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bird with big dick posted:Are you Dane Cook? no I'm elon musk 🤣🤣🤣 
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repiv posted:good news everyone, another thing that's been free forever is getting paywalled Welp that will officially be it for me, then. Thanks Elon!
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Feb 8, 2023 15:36
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Twitter Blue isn't taking in the money Elon expected. Does he really think paywalling API usage will be the magic bullet? For a super genius savior of humanity he sure is a complete loving moron.
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Feb 8, 2023 15:39
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It must be fixable with a few simple ideas. Everyone said it would be turned right around with just a couple of changes! They couldn't all be lying to him.
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Feb 8, 2023 15:47
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Inzombiac posted:Twitter Blue isn't taking in the money Elon expected. Does he really think paywalling API usage will be the magic bullet? I think the twitter deal itself taught us that he's financially illiterate
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Feb 8, 2023 15:54
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He's fired 75% of his staff, turned off a bunch of servers, and stopped paying rent. That combined with subscriptions means Twitter is trending to breakeven. Bing bong.
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Feb 8, 2023 16:00
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explosivo posted:Welp that will officially be it for me, then. Thanks Elon! Yea, the desktop client I use is essentially a wrapper around Tweetdeck so that'll pretty much completely stop me from using it. I will never regularly use their website or app.
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Feb 8, 2023 16:12
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repiv posted:good news everyone, another thing that's been free forever is getting paywalled From everything I've heard, the normal website is straight up unusable now and I ain't spending one red cent on this website, sooooo that's the end of that, I guess. Dunno what outcome Elon is hoping for here, but his "make everybody pay for stuff that used to be free." plan just seems like it's gonna cause a bunch of people to stop using the site. But, the people on tweetdeck never got ads, so, I guess he doesn't care about that? 
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Feb 8, 2023 16:13
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repiv posted:also the free API is due to be switched off on thursday and they still haven't provided any specifics on pricing or which if any accounts will be granted exceptions Wait I thought a talking cat on twitter convinced Elon to keep a free tier. Lord Pepito or something
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Feb 8, 2023 16:22
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Extra Large Marge posted:Wait I thought a talking cat on twitter convinced Elon to keep a free tier. Lord Pepito or something Only if you pay for Twitter blue, at least that's what Elon was saying.
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Feb 8, 2023 16:23
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No one knows what is going except Elon. Twitter employees are probably just as confused.
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Feb 8, 2023 16:25
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They're probably doing 120 hour weeks and are in a permanent delusional state.
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Feb 8, 2023 16:30
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CommieGIR posted:Only if you pay for Twitter blue, at least that's what Elon was saying. he did say that bots which post "good content" might be allowed to keep posting for free, except there's been no follow-up on exactly how you can apply to be whitelisted or if it's just going to be bots that elon personally likes or what https://www.theverge.com/2023/2/5/23586577/elon-musk-bots-good-content-twitters-api-free 
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Feb 8, 2023 16:32
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repiv posted:he did say that bots which post "good content" might be allowed to keep posting for free, except there's been no follow-up on exactly how you can apply to be whitelisted or if it's just going to be bots that elon personally likes or what Bear in mind it's less than 24 hours until this all supposedly goes into effect and still nobody knows exactly what's going to happen, how it's supposed to work, and what it will actually cost. It really is one weird trick, devs LOVE this
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Feb 8, 2023 16:36
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kazil posted:No one knows what is going except Elon. Twitter employees are probably just as confused. I legit think that Elon doesn't know either. He's been flailing about since Day 1. Being legally required to buy Twitter was probably the first consequence he's ever suffered.
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Feb 8, 2023 16:38
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It's called disruption. Move fast and run over kids. You can't run over kids in the internet but getting rid of cat posting robots is nearly there.
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Feb 8, 2023 16:42
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Steadiman posted:Bear in mind it's less than 24 hours until this all supposedly goes into effect and still nobody knows exactly what's going to happen, how it's supposed to work, and what it will actually cost. It really is one weird trick, devs LOVE this Also any information regarding the details of the change have been exclusive to nebulous replies to tweets from cat twitter accounts.
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Feb 8, 2023 16:43
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would antman even know about obscure award winning primetime prestige tv shows like Mad Men? like he doesnt even know about common US, pre internet culture memes like wheres the beef or, the dq blizzard cup flip thing.
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Feb 8, 2023 16:43
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move fash and break things
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Feb 8, 2023 16:45
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alf_pogs posted:tweeting at someone specifically in response to their tweet then playing the "I don't think about you" line is a move I guess IT’S JUST BEEN REVOKED. 
