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zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

freeedr posted:

My school didn’t have a dedicated sex ed thing but it was in the curriculum as part of science class for everyone in middle and high school. They also had multiple guest speakers that came to talk about the STDs they caught and have forever because they were cavalier with sex, and those guys talked about using condoms, monogamy, etc.

Then I had a math teacher that said HIV was too small to be stopped by a condom and you would still catch it for sure if you dicked down anyone with HIV ever in your life. I’m paraphrasing there. He also said “statistically, two students in this classroom have HIV” in a class of 25 high school sophomores, which, haha what a dipshit.

Then I had high school health class with a total frat bro type coach guy who was very straightforward and plain-talking about sex and it was actually pretty good. He looked and acted like Ted McGinley in revenge of the nerds but was very down-to-earth and open-minded
We also had a PE teacher doing health class who was an aged meathead coach who did his best to positively spin the awful state curriculum that centered around repeating the failure percentage of every birth control and STD prevention measure. His spiel was he couldn't argue about the statistics given by the curriculum but if you combine two types together the chance compounds into basically impossible so just use a condom while she's on the pill till you know you're all clean and the pills working or get the spermicidal condoms. Very big brain bayesian stuff only a basketball fan could dream of in 2004, eat your heart out Nate Silver.

He was also a little overly excited about sharing the STD pictures but he let people opt out (another thing I think he deviated from the curriculum on) and just passed them around to the willing which was the incredibly online portion of the class going "oooh just like rotten.com" to out edge the other kids.

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Wow, kind of glad I never learned anything about sex. Sounds terrible.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017




We just call it "Brexit".

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TFsZiODx5A

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club

Sentient Data posted:

Lol lmao rofl sexual harassment of minors with a layer of direct authority on top of it is perfect content for this thread

I hope you reported it to the school and police rather than laugh about it, fuckface

haha yeah I could have reported it to the cop who molested half of my friends, or the other teacher who is currently serving time for producing child porn, or --

small town life, goon! i got the gently caress out of there as soon as I turned 17.

Groda
Mar 17, 2005

Hair Elf

Phosphine posted:

I didn't have a lot of good things to say about seventh grade sex ed (it did after all take place in a setting where teenage boys aren't just tolerated, but even encouraged, to participate) but at least it was factually accurate and carried out by an actual adult, placing it somewhere in the top one percent it sounds like?

In our 8th grade sex ed, they showed us a slide show (with cassette beep) of chopped up fetuses, with detailed descriptions. Half of the class was crying just a few minutes in.

In retrospect, they were old enough that they were obviously pictures of late-term miscarriages, but that certainly didn't make things better.

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





I went to a Catholic convent school for my secondary education, and when homosexuality came up in religion class, the teacher pushed the standard catholic Church line that it's fine to be gay as long as you don't do anything gay, like have sex.
We pushed back on this as completely nonsensical, and she just sighed and basically said, 'yeah, its bullshit but I gotta teach the curriculum'
I met her years later and she was a very sensible person.
They also brought in a 'cool' priest to tell us how awesome and inclusive the Catholic Church was. This was in the 1990s, when revelations about coverups of massive levels of pedophilia being covered up by senior Church hierarchy were in the news every single day.
We asked Father Funtimes about all the lying and moving pedophiles around to avoid legal retribution, and he got really aggressive, lost the cheery, friendly manner, and said in all his life he'd only known maybe 3-4 pedophiles.
We (a roomful of 15 year old girls) pointed out that personally knowing multiple identified pedophiles is incredibly abnormal and weird, and so he went off in a huff.
We were mildly scolded by the nuns for being "harsh" at a priest, but nuns have a horrible habit of behaving like groupies around a priest.

