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Shazback posted:I wonder if Twitter is selling "+ reply/retweet by Musk" to try to bring back advertisers
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Shazback posted:I wonder if Twitter is selling "+ reply/retweet by Musk" to try to bring back advertisers Why the gently caress would that bring anyone back?? e: yeah, see above
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Entropic posted:Did anything actually happen with this or did he forget about it already? Does this mean you can tweet ads at your own tweet and make money off of it?
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Feb 11, 2023 12:57
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*mobile game of Dude running around shooting zombies depending on how well you do math* Elon: "I suck at this ghem, can you do bettah?"
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Feb 11, 2023 13:21
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Nice promotional campaign you got going on there. Would sure be a shame if a certain CEO replied to it...
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Feb 11, 2023 13:25
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Lol at Elon Mr Burns-style firing people who tell him the truth
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Feb 11, 2023 15:09
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Alan Smithee posted:*mobile game of Dude running around shooting zombies depending on how well you do math* Dude's gonna be hawking dick pills before the month is out.
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Feb 11, 2023 15:23
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Shazback posted:I wonder if Twitter is selling "+ reply/retweet by Musk" to try to bring back advertisers Slowly but surely, Elon spends $44B to use Twitter's backend to reinvent the Jeremy Renner app
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Feb 11, 2023 16:21
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nine-gear crow posted:Yep, we are rapidly approaching the moment where he orders the last remaining Twitter staffers to hop into the desktop model-sized replica Telsa on his nightstand with him at gunpoint so they can drive off into the sunset and escape the burning wreckage of Twitter, and when they try to explain to him it's physically impossible he
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Feb 11, 2023 16:32
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Serious_Cyclone posted:Slowly but surely, Elon spends $44B to use Twitter's backend to reinvent the Jeremy Renner app he's gonna reinvent the Corey Hotline but for Elon
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Feb 11, 2023 16:46
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Keep pissing piss baby https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1624438288898744328?s=20&t=SS_d7JdsaR1rRa_lXiGrhA
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Feb 11, 2023 17:03
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E the Shaggy posted:Keep pissing piss baby I am so glad stupid people have the uncontrollable urge to voice their opinions.
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Feb 11, 2023 17:07
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spunkshui posted:I am so glad stupid people have the uncontrollable urge to voice their opinions. I know I do. 
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Feb 11, 2023 17:10
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E the Shaggy posted:Keep pissing piss baby Yeah. That "earthquake" in "Turkey"? FAKE NEWS.
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Feb 11, 2023 17:11
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spunkshui posted:I am so glad stupid people have the uncontrollable urge to voice their opinions. That's the one redeemable feature of Twitter: giving an outlet for stupid people to demonstrate their stupidity.
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Feb 11, 2023 17:14
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Ha, plebs. The truly enlightened like myself passively believe the press
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:That's the one redeemable feature of Twitter: giving an outlet for stupid people to demonstrate their stupidity.
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Feb 11, 2023 17:31
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E the Shaggy posted:Keep pissing piss baby Anything remotely critical of Musk or Tesla = corrupt, fake news Besides that why would any automotive brand advertise on Twitter when Musk boosts any Tesla praising post?
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Feb 11, 2023 17:33
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Drive away the press, that for sure will get new people to come to twitter.com
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Feb 11, 2023 17:37
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Just noticed there's a "verified " tab on notifications now because likes from blue users are inherently better
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Feb 11, 2023 17:39
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kazil posted:Drive away the press, that for sure will get new people to come to twitter.com Elon wants a new press, ones that believe Paul Pelosi was having an affair with a gay space alien.
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Feb 11, 2023 17:43
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E the Shaggy posted:Keep pissing piss baby y'all misunderstand, this is actually meant to be praise
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Feb 11, 2023 17:46
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If your passive disbelief stat is higher than the press' spellcasting save DC do they disappear
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Feb 11, 2023 17:52
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Ashmole posted:Just noticed there's a "verified " tab on notifications now because likes from blue users are inherently better segregating people by colour, classic elon
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E the Shaggy posted:Keep pissing piss baby oh no! not The Press. good thing twitter is here to shovel the steaming, runny truth down out throats.
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Feb 11, 2023 18:13
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E the Shaggy posted:Keep pissing piss baby an assistant had to physically restrain Elon from using the word 'sheeple' in this tweet
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Feb 11, 2023 18:16
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Ashmole posted:Just noticed there's a "verified " tab on notifications now because likes from blue users are inherently better  
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bobjr posted:https://twitter.com/somebadideas/status/1624170153171640366?s=46&t=UUOenXRbXGx9KMN7_1ZyBQ I appreciate more and more media consistently making Musk the archetype for their villains.
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Entropic posted:Did anything actually happen with this or did he forget about it already? Oh wait… Steadiman posted:https://twitter.com/Jon_Christian/status/1624237114496884737 …this suddenly makes sense now. He’s not trying to drive up engagement, he just reread his own tweet and realized as a “creator,” he would get to share in the profits for ads in his reply threads. And what’s an easier way to get ads in your reply thread than by replying to them yourself? 
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Feb 11, 2023 18:34
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How long before Elon is having to post ads for Raid: Shadow Legends for his advertisments
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Nowher posted:I was reading reddit and someone posted a comment comparing an out-of-touch Youtuber to Elon. They want to be a billionaire tech bro nothing more. And if Elon Musk isn't the person they envisioned and talked up so goddamn much then apparently there is no good tech bro billionaire in the world and their dream is forever crushed because for some reason they think they will somehow become a billionaire starting with no wealth and without the ruthlessness and luck it takes to get to that level.
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Feb 11, 2023 18:51
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so if we all reply to ad tweets we get stock in the company?
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ilmucche posted:Does this mean you can tweet ads at your own tweet and make money off of it? I'd say that there is a high probability that very little though has been given to how this will work in practice. I'm pretty sure most employees at Twitter find out about Elon's promises about new features or rule changes with the same tweets as the rest of us. At most, Elon will probably just pop by some random office on Monday and go "You guys are in charge of paying creators their share of ad revenue." to the dozen or so people working there before moving on to his next idea. Let them worry about the unimportant details like figuring out how much to send and where to send it. "Just figure something out, but make it fast. I told Catturd that he could expect his first payment in a week or two."
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Feb 11, 2023 19:50
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Castor Poe posted:
Highly appropriate that the man himself is the platonic ideal of "your racist Facebook uncle".
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Codependent Poster posted:How long before Elon is having to post ads for Raid: Shadow Legends for his advertisments Elon undoing the buttons on his shirt: "cum plaay my laawd"
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Feb 11, 2023 20:34
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It'd be really funny if they remove blue ticks for everyone who doesnt subscribe and someone just makes a blocklist for them all.
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