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Shooting Blanks posted:If it were just text, you could have convinced me that came out of a recipe generator. Or that it was just the two worst double entendres that someone could think of in under five seconds
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A big chunk of childhood memories just came crashing into my head. Thanks? I think?
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Wait, cumin and nutmeg aren't the same thing?
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This is the Swedish version of the donut burg. Semla is a sweet roll with cardamom, filled with almond paste and whipped cream. It's seasonal, and the season is right now.
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 "Instead of making something even remotely close to the recipe above, I elected to soak a tortilla in bean water with cumin."
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axolotl farmer posted:This is the Swedish version of the donut burg. Semla is a sweet roll with cardamom, filled with almond paste and whipped cream. It's seasonal, and the season is right now. 
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I was making yoghurt mixed with fruit and muesli for a quick breakfast a few months ago and went to sprinkle some cinnamon on as usual. To my horror I realised I'd dumped a load of cayenne pepper over it instead. I still ate it because I was in a rush to get out the door and that was my last yoghurt. It made me sad for the next few hours.
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Beardcrumb posted:
"And then go back to the place I got the recipe from and give it a bad rating"
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Feb 10, 2023 12:45
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rip to a real food bro
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Data Graham posted:"And then go back to the place I got the recipe from and give it a bad rating" On one hand it smells very fake and made for laughs, on the other I truly believe that there are people so bad at cooking that they expect recipes to work like that.
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Feb 10, 2023 13:16
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Helios Grime posted:On one hand it smells very fake and made for laughs, on the other I truly believe that there are people so bad at cooking that they expect recipes to work like that. If you can substitute one thing here and there, then you can substitute everything everywhere! That's how I came up with my cake recipe where applesauce replaces sugar, applesauce replaces eggs, and applesauce replaces oil. Also I substitute the flour for oatmeal.
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Feb 10, 2023 14:02
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And because I don't understand causality or one sound coming after another being reflected in spelling I'll take a word that I know is pronounced Brioche and spell it Brochie(sp?????)
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Pass the brochie 'pon the left hand side
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Captain Hygiene posted:
Data Graham posted:"And then go back to the place I got the recipe from and give it a bad rating"
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Helios Grime posted:On one hand it smells very fake and made for laughs, on the other I truly believe that there are people so bad at cooking that they expect recipes to work like that. Yeah, it did make me laugh but it doesn't have the beautiful simplicity of a casual mention in passing that you conflated soy sauce and pepsi as ingredients.
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Captain Hygiene posted:Yeah, it did make me laugh but it doesn't have the beautiful simplicity of a casual mention in passing that you conflated soy sauce and pepsi as ingredients. All I wanted was a
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teen witch posted:All I wanted was a
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teen witch posted:All I wanted was a choose your fighter  
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Captain Hygiene posted:Oh, it's fine. The very 1970s food photography just made me laugh. Like are the walls of that tureen that thick, or is that a lip hiding an unknown world of noodles?
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uber_stoat posted:choose your fighter welp, that song's stuck in my head for the rest of the day
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Dareon posted:Like are the walls of that tureen that thick, or is that a lip hiding an unknown world of noodles? It is a mass of noodles. Noodles are cheap!
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Kikko-BAM!
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Desert Bus posted:It is a mass of noodles. Noodles are cheap! Plain old boring egg noodles, nothing Spätzle about 'em
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Tumblr users were asked to make a cake recipe and they came up with... something that mostly qualifies: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=falApGAB8Rc
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Brawnfire posted:Plain old boring egg noodles, nothing Spätzle about 'em 
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Mr.Radar posted:Tumblr users were asked to make a cake recipe and they came up with... something that mostly qualifies: She really should have converted the measurements to metric or something. Doing it all by tablespoons is silly.
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Feb 11, 2023 03:25
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Because we really must be precise in the 44% vanilla extract cake.
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Mr.Radar posted:Tumblr users were asked to make a cake recipe and they came up with... something that mostly qualifies: I'm so anxious about her cats just walking all over her stove like that.
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axolotl farmer posted:This is the Swedish version of the donut burg. Semla is a sweet roll with cardamom, filled with almond paste and whipped cream. It's seasonal, and the season is right now. With all the stuff they've done with semlor here in recent years and all the horrors I've seen in this thread, I was 100% ready to believe they had, in fact, put a regular meat hamburger patty in a semla, and I had also actively chosen not to research it. Not that I would ever try it regardless, but anyway. 
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KennyMan666 posted:Today I have learned that it is in fact not a regular hamburger in a semla, it's just a semla with a round brownie between the buns. As someone who has been enjoying a metric fucktonne of laskiaispulla lately, I would not eat one with brownie in it. That’s just a step too far. Our local cafe makes one with lemon curd and licorice cream, however, which sounds delicious. 
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