was just a bizarre reading on a made-up bridge game and how it would play out. Bridge columns were invented by the British intelligence service. It's all encoded messages, like number stations. 
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PainterofCrap posted:While it is absolutely WTF in video form, it’s just good, clean fun. Maybe not clean, due to them swimming in what appears to be trash-laden groundwater
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Stocky Manhood posted:Maybe not clean, due to them swimming in what appears to be trash-laden groundwater Yeah if they were doing their weird BDSM woof-woof kink roleplaying in their pool and not a swamp it would bother me less. Hell, a public pool where families could see would bother me less.
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Speleothing posted:Cribbage is a game of make-believe where the winner is whoever is better at remembering the bullshit fake rules that you made up last time you played i just started playing cribbage again, it's fun! there's usually a rules sheet with boards that you can review.
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:https://twitter.com/dox_gay/status/1622026987479990272?t=ATzOgmUcIirebLkT61ciOQ&s=19 The first half of this is like an FMV from one of the Myst sequels.
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:https://twitter.com/dox_gay/status/1622026987479990272?t=ATzOgmUcIirebLkT61ciOQ&s=19
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God drat it who forgot to weld the lid back on
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Is Backgammon also cursed, or stupid or whatever like bridge?
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:https://twitter.com/dox_gay/status/1622026987479990272?t=ATzOgmUcIirebLkT61ciOQ&s=19 What the gently caress. WHAT THE FUCj??
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It's this Brooklynite: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsK3D84tRGk 
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:https://twitter.com/dox_gay/status/1622026987479990272?t=ATzOgmUcIirebLkT61ciOQ&s=19 Oh! Haha! I diver had to clean out a piper covered in toilet pape.... uuhhhhhhhhh is that a snout? why is there a ... oh. oh no.
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Siamang posted:It's this Brooklynite: That video shows 2 different people who dress up like animals and crawl out of holes, it's the guy they actually interview, the mole man, not the giant rat man. That tiktok channel has tons of videos of people swimming out of that weird hole. https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7190890540362140971
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least bad kind of viral hole
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AlmightyBob posted:least bad kind of viral hole is it though?
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