Meatgrinder
Jul 11, 2003

Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est

Pookah posted:

I went to a Catholic convent school for my secondary education, and when homosexuality came up in religion class, the teacher pushed the standard catholic Church line that it's fine to be gay as long as you don't do anything gay, like have sex.
We pushed back on this as completely nonsensical, and she just sighed and basically said, 'yeah, its bullshit but I gotta teach the curriculum'
I met her years later and she was a very sensible person.
They also brought in a 'cool' priest to tell us how awesome and inclusive the Catholic Church was. This was in the 1990s, when revelations about coverups of massive levels of pedophilia being covered up by senior Church hierarchy were in the news every single day.
We asked Father Funtimes about all the lying and moving pedophiles around to avoid legal retribution, and he got really aggressive, lost the cheery, friendly manner, and said in all his life he'd only known maybe 3-4 pedophiles.
We (a roomful of 15 year old girls) pointed out that personally knowing multiple identified pedophiles is incredibly abnormal and weird, and so he went off in a huff.
We were mildly scolded by the nuns for being "harsh" at a priest, but nuns have a horrible habit of behaving like groupies around a priest.

I pictured all of this as a scene from Derry Girls, narrated by one of the main characters.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Meatgrinder posted:

I pictured all of this as a scene from Derry Girls, narrated by one of the main characters.

Yeah I read all that in my mind in the voice of Erin.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

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Solve the world.
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What is happening!

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Ok I am not sure why the funny pictures thread has a high school sex harassment derail? I don't think this is what the thread would like so if we can put a halt on that conversation that would be great :thanks:

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Youse are allowed to hear all this poo poo in a Derry accent.
I'm saying it in a not-Derry accent, but gently caress it, it's fine.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.


I want this to induce so much pearl-clutching in that TX town, only for someone to explain, "Oh, it's just slang from Nigeria."

And then that's misinterpreted to cause even further pearl-clutching.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!














Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

mind the walrus posted:

I'm coming at it from an outside perspective and it's usually fine, but there's a clear conflict of interest when your minority population also happens to be your major/only dating pool. Once minors get involved, if elder leadership and community management is bad? It can get dark fast. Turns out the aftershocks of things like AIDS really did leave a vacuum for mature community growth.

It's gotten way better in some places though, and all the very best human beings I know are gayer than gently caress and at least have the collective body mass of a tiger.

...

I was joking...

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Let's try that again









Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Pookah posted:

... nuns have a horrible habit...

:haw:

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Here is a thread to talk about the horrible things that happened at your school

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Derek of the Andes
Dec 10, 2009

HAHAHAHAHAHAHa!!!
That's an upside down paint roller thingy, isn't it??

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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And I guarantee it is attached only with paint.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.






Hey, I remember these!

Isn't there a whole surreal series?

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007



it sounds like a Harry Potter book

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Leon Sumbitches posted:

Hey, I remember these!

Isn't there a whole surreal series?

https://www.paulkirchner.com/https:/www.paulkirchner.com/the-bus/

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
the "philospher's stance" is the odd way you are forced to stand when you pee with a case of genital herpes

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Scratch Monkey posted:

the "philospher's stance" is the odd way you are forced to stand when you pee with a case of genital herpes

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

lol

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Was the Tory power stance a thing back when that series of Blackadder aired?

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Non Compos Mentis posted:

Was the Tory power stance a thing back when that series of Blackadder aired?

I mean... kinda?

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Lemniscate Blue posted:

I mean... kinda?



drat, those some sick rear end Hot-Pocket shoes.

Perhaps the original meat-shoe.

DurosKlav
Jun 13, 2003

Enter your name pilot!


I'm sure those are healthier for him than the actual air in China that the other runners are breathing in.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

DurosKlav posted:

I'm sure those are healthier for him than the actual air in China that the other runners are breathing in.

:hmmyes: They look filtered.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


Some details wrong here. It was year 9, 24 years ago, and her name is Tamara.

Hyperlynx has a new favorite as of 00:53 on Feb 11, 2023

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

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Hyperlynx posted:

Some details wrong here. It was yaer 9, 24 years ago, and her name is Tamara.

yeah but who remembers the name of the very tiny girl in second grade whose glasses you broke during dodgeball when you hit her directly in the face with that bright red ball?

sorry erin (last name omitted but i remember that too)

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

generatrix
Aug 8, 2008

Nothing hurts like a scrape

Why is this weirdly edited? The original was already about being drunk.

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




Did they edit out the actual swear word?

That seems to be what the kids are doing these days to avoid automatic censorship on social media

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Sep 3, 2017

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