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Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Eating a bowl of chili

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Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

AMA... but only about chili

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Is it five alarm chili?

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



Gonna burn when you expel?

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


Rust Martialis posted:

Four words? Why???? Post five!

pink spotted; sounding the alarm

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Brawnfire posted:

Is it five alarm chili?

probably three, from yucateco green

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Geemer posted:

Gonna burn when you expel?

nah. my butthole's quite robust.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Prof. Crocodile posted:

AMA... but only about chili

Got beans? It sure better! :toughguy:

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Captain Hygiene posted:

Got beans? It sure better! :toughguy:

Of course. I'm no fool.

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Ghost peppers cause burning piss.

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

I'm speaking from experience here.

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Food challenges were very popular.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

The Ouch on Haunted Hole

Breaking Glass
Dec 15, 2021

neato burrito posted:

Ghost peppers cause burning piss.

Don't grind on them, then.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

neato burrito posted:

Ghost peppers cause burning piss.

Sounds like a bad time.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

neato burrito posted:

Ghost peppers cause burning piss.

for reals? lol. that owns.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Never touching ghost peppers, apparently

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

madmatt112 posted:

Never touching ghost peppers, apparently

Try sounding with one, report.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Just pepper spray your dick.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Go to town on it.

.random
May 7, 2007

Rust Martialis posted:

Try sounding with one, report.

Liking how this is sounding :q:

.random
May 7, 2007

Carolina Reaper lube works best

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
Uncharacteristically good week so far.

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

What's your favorite magic spell?

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007


I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
Enlarge penis.

No real reason.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



I gotta say Enlarge Satan.

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



Power up my spirit bomb

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

Raise arms? Shoulder tendonitis. Sorry.

no pubes yet sorry
Sep 11, 2003

Pizza hut? Nah, pizza gut.

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007


I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

CaptainSarcastic posted:

I gotta say Enlarge Satan.

Funny, that’s my penis’ name.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Enlarge penis but reduce balls

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Piss the poo poo in half. :haibrower:

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Scholtz posted:

What's your favorite magic spell?

Transmute all-hands call into nap

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Protection from evil and good

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Draconic transformation.

On my dick.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Attempted crunches, my abs hurt

.random
May 7, 2007

Brawnfire posted:

Attempted crunches, my abs hurt

May be doing it wrong?

.random
May 7, 2007

My favorite spell is spelling :imunfunny:

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

.random posted:

May be doing it wrong?

Probably due to sedentary lifestyle.

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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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"No pain, no gain" tho

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