The Cursed Images Thread: A Dilbert themed ethics game created by Lockheed Martin

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TEMPLE GRANDIN OS: Dec 10, 2003; ...blyat

in some yoga stuff you like press your tongue against the upper palate so this is like removing a rib to suck your own dick

# ? Feb 11, 2023 02:34

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# ? May 28, 2024 11:56

Inzombiac: Mar 19, 2007; PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY

Gromit posted:

There's got to be easier ways to suffocate yourself.

Not unless you want to get in to heaven.

# ? Feb 11, 2023 03:15

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

https://i.imgur.com/hn82Em4.gifv
It�s already dead but add salt and heat and it moves�

# ? Feb 11, 2023 03:21

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/hn82Em4.gifv
It�s already dead but add salt and heat and it moves�

There's fresh � and then there's long-lasting fresh :coolfish:

# ? Feb 11, 2023 03:50

gay picnic defence: Oct 5, 2009; I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/hn82Em4.gifv
It�s already dead but add salt and heat and it moves�

Part of the Japanese method of humanely killing fish (ike jime) involves a wire or length of thick mono fishing line inserted up the spinal column to stop that kind of poo poo from happening.

Elissimpark posted:

Ugh, I've realised as an adult that that was my house growing up. My parents smoked inside for the best part of 40 years. I was probably that weird smelling kid at school, but never realised it.

My wife refuses to sleep in that house, even though my mum no longer smokes (lung cancer) and she deep cleaned the house. You can't just wash that smell out.

It soaks into the drywall over time. Sometimes you can cover it up with enough paint that it stays sealed in the plaster but it often requires all the plaster to be removed.

# ? Feb 11, 2023 07:51

Queen Gnome: Jul 30, 2006; Her Lawnliness

# ? Feb 11, 2023 12:50

Radio Paranoia: Jun 27, 2010; It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/hn82Em4.gifv
It�s already dead but add salt and heat and it moves�

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

# ? Feb 11, 2023 13:16

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

Radio Paranoia posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

One of my strongest memories is of Reece in year 7 snapping during a test and jumping on his desk screaming DETATCHABLE PENIS!

# ? Feb 11, 2023 13:41

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

Jamesman posted:

No, although that video is also very amazing.

Pizza Time is one of the videos of guys dressed up like this;

Ah yeap I remember that one, cheers

# ? Feb 11, 2023 15:46

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/paleofuture/status/1624466509299961857

# ? Feb 11, 2023 21:06

TrashMammal: Nov 10, 2022

gay picnic defence posted:

Part of the Japanese method of humanely killing fish (ike jime) involves a wire or length of thick mono fishing line inserted up the spinal column to stop that kind of poo poo from happening.

Ike jime prevents brain-driven stress responses and helps prevent the meat from being flooded with adrenaline and lactic acid. This particular reaction is happening further down the neuron chain�at the meat level�and would happen regardless of the presence of a spinal cord. :science:

# ? Feb 11, 2023 21:19

Decrepus: May 21, 2008; In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.

Dick Fontaine posted:

Ike jime prevents brain-driven stress responses and helps prevent the meat from being flooded with adrenaline and lactic acid. This particular reaction is happening further down the neuron chain�at the meat level�and would happen regardless of the presence of a spinal cord.

"the meat level"

# ? Feb 12, 2023 01:43

Shaddak: Nov 13, 2011

https://imgur.com/o1e0bRC.mp4

# ? Feb 12, 2023 02:03

CaptainSarcastic: Jul 6, 2013

Shaddak posted:

https://imgur.com/o1e0bRC.mp4

That seems more Schad than Cursed.

# ? Feb 12, 2023 03:38

Shaddak: Nov 13, 2011

CaptainSarcastic posted:

That seems more Schad than Cursed.

Well, hell, I'll post it there too. What's the link?

# ? Feb 12, 2023 04:24

CaptainSarcastic: Jul 6, 2013

Shaddak posted:

Well, hell, I'll post it there too. What's the link?

The Schad thread is over here: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4008273

# ? Feb 12, 2023 04:27

Phthisis: Apr 16, 2007; "Maybe some dolphins have sex for pleasure."

Based on how much poo poo I've seen on the internet, at first I wasn't totally sure if that was gonna end with a groin shot or the dude's knees folding backwards.

_{yes i know that machine couldn't possibly do that}

# ? Feb 12, 2023 05:15

CaptainSarcastic: Jul 6, 2013

Phthisis posted:

Based on how much poo poo I've seen on the internet, at first I wasn't totally sure if that was gonna end with a groin shot or the dude's knees folding backwards.

_{yes i know that machine couldn't possibly do that}

Yeah, I did the same. That backyard wrestling video from a year or two ago got seared into my mind.

# ? Feb 12, 2023 05:37

TotalLossBrain: Oct 20, 2010; Hier graben!

CaptainSarcastic posted:

Yeah, I did the same. That backyard wrestling video from a year or two ago got seared into my mind.

If it's the one I'm thinking of, it is far older than that. It just gets reposted regularly.
In fact, is there any good new backyard wrestling content out there? Last time I looked, it was all about Street Beefs.

# ? Feb 12, 2023 06:46

Beartaco: Apr 10, 2007; by sebmojo

An actual ad I saw on an actual news site.

# ? Feb 12, 2023 08:33

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Beartaco posted:

An actual ad I saw on an actual news site.

Mr vice president, I hope you are sitting down

# ? Feb 12, 2023 09:01

Automatic Slim: Jul 1, 2007

Beartaco posted:

An actual ad I saw on an actual news site.

Don�t leave us hanging, OP, what happens next? This isn�t some kind of Greek myth, is it?

# ? Feb 12, 2023 09:38

Jack-Off Lantern: Mar 2, 2012

Zeus!!!!! *Shakes fist*

# ? Feb 12, 2023 09:40

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Automatic Slim posted:

Don’t leave us hanging, OP, what happens next? This isn’t some kind of Greek myth, is it?

The doctor called the police because just as he was looking at the ultrasound he noticed the building across the street was being robbed. The baby was fine. The horse was sold to a British hamburger manufacturer.

# ? Feb 12, 2023 10:37

Tarquinn: Jul 3, 2007; I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.; Hell Gem

steinrokkan posted:

The doctor called the police because just as he was looking at the ultrasound he noticed the building across the street was being robbed. The baby was fine. The horse was sold to a British hamburger manufacturer.

I love happy endings! :v:

# ? Feb 12, 2023 11:25

CelticPredator: Oct 11, 2013; 🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Beartaco posted:

An actual ad I saw on an actual news site.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzuC8B46N_w

# ? Feb 12, 2023 11:29

GABA ghoul: Oct 29, 2011

steinrokkan posted:

The doctor called the police because just as he was looking at the ultrasound he noticed the building across the street was being robbed. The baby was fine. The horse was sold to a British hamburger manufacturer.

But what about Chekhov's horse hugging?

# ? Feb 12, 2023 11:39

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Phthisis posted:

Based on how much poo poo I've seen on the internet, at first I wasn't totally sure if that was gonna end with a groin shot or the dude's knees folding backwards.

_{yes i know that machine couldn't possibly do that}

Same, I was treating my scroll wheel like a SCRAM button.

# ? Feb 12, 2023 12:12