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Feb 8, 2023 16:48
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kru posted:I think the twitter deal itself taught us that he's financially illiterate No see it's good he paid 44 billion on a dying company because he's so smart and wealthy he can afford to throw around that kind of cash. Actually he's extremely benevolent because I'm sure the executives and shareholders got a lot of money from the buyout and that's basically charity for the jobless.
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Feb 8, 2023 16:51
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Almost Smart posted:IT’S JUST BEEN REVOKED. For me it was Tuesday
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Feb 8, 2023 17:00
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raifield posted:I legit think that Elon doesn't know either. He's been flailing about since Day 1.
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Feb 8, 2023 17:07
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:How do you guys pleasure yourselves all day My good friend, let me teach you all about the pleasures of edging. Inzombiac posted:Twitter Blue isn't taking in the money Elon expected. Does he really think paywalling API usage will be the magic bullet? Elon thinks everyone is as twitter-addicted as he is; it's really, genuinely unthinkable to him that people just.... WON'T tweet.
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Feb 8, 2023 17:18
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Pickled Tink posted:People say he was pushed down the stairs once in school for being an arsehole too, so that's a consequence. Tragically for all of us, he survived. His dad almost beat the poo poo out of him for bullying a classmate (I think that was the story, anyway.) Kids should not be hit but rich rear end in a top hat kids need to be humbled in some way.
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Feb 8, 2023 17:19
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Steadiman posted:For me it was Tuesday
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Feb 8, 2023 17:23
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goatface posted:They're probably doing 120 hour weeks and are in a permanent delusional state. I picture Twitter HQ at this point as being like the TV station at the start of the original Dawn of the Dead. Just utter chaos, people either freaking out over poo poo that is by now meaningless or just not giving a poo poo, while Elon holds court with some of his fellow idiots trying to brainstorm what needs to be done next. At some point people are just going to steal a helicopter and make their escape while Elon's all "this is fine"
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Feb 8, 2023 17:45
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I imaigne it's like videodrome, in that I imagine Elon just kinda stares blankly at a feed of something he doesn't quite understand or comprehend that's incompatable with human thought, and eventually goes insane.
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Feb 8, 2023 17:46
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Murdstone posted:How do you like them apples? I sleep in a bed with my wife
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Feb 8, 2023 17:49
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Astrochicken posted:i'm just online arguing about how if a robot ever has to disarm a nuclear warhead it should be able to say the N-word in order to do so. Carefully checking Asimov's Laws of Robotics, it does indeed appear that a robot is allowed to use the N-word in order to save human lives from a nuclear bomb. It shouldn't do it unless absolutely necessary though.
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Feb 8, 2023 18:04
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kazil posted:No one knows what is going except Elon. Twitter employees are probably just as confused. Bold of you to assume Elon knows what's going on.
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Feb 8, 2023 18:08
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Neito posted:Elon thinks everyone is as twitter-addicted as he is; it's really, genuinely unthinkable to him that people just.... WON'T tweet. This, combined with his desperate quest to get people to pay for his stupid subscription, makes me think that we will sooner or later see a stunt in the order of pre-emptively creating a twitter account for everybody on the planet.
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Feb 8, 2023 18:14
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I wonder if that stupid sink is still at Twitter hq.
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Feb 8, 2023 18:16
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Murdstone posted:I wonder if that stupid sink is still at Twitter hq. He may have sold it off in the auction.
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Feb 8, 2023 18:18
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Is Elon Musk even real?
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Feb 8, 2023 18:25
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Extra Large Marge posted:Is Elon Musk even real? Computer! Generate me an idiot. Yes, yes, set the values for "Craven" and "Dingus" to maximum. Sense of humor and ability to self-reflect to zero. Now. What is the the largest amount of dollars you can allocate in your memory banks to just one man? Do it. Execute simulation. Financial safety protocols off.
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Feb 8, 2023 18:47
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Radio Paranoia posted:Computer! Generate me an idiot. Yes, yes, set the values for "Craven" and "Dingus" to maximum. Sense of humor and ability to self-reflect to zero. launching peekel_reek.exe
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Feb 8, 2023 19:31
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Jelly posted:This is two pedophiles arguing about the truth on whether two other pedophiles are telling the truth when accusing the other of being a pedophile. The village wise man considers their arguments in depth, and decides to have them both speared to death. It's not really worth a debate. Elon looks on, concerned...
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I'M RIIIIIICK BOTCH!
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