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Going to the barber for the first time in 8 months with this saved on my phone
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a sexual elk posted:My 2 year old still doesn’t have a SS number Burn off their finger prints and start training them to be an international assassin now
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Feb 10, 2023 17:10
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Pron on VHS posted:Going to the barber for the first time in 8 months with this saved on my phone Post the artisinal haircut when you're done.
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Feb 10, 2023 17:20
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I neglected to get my passport renewed for months and the other week when I finally got around to it they had just opened up online renewals as a trial. Procrastinating works!
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Feb 10, 2023 17:23
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Yeah my kid had a SSN pretty quickly after being born. He even has a passport because we were supposed to be going to Thailand (where he was then going to get dual citizenship through my wife) in April but that got pushed. Speaking of the kid, he's noticeably sick for the first time. Just a head cold but boy this sucks huh! And naturally, he gave it to my wife and me as well.
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Feb 10, 2023 17:27
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C-Euro posted:
This is your new existence. Enjoy the next decade.
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Feb 10, 2023 17:37
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Pron on VHS posted:Going to the barber for the first time in 8 months with this saved on my phone Excellent choice How much morning prep and product will you need to maintain that mane?
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Feb 10, 2023 17:59
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Pron on VHS posted:Going to the barber for the first time in 8 months with this saved on my phone I'm planning the same but Kurt Russell in Big Trouble in Little China. I'm tall and thin, so I think a tank with luscious mullet locks would look great. Then I'm going to have to ruin it and get the hair chopped off for a stupid wedding 
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Feb 10, 2023 18:03
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Ornery and Hornery posted:Excellent choice Much more than you think. Pomade, mousse, and blow drying with a round brush at minimum. Frequent trims to keep it from getting flat and mullet-y.
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Feb 10, 2023 18:22
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I wake up with that style every day, effortlessly.
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Feb 10, 2023 18:52
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Speaking of hair, I made the decision to break up with my barber this morning There’s a spot on my hair that always looks weird when I style it because of how she cuts it, and every time I go to her I ask her to just try to cut that part down and every time she refuses to cut how I ask her to because “it’ll look weird” and talks me out of it, then every time I style my hair the next morning and guess what it looks weird anyway
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Feb 10, 2023 18:59
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T-Square posted:Speaking of hair, I made the decision to break up with my barber this morning 
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Feb 10, 2023 19:01
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Ornery and Hornery posted:Excellent choice No product, best thing to do is after conditioning and getting out of shower just very lightly towel dry and leave it mostly wet, it dries into a very great style that way
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Feb 10, 2023 19:05
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Freaquency posted:I neglected to get my passport renewed for months and the other week when I finally got around to it they had just opened up online renewals as a trial. Procrastinating works! Damnit, I just went to look at this and they stopped new applicants as of February 7th. Procrastinating failed!
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Feb 10, 2023 19:33
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Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg posted:Damnit, I just went to look at this and they stopped new applicants as of February 7th. Procrastinating failed! Are you me? I did the same thing this morning. Says it opens back up in March so I’m going to hold tight.
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Feb 10, 2023 19:37
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Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg posted:Damnit, I just went to look at this and they stopped new applicants as of February 7th. Procrastinating failed!  If it makes you feel better, they bait-and-switched me on the processing time. I opted not to expedite because they said it was going to be 7-9 weeks, which was going to be plenty of time. Then once they accepted my application it became “actually it’s 11-12 weeks” so I had to pony up for the expedited processing.
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Feb 10, 2023 19:58
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Alright everyone, tag yourselves. I am coconut comrade. https://twitter.com/WillBlakely3/status/1623821708829270017?t=DKXWpKg_Ycx8LcitGtiZiw&s=19
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Feb 10, 2023 20:05
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We renewed ours and got our kiddo’s first, and even without expedited service it was super short. Seems like the delays ebb and flow. Must be seasonal. I think we put ours in last august or September and had them in-hand in less than 6 weeks.
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Feb 10, 2023 20:05
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Huh, I was able to dig my passport renewal yesterday online. 
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Feb 10, 2023 20:06
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Unseasoned chicken and snow roaches are p good
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Feb 10, 2023 20:08
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I mean, No Purpose Flour is by far the clear winner. But there are some great arguments for the top 5.
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Feb 10, 2023 20:09
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swickles posted:I mean, No Purpose Flour is by far the clear winner. But there are some great arguments for the top 5. Oh god  I didn’t even see that one. That’s fantastic.
