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Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Ulio posted:

-Top Gun Maverick. Never watched the first but loved this.

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Some good music as well although not as good as the first one.

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Danger Zone being in the opening was a great touch though.

:thunk:

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Megaman's Jockstrap
Jul 16, 2000

What a horrible thread to have a post.
I think they know part of the soundtrack, which is ubiquitous.

Ulio
Feb 17, 2011


Ya so I have heard the soundtrack of Top Gun, never seen the actual movie. I always heard how the soundtrack was great so I listened to it one day. I never watched the movie because I already knew the plot. Maybe I will get around to it though, not sure how it holds up these days.

Xealot
Nov 25, 2002

Showdown in the Galaxy Era.

If my experience of re-watching Top Gun with people under 35 who've never seen it before tracks in any way, it reads as intentional gay camp to a modern audience. There's a really cheesy, brazen quality to just about every interaction, and the Maverick/Iceman tension is every bit as homoerotic as people joke that it is. Nobody found it earnestly cool, just absurdly over the top to the point of comedy.

The soundtrack contributes immensely to this feeling.

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010
People get Top Gun wrong all the time. They don't want to gently caress each other. They want to gently caress their planes.

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

Top Gun ‘86 holds up very well.

The Tomcat was one of the most photogenic airplanes of all time IMO, and the aerial sequences were pretty groundbreaking at the time.

Mulva
Sep 13, 2011
It's about time for my once per decade ban for being a consistently terrible poster.

Snowman_McK posted:

People get Top Gun wrong all the time. They don't want to gently caress each other. They want to gently caress their planes.

No they very much want to gently caress each other.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Mulva posted:

No they very much want to gently caress each other.
They certainly do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRwud05YMHI

Megaman's Jockstrap
Jul 16, 2000

What a horrible thread to have a post.
They're not mutually exclusive.

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink

Funnily enough, as K. Waste pointed out in his review, Tarantino actually misremembers the line.

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014

You're out of your drat mind if you think I Ain't Worried by OneRepublic is better than Playing with the Boys by Kenny Loggins.

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!
Was going to rewatch The Terminator tonight, but the Blu-Ray in my four-disc eBay Arnold boxset was hosed - first unplayable BR I've ever had, :wtc: - so I watched Commando instead.

drat, I miss the days when an action movie would deliver on its promise in just 90 minutes. Get to plot point, action, next plot point, more action, final story point, then all of Act 3 is non-stop action ending with one main bad guy getting three shotgun blasts to the chest and being blown out of a window, and the other being impaled on a steam pipe with a cheesy one-liner. 40 minutes shorter than mega-budgeted shite like The Grey Man, and a lot more fun.

Ulio
Feb 17, 2011


Watched Pushpa The Rise. As far as South Indian action movies goes. I liked it more than RRR/KGF1/Bahubhali even though those movies are great. This had less action but the character of Pushpa was far better than the mc in those movies

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010

Chas McGill posted:

Project Wolf Hunting was pretty disappointing. It delivered the gore without any novel action, plot, or characterisation. One of those movies where the effects team and actors did a decent job with a limited an unimaginative script.

It's a real shame that a film so very willing, enthusiastic, even, to kill off characters unexpectedly was also unable to come up with a single memorable character. Also, a lot of the direction in the action scenes was just sloppy, where you didn't really get a sense of why some people were able to win or not. The fight in the engine room especially felt like half the characters hadn't plugged in their controllers. They were just standing there to be killed.

I think it was trying to replicate something like From Dusk Till Dawn (there are probably other films with surprise genre shifts but they don't spring to mind as easily) but without being especially good at any of the three genres. It half assed the Con-Air aspect (who are any of these criminals? Give them cool backstories, come on) which lead into me not really caring once the monster started picking them off, which in turn lead me to really not care once it turned into super soldiers punching each other.

It's a shame, since the gore effects and some of the action were really loving good. The people responsible for those really did their jobs, it's just that no one else did

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
More great stuff from Jacobus

https://youtu.be/td1PGFpLYF0

High Warlord Zog
Dec 12, 2012
I haven't seen Paathan yet but War is the best Fast and Furious movie since the tanks chase/infinite runway one

Megaman's Jockstrap
Jul 16, 2000

What a horrible thread to have a post.
I wish Violent Night had an actually consistently good script and a decent director and a better budget because when the movie hits it hits hard, but it's hyper-inconsistent, frequently poorly written, has an action scene that's absolute bottom-tier poo poo, and is generally cribbing way too hard from What If The Christmas Chronicles, But Action?

Megaman's Jockstrap fucked around with this message at 20:15 on Feb 7, 2023

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014
I just saw Sisu and it was pretty friggin' dope. There's some pretty nasty gore, and more importantly: a bunch of nazis get loving wrecked.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

Megaman's Jockstrap posted:

I wish Violent Night had an actually consistently good script and a decent director and a better budget because when the movie hits it hits hard, but it's hyper-inconsistent, frequently poorly written, has an action scene that's absolute bottom-tier poo poo, and is generally cribbing way too hard from What If The Christmas Chronicles, But Action?

