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A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

In Training posted:

That's not enough types of cereal
If someone hadn't halted the trend in 2012, this year would have been the year where America would have had more types of cereal than people.

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Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



2 hour commutes to and from work is considered normal.

Angry BIerds
Nov 3, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

Crazypoops posted:

The most hosed thing ever seen is an American driving to work

watch the road not the mirror!! XD

mark immune
Dec 14, 2019

put the teacher in the cope cage imo
"go to the moon"

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



"go to the "moon""

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:

"go to the "moon""

"for the first time"

guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

never letting middle class people from other countries visit because of the delusion that everyone wants to live in America

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

he died defending our freedom :911:

Minecraft Holmes
Oct 21, 2016

are freedom to own and operate whatever farming equipment we want

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022
they have stupid names

War and Pieces
Apr 24, 2022

DID NOT VOTE FOR FETTERMAN

tristeham posted:

they have stupid names

Beirniegh Sahndherss

Svaha
Oct 4, 2005

They say stupid poo poo like "as American as mom and apple pie!"

Everyone has a mom and apple pie was invented by the Dutch/Germans. Apples themselves originate in Asia.

Boom. America Destroyed.

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


i say swears online posted:

whenever I go to mexico I always get cream cheese ice cream, I've never seen it in the states

I've seen cream cheese and cheesecake ice cream in the us. I've also seen ice cream sandwich ice cream in costa rica. They shoved a couple entire ice cream sandwiches in the container and it was great!

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

tristeham posted:

they have stupid names

https://twitter.com/boontavista/status/1385359219742830593

Dog Case
Oct 7, 2003

Heeelp meee... prevent wildfires
Can't even throw away their excess guns properly

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mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

Dog Case posted:

Can't even throw away their excess guns properly



Those would look sick next the katanas on the wall

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
https://www.cnn.com/2023/02/05/us/texas-grocery-store-dumpster-fight/index.html

quote:

Fight breaks out at grocery store dumpsters after false post about ‘free food’ following power outages

quote:

More than 250 people fought over discarded food in dumpsters after a power outage last week at an H-E-B grocery store in Texas, authorities said.

“We had over 250 people fighting in the dumpsters because someone posted ‘Free Food!’” Travis County Constable Precinct 4 George Morales III posted on Facebook. “This is not free food.”

Morales and the Austin grocery store warned residents not to eat any of the food retrieved from the dumpsters.

“The food is rotten and spoiled, and is unsafe to eat,” Morales wrote.

A deadly ice storm that swept through Texas last week wiped out power to more than 400,000 homes, businesses and other electricity customers.

As of Sunday morning, at least 66,000 Texas customers had no electricity, according to the tracking website PowerOutage.US.

“Due to a sustained power outage, the store was unable to keep certain perishable foods at proper temperatures,” H-E-B said in a statement given to CNN affiliate KEYE.

“To adhere to strict food quality and safety standards, we are required to dispose of certain perishable foods when they are not properly temperature controlled, which also prevents us from donating the items to food pantries and food banks.”

As rumors about the free food giveaway spread, roads were gridlocked and law enforcement responded, Morales said.

CNN has reached out to the city of Austin and the Travis County Sheriff’s Office for comment.

Travis County was among those included in an ice storm disaster declaration issued by Texas Gov. Greg Abbott on Saturday.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
creating something called The Cat Food Commission and it wasn't about feline nutrition

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



dishonestly take credit for teaching horses to draw

Quaint Quail Quilt
Jun 19, 2006


Ask me about that time I told people mixing bleach and vinegar is okay
To go way back to the salmonella on eggs and meat stuff.

Salmonella wants to live in "the land of milk and honey" it prefers it in the US

USA USA

Real talk we do some bad and stupid things often here.

Mostly this:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_the_United_States

Kreeblah
May 17, 2004

INSERT QUACK TO CONTINUE


Taco Defender
We have so many loving guns that companies have added active shooter response poo poo to their bullshit annual training.

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

offer aids
https://twitter.com/usaidsaveslives/status/1622592825530454018

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

Kreeblah posted:

We have so many loving guns that companies have added active shooter response poo poo to their bullshit annual training.

And hallways in schools are now inspired by Gears of War levels.

Kicked Throat
Apr 12, 2005
costco

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.
The American military will fly a C-17 from Washington state to California for a single flyover of a NASCAR race, and then it flew all the way back to Washington with mid air refueling not out of the question.

But of course the rest of the time we have to hear about deficits as if this government doesn't have infinite money.

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
Spending 2 million + to shoot down a weather balloon.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
making GBS threads their collective pants due to a balloon.

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Sharing the same pair of pants.

HallelujahLee
May 3, 2009

a nation of psychos goes insane over a balloon then celebrates blowing up said balloon

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

HallelujahLee posted:

a nation of psychos goes insane over a balloon then celebrates blowing up said balloon

Hooting and hollering over the weird thing in the sky then shooting it down

Americans 🤝 Sentinelese

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!
Sentinelese had a good reason.

HallelujahLee
May 3, 2009

Orange Devil posted:

Sentinelese had a good reason.

Minecraft Holmes
Oct 21, 2016

derive a sense of safety from nuclear weapon stockpiles

https://twitter.com/GrahamSig/status/1622379746498678785

Vomik
Jul 29, 2003

This post is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan

Minecraft Holmes posted:

derive a sense of safety from nuclear weapon stockpiles

https://twitter.com/GrahamSig/status/1622379746498678785

he looks like he's english

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment
everything in their pharmacies comes in the form of loving gummies.

Presto
Nov 22, 2002

Keep calm and Harry on.

silicone thrills posted:

Spending 2 million + to shoot down a weather balloon.

Pfft we spend approximately $1.5M on the military *every minute*.

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Bear Retrieval Unit posted:

everything in their pharmacies comes in the form of loving gummies.

nyquil gummies own

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
Inventing twitch

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.

Bear Retrieval Unit posted:

everything in their pharmacies comes in the form of loving gummies.

Everything in their pharmacies is out of stock and they call the police if you ask to fill your prescription in the wrong way.

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exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
they use a series of pitchers with built-in filters because water isn't safe directly from the tap

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