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Feb 10, 2023 20:18
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I'm a person of colonial complexion lol
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Feb 10, 2023 20:19
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I'm boycotting the new Harry Potter based on the name of the school being changed to "Hogwarts Legacy" from the historical "Hogwarts Lee."
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Feb 10, 2023 20:34
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swickles posted:Alright everyone, tag yourselves. I am coconut comrade. Walking Corpse, probably  I also like Vanilla Villains fartknocker fucked around with this message at 21:16 on Feb 10, 2023 |
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Feb 10, 2023 21:14
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I'm the unedited google doc
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Feb 10, 2023 21:19
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This reminds me of a time I got banned from the nintendo for a week because I wrote down all the swear words I knew and mum found it. That was a rough 27th birthday I tell ya.
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Feb 10, 2023 21:24
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LeeMajors posted:We renewed ours and got our kiddo’s first, and even without expedited service it was super short. Seems like the delays ebb and flow. Must be seasonal. I think we put ours in last august or September and had them in-hand in less than 6 weeks. Yeah, I’m betting a lot of people (like us) made spring break plans then said “oh poo poo I should get on that”. swickles posted:Alright everyone, tag yourselves. I am coconut comrade. I bet this Twitter Blue user also gets gravely offended when he sees “yt” get used too
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Feb 10, 2023 21:25
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Anyway I’m partial to “winter wallabies” and “yeast demons”, personally
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Feb 10, 2023 21:29
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I haven't made hardly any sales this week. My weekly sales numbers were just starting to improve on a consistent basis and then this loving ice storm happened and now I'm back to almost zero. I am so loving bad at selling it's honestly a wonder I haven't been fired yet. I'm supposed to be doing $15K/week in sales minimum just to stay employed at this place, and I have not hit that number once in the 4 months since I started this job. The other guy I work with did loving double that number his first week, and just pulled a goddamn $90K this past week in Austin. gently caress me I am so burned out on this poo poo 
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Feb 10, 2023 21:33
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IMO that probably means you're not an rear end in a top hat because hyper-aggressive sales tactics work, but also are infuriating
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Feb 10, 2023 21:35
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What are you selling and how could anyone possibly sell that much of a thing?
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Feb 10, 2023 21:37
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I would recommend doing anything else that is not sales. Sales sucks. If there is a hell, being a salesman is what they would make me do for eternity.
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Feb 10, 2023 21:38
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I. M. Gei posted:I haven't made hardly any sales this week. My weekly sales numbers were just starting to improve on a consistent basis and then this loving ice storm happened and now I'm back to almost zero. If your hearts not in it you won't ever enjoy it. Sales never got my dick hard and while I can do it and not do the sleazy sales pitches etc I'd never make it as a rep because I can't stand the fact that sales seems to be like 40% people that are sleazy douchebags you want to kick down the stairs and 40% people who simp for their customers so badly and will make a lot more work for everyone around them by agreeing to dumb stuff. While you've got your job its probably the best time to start hunting for something else. Speaking from recent experience your anxiety about your job will go down if you're not enjoying it at all if you're actively trying to change it.
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Feb 10, 2023 21:40
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Ornery and Hornery posted:What are you selling and how could anyone possibly sell that much of a thing? he's selling garden/tree services of some variety, and rich people regularly spend thousands of dollars getting their trees trimmed etc.
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Feb 10, 2023 21:45
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The true trick to sales, especially something like what you are selling, is to just be patient and nice and eventually find your whale. The guy that is the President of the HOA, or some type of community decision maker, where him utilizing your services means that 90K sale is like one or two clients.
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Feb 10, 2023 21:46
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swickles posted:Alright everyone, tag yourselves. I am coconut comrade. This owns. And here I thought I was an edgelord for having a list of like 15 made-up slurs for conservative rednecks. I. M. Gei fucked around with this message at 21:55 on Feb 10, 2023 |
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Bird in a Blender posted:I would recommend doing anything else that is not sales. Sales sucks. If there is a hell, being a salesman is what they would make me do for eternity. Hell is physical retail
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Feb 10, 2023 21:52
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Seems like selling cars would be a good gig these days. My experience buying a car last year was basically walking into the dealership and having them tell me "well here are the four cars we have and six more that might be coming in the next two months and here's the sticker price- do you want one or not?"
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General Dog posted:Seems like selling cars would be a good gig these days. My experience buying a car last year was basically walking into the dealership and having them tell me "well here are the four cars we have and six more that might be coming in the next two months and here's the sticker price- do you want one or not?" add a "here's how much we've decided to tack on by model because of scarcity".
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