Massive same. I mean I enjoyed it because the general premise and the cast carried and like you said with it hits it's on fire, but god drat, what could have been.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Gargamel Gibson posted:

I just saw Sisu and it was pretty friggin' dope. There's some pretty nasty gore, and more importantly: a bunch of nazis get loving wrecked.

Hell yeah this movie rocks. Where did you see it? I caught it at a festival last year but didn't know it'd been released.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Neo Rasa posted:

Massive same. I mean I enjoyed it because the general premise and the cast carried and like you said with it hits it's on fire, but god drat, what could have been.

Pro tip, violent night should be watched really drunk on Christmas Eve with your family and then it owns.

That’s the only way I’m ever going to watch it

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

CelticPredator posted:

Pro tip, violent night should be watched really drunk on Christmas Eve with your family and then it owns.

That’s the only way I’m ever going to watch it

We prefer to INFLICT a movie on our family each Christmas instead. This past year was Santa With Muscles lol

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Also acceptable

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014

flashy_mcflash posted:

Hell yeah this movie rocks. Where did you see it? I caught it at a festival last year but didn't know it'd been released.

I live in Finland, so I just went to the movies.

Megaman's Jockstrap
Jul 16, 2000

What a horrible thread to have a post.

Neo Rasa posted:

We prefer to INFLICT a movie on our family each Christmas instead. This past year was Santa With Muscles lol

Now we're talkin!

My wife and I are boring. We do Krampus and Die Hard. When my son turns ten we're doing a Lord of the Rings every year (1 each Christmas). I showed him the beginning of Fellowship and he got insanely hyped for it.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

Gargamel Gibson posted:

I live in Finland, so I just went to the movies.
Figured :argh:

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014
Oh, if anyone was curious about the aforementioned Sisu:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88f77kkiqDs

During the Lapland War nazis steal a Finnish gold miner's gold. He wants it back.
Simple, brutal, over the top, funny.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

That trailer seems to be geolocked to Finland but Sisu goes so fuckin hard.

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014

flashy_mcflash posted:

That trailer seems to be geolocked to Finland but Sisu goes so fuckin hard.

Aw FFS. Annoying.

MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo
So here's an odd thing.

A couple of years ago a movie was shot starring Jackie Chan, John Cena and Pilou Asbæk (who might be most familiar to worldwide audiences as Euron Greyjoy in Game of Thrones) and it's because of Pilou that I learned about this movie.

He randomly tweeted out that the movie is coming to Netflix in the summer. He's pretty sure they filmed it in 2019 but it could have been 2018 and he can't speak to the quality of it because he hasn't actually seen it himself.

On IMDB it is called Project X-Traction but at some point along the way it got renamed to S.N.A.F.U before it seemingly got shelved for a couple of years.


This is all IMDB has to say about it:

quote:

Two ex-special forces soldiers must escort a group of civilians along Baghdad's "Highway of Death" to the safety of the Green Zone.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6879446/

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

MrBling posted:

Pilou Asbæk

Ah, he was Batou in the Ghost in the Shell live action.

Also lol I went and looked up a trailer for Project X-Traction on YouTube; watched it, was nonplussed So where's Cena!? , looked in the comments

quote:

That is not the movie. That is the trailer for the Kung Fu Yoga
welp that'll be it then :o:

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


John Wick Chapter 4 confirmed the longest in the series (so far)

John Wick: 101min
Chapter 2: 2hr 2min
Parabellum: 2hr 11min
https://collider.com/john-wick-4-runtime-keanu-reeves/ 2hr 49min

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

Hmmm. IMO it is possible to have just *too much* John Wick in one sitting.

Heavy Metal
Sep 1, 2014

America's $1 Funnyman

I do appreciate a tight runtime, sure rewatched Crank a zillion times, but I can dig on 2:49 of Wicky goodness.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



I remember the last two Wick films bugging me with their length, certainly something the first and by far best didn’t, so this doesn’t bode well for me.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

MrMojok posted:

Hmmm. IMO it is possible to have just *too much* John Wick in one sitting.

Upcoming thinkpiece headline from cinemadicks.com Does this Wick need trimming?

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Yeah, my issue with the Wick movies is how they dig deeper and deeper into lore bullshit with each sequel (don't forget, they're making a prequel TV show with Young Winston) and I'm a bit concerned that they might go way up their own rear end with a runtime like this. A John Wick movie does not need to be knocking on the door of three hours.

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Agreed. A lot of the beauty of the first Wick was the sparse, almost fairy tale quality of the world building

Seemlar
Jun 18, 2002
A significant chunk of JW3 was boring, pointless wasting of time, it needed 40 minutes less not 40 minutes more

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VROOM VROOM
Jun 8, 2005
I'm not totally against the Wick sequels getting increasingly up their own rear end with worldbuilding bullshit and meaningless fight scenes, and having the first one be its own separate nice thing

but the only way to justify a 3-hour John Wick movie is if he loving dies at the end

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