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I'll just roleclaim Hi, I'm the tired guard. I bodyguard someone and roleblock them by making them nap with me
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# ? Feb 6, 2023 07:14 |
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 11:11 |
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I'm the Amazing!guard. It's like a regular bodyguard, but amazing!
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# ? Feb 6, 2023 07:46 |
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Cloacamazing! posted:I had to use a random number generator twice because I rolled myself the first time. I can only assume that beet had the same problem, but decided this was clearly meant to be and is now in a masonry with himself. That’s work I just told mean to randomly pick someone for me
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# ? Feb 6, 2023 07:50 |
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Lazyguard
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# ? Feb 6, 2023 07:54 |
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I’m the eccoguard, I won’t last more than two days.
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# ? Feb 6, 2023 08:04 |
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Good morning, fellow bodyguards.hambeet posted:hey what's the deal with the masoniser thing? when does that kick in? Didn't you get to mason someone of your choice?
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# ? Feb 6, 2023 09:42 |
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That would be quite strange, seeing as everybody else got to do this. There's only one possible explanation: beet masoned his scumbros!
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# ? Feb 6, 2023 09:59 |
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(Or he's doing a bit.)
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# ? Feb 6, 2023 10:00 |
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Tired Moritz posted:I'll just roleclaim no means no, tm.
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# ? Feb 6, 2023 10:20 |
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Cloacamazing! posted:(Or he's doing a bit.) take my worf, please
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# ? Feb 6, 2023 10:21 |
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Cloacamazing! posted:There's only one possible explanation: beet masoned his scumbros! How many of you crashed binus's place?
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# ? Feb 6, 2023 10:49 |
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Please let not talk about masons anymore. I don't want to know who the most popular SA mafia player :'(
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# ? Feb 6, 2023 10:52 |
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Tired Moritz posted:Please let not talk about masons anymore. I don't want to know who the most popular SA mafia player :'(
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# ? Feb 6, 2023 11:03 |
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Seriously it would be sandwolf or hal
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# ? Feb 6, 2023 11:05 |
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Hyper Crab Tank posted:
NOT me lmao
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# ? Feb 6, 2023 13:18 |
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Hyper Crab Tank posted:
Surprisingly no one
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# ? Feb 6, 2023 13:52 |
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PlasticAutomaton posted:Hambeet's posting. I already made this joke but in a more subtle way, ##vote Plastic
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# ? Feb 6, 2023 13:57 |
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b-minus1 posted:Surprisingly no one Huh. Did we all think "I'm sure everybody is going to pick binus" or what?
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# ? Feb 6, 2023 14:41 |
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Cloacamazing! posted:Huh. Did we all think "I'm sure everybody is going to pick binus" or what? I didn’t need the stress of binus being suspicious of me! Also I thought everyone would pick Keats
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# ? Feb 6, 2023 14:50 |
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Cloacamazing! posted:Huh. Did we all think "I'm sure everybody is going to pick binus" or what? I did so I guess I'm basic after all even though I thought I was being a cool hipster by picking anyone else other than bminus
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# ? Feb 6, 2023 14:58 |
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##vote toal
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# ? Feb 6, 2023 15:27 |
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##vote Plastic for turbo.
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# ? Feb 6, 2023 17:07 |
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See? My gambit worked. Scum already outed themselves. ##vote: Keats
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# ? Feb 6, 2023 17:50 |
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Do you all think we could create a kind of body guard union? If we make a body guard union, here's how it will go. I'll be the first member, the union rep. If you declare you're going on body guard strike, you'll be union member number 2. We'll vote as a bloc for the last player on the player list in unionized.
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# ? Feb 6, 2023 18:11 |
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Toalpaz posted:Do you all think we could create a kind of body guard union? Un unionized
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# ? Feb 6, 2023 18:11 |
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Would a strike involve not guarding any bodies? Because I'm not sure I can just stop guarding bodies. At the very least I need to fulfill my secret role as Cloacaguard and guard the butt.
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# ? Feb 6, 2023 18:25 |
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It's preferred that you guard union members, rather than scabs. We work to rule.
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# ? Feb 6, 2023 18:34 |
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I'm sure if we work together we can suss out the scum in no time at all, so unionizing sounds like an idea to try (as opposed to un-ionizing, which is rather fatal).
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# ? Feb 6, 2023 18:52 |
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Bodyguards of the world united as one! Please consider this my application to the union. Please let me know when we have an official logo so I can appropriately tattoo myself
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# ? Feb 6, 2023 19:00 |
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Nah I’m gonna do my own thing
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# ? Feb 6, 2023 19:09 |
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I mean I'm down with being on strike, gently caress capitalism, but if Toal is trying to insinuate any actual mechanical night action strike that sounds less good
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# ? Feb 6, 2023 19:15 |
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No need to call any strikes just yet.
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# ? Feb 6, 2023 19:16 |
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Yeah, we can just unionize in general and get our demands together, then if they aren't met, we strike. My demands: - Enough bodies to guard for everyone. No weird stuff where one dude thinks he's so high and mighty he needs a dozen bodyguards all for himself and they just end up standing around in their suits bored out of their minds - Better action hero insurance. If some boss sends hundreds of us out one by one to kick this one guy's rear end and we're all getting our asses kicked, he'd better pay the hospital bills. - No stupid costumes. No, not even if it's part of some supervillain's style. Suit, tie, gun. No flamingo feathers. No snorkels.
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# ? Feb 6, 2023 19:27 |
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I'm going to take hypercrab tanks thoughtful comments as a union membership application unless I'm mistaken. Voodoo Fly welcome aboard. Listen, you can bodyguard whoever. As long as you come to meetings, pay your dues, and walk the line. Now time to start the racket element ##vote TM The union is definitely pro hunting scum, but like, also it's day 1 why wouldn't you join the union. I look forward to TMs membership.
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# ? Feb 6, 2023 19:28 |
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Cloacamazing! posted:Yeah, we can just unionize in general and get our demands together, then if they aren't met, we strike.
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# ? Feb 6, 2023 19:28 |
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Toalpaz posted:Listen, you can bodyguard whoever. As long as you come to meetings, pay your dues, and walk the line. K totally on board with union poo poo
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# ? Feb 6, 2023 19:46 |
Who are we turboing come ON
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# ? Feb 6, 2023 20:02 |
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Sandwolf posted:Who are we turboing come ON Okay ##vote Sandwolf
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# ? Feb 6, 2023 20:17 |
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Illusionis posted:Okay ##vote Sandwolf I like this vote
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# ? Feb 6, 2023 20:21 |
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 11:11 |
b-minus1 posted:I like this vote Confirmed, Illusionis AND binus want to come on me. We got ‘em boys.
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# ? Feb 6, 2023 20